Anon goes on a road trip in the 90's | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous 08/31/23(Thu)12:02:11 No.905306825 112 KB JPG >me be >taking a year long road trip across America in the 90s >right before I left a town or city, I'd pay a h----- to have sex with me >once I finished, I'd beat them up and take my money back plus whatever they had on them and then flee the city >never got caught and I made like $7000 in profit that year >plus I got to beat random hookers up

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Everyone else 08/31/23(Thu)13:29:26 No.905313556 XPROSPEK SEIKO % IMG_2685.jpg 126 KB JPG How trigger all of internet >be America >always #1 Why do they even bother competing against us

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That $400 is barely enough to pay for Anon's tendies and dewey for a week! What is he supposed to do guys??? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous bruh graduate college 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 194 KB JPG >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it

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Anon works at a museum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 100 KB JPG 03/25/22 (Fri) 13:01:26 No.875084480 >be me >worked in a s----- museum >gave tours to classes all the time >the work was boring >the museum sucked >you pay $20 to walk around and read, no interactions, nothing but placards and pictures >start on going joke with coworkers >when training new hires for tours we throw in s--- that isn't true >I decide to give George Washington a middle name >I gave the new hire his study materials >have him shadow my tours and keep referring to George Washington as George S. Washington >nobody questions the S. >new hire takes over tours and refers to him with the S >not a single soul questions him while me and my coworkers are trying hard as hell not to laugh >went back 8 years later after with my own kid for her class >went on to tell her how I used to work here when she was a baby >get to part about George >lady giving tours gets to his part and says "George S. Washington was the first president of the United States" >I f------ lost it >all these years have came and gone >and these f---- still call him George S. Washington >ask her what the S. stands for >she says Smith >you don't understand /b/ >I had to leave the museum I was laughing so hard

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Jesus Christ Anon.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/31/23(Thu)12:24:17 No.905310608 >Be me. >P--- addicted f---. >One night, nothing is working for me, futa, cartoon, gay, femboy, video game characters, b-------, interracial, etc. NOTHING WAS WORKING. >See this picture of Patrick being thick as hell. >Think "why not". >Give it go, focusing on his big ass while imagining a thick d--- just sliding in & out with sound effects, *schlop schlop schlop* >H-------- it's working. >I'm gonna COOOOM >Coomed. >Shame.

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anon doesn't do well with the ladies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 54 KB JPG 01/06/21 (Wed)13:39:26 No.61737841 > be me > in highschool > accidentally bump into girl in the hallway > she says "ew" > mfw this happens on multiple occasions > mfw they aren't even trying to be mean, its just a gut reaction one girl was even very sweet and apologetic. She said she was sorry and it just slipped out. i said it was fine and i continued my way to class. what henious crimes must i have committed in a past life to deserve this? is this punishment for prior sins?

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How does he cum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1677248370232290.jpg 75 KB JPG Realistically, is it still possible to be alive at this point? : Anonymous how does he s---? 08/23/23(Wed)01:08:02 No.189040532 >>189040608 # Very, very carefully. 08/23/23(Wed)01:10:35 No.189040608 >>189041106 # >>189046046 # >>189052650 # >>189055525 # Anonymous08/23/23(Wed)01:25:38 No.189041106 0.189040642 orgettable

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Anon visits the ER | /r/Greentext

DROPSHIP RHINO D--- PILL ANGERFUCK DRAGON POWDER GODS MOST POWERFUL NATURAL STEROID : Anonymous ZERO SIDE BUY NOW EFFECTS OR DIE PNEU VÉLO MICHELIN LE MEILLEUR LE MOINS CHER 76 KB JPG YAYO EXOTICS [Advertise on 4chan] Pine Polles 08/31/23(Thu)14:28:31 No.74578023 >be 23 >wake up with extreme chest pain >worst pain I've felt in my life >go to ER >female doctor asks if I'm sexually active >no >"you don't have to lie about it, you can tell me the truth" >reiterate that no, I am not sexually active >doctor says she has no idea what's wrong with me >tells me to take painkillers, get some rest, and hope I pull through >mfw

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: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin women >they gave a slut at our school 575 KB JPG 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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: Anonymous (ID: ¡BC9zbo0 Cowhat you must. have axeady won 97 KB JPG >>439787024 # 08/31/23(Thu)05:40:09 No.439782839 >Be me >Buy 3lb of cheap beef >Eat with massive amounts of ketchup and dill pickles on tortillias >Realize grocery store meat isn't precooked >Stomach status=destroyed

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Anon gets revenge on his ex-wife | /r/Greentext

>Catch my now ex-wife cheating on me. >Pretend nothing is wrong but turn into a manipulative sociopath. >Break gas gauge in her car. Siphon gas out randomly so she's always running out. >Get a nanny cam that's hidden in a lamp. Get video of her f------ around. >Find out everything I can about the guy she's f------. >lol dance instructor. >Find out he's looking for work, get ahold of his resume. >Rework it so it's not retarded, impersonate him, and get him an interview at a studio 2 states away. Dream job, if you're a f--. >He bites. Takes the job and after some mushy b------- ghosts my wife. >Meanwhile I start siphoning money out of our accounts slowly and keep the cash hidden away in my truck in a lockbox. Put away $10k. >It's time. >Wait for her to be dead asleep, unlock her phone and turn off alarms on days that the coin I flip turns up heads. >She gets fired. Calls me bawling her eyes out. >When she gets home my wedding ring is on the table with her laptop playing the video of them f------. Next to that is a copy of the divorce petition.

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Anon tries to get laid. | /r/Greentext

>go up to a h----- and ask how much for her time >she says 200 for an hour >i ask her if she accepts tf2 keys or earbuds >she says w-- and asks me to leave >i demand her to answer or else i would mge her >nearby 6'7" black pimp wearing apparel a friendly killing lime painted cosmetics Scout would equip >"ay, do we have a problem here" >i tell him why she won't accept tf2 keys or earbuds >"we only accept hard cash ni a, now beat it" >i tell him that this ghetto street is a trade server and that this is unacceptable >grabs me by the arm pulls me into an dark alley, and pushes me against a wall >"aight, looks like you need to be taught a lesson" >takes out two laptops with a mouse from a nearby dumpster and hands me one >"connect to that server ip that's written on the Post-it note next to the mousepad, Scout and stock weapons only" >connect to the mge server and proceed to lose 6 - 20 >"all bark and no bite, huh? never show yo face in my territory again" >run out of the alley with tears in my eyes as he does a Demoman schadenfreude irl and ingame

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Anon at the gym | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 128 KB JPG 08/30/23(Wed)16:38:56 No.29671855 I really need an answer. >be me >at the gym, benching >see girl come and sit on the bench next to me out of the corner of my eye >she turns around, I sit up, meaning she can get a good look at my face now >when she turns back, i can see out of the corner of my eye that she's looking at my face and looks visibly disgusted, like genuinely in distress >begrudgingly crosses my line of sight (I'm just staring at the ground though >grabs dumbbells from the rack, comes back, and sits on the f------ GROUND, as far away from her bench as possible >starts doing her f------ sets like normal, again sits on the GROUND to rest This definitively proves I'm ugly right? Like, grotesquely ugly. Don't try to tell me this is normal. I don't care what you say, almost nobody has a story like this, and I have dozens. I groom myself, shower every day, dress nice, etc so don't even try to bring that up either. And I don't give a f--- how "weird" you think this story is or the fact I notice stuff like this, I need a f------ answer because I'm seriously losing it. I can't f------ take this s--- anymore.

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