Anon realizes that now | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

1h (8/28 9:06) 905114573 · 6 Re - 2 Img PNG 183KB (720 × 684) 2A8BA7EA-B02F-4825-B7E5-D2578FE436EF.png 2 Replies >be me >laying in bed trying to sleep >end up thinking about childhood stuff as one does : >remember my first grade teacher >early to mid 20s and fairly pretty >she would hug me alot for some reason when no one was around >f------ dawns on me >I don't think she was supposed to be doing that bros

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous What do I do 61 KB PNG 08/21/23 (Mon)07:47:06 No.904718234 >be me >13 >have sleep paralysis >i see a figure in the corner >it comes close to me >whispers: "You love Danny?" >i wake up with cold sweat >danny is my dog >he dies the next day >become depressed as s--- >fast forward 3 years later >go to sleep after long day at work >sleep paralysis again >same demon from 3 yrs ago >comes close to my ear again >coldsweat.gif >"you love [My brothers name] ?" >ohssit.png >wake up >after 2 days brother takes his own life Is this a coincidence? Or should I start going back to church?

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Britannia maybe rules the waves | /r/Greentext

0 English Channel Calais Hazebrouck Étaples ARTOIS Somme 100 km Zeebrugge Ostend Armentières Scheldt Arras Amiens PICARDY Ypres Seine Paris FRANCE Compiègne LINE Mons Arras, Apr-May 1917 FLANDERS Third Ypres, Jul-Nov 1917 Passchendaele Messines, fun 1917 Some, Jul-Nov 191 Oise THE NETHERLANDS Eindhoven Cambrai, Nov-Dec 1917 Antwerp 1916-1917 Reims "Brussels BELGIUM GERMAN WITHDRAWAL TO HINDENBURG LINE, MAR APR 1917 Sedan Second Aisne, Apr-May 191 CHAMPAGNE Marne Liège Aisne Meuse Verdun ARGONNE ARDENNES Duisburg Aachen Luxembourg Verdun Feb-Dec 1916 Metz LORRAINE Nancy GERMANY Cologne Coblenz ALSACE Rhine Strasbourg >Britannia rules the waves >allows lines to stagnate for years instead of outflanking the Huns from the sea What were they thinking?

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anon is a lawyer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous lawyer problems 30 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)16:04:00 No.905092092 >be me >baby lawyer making big boy money >invite one of my seniors out to lunch one day and he says yes but to leave without him and he'll catch up >arrive at cafe and wait by myself for about half an hour >figure he got caught up in some big project so nbd >get a text from him that he'll be a little late because he underestimated how long of a walk it would be >lol ok then, pull out my laptop and start working >an hour passes before he finally arrives >he kicks the door open kramer style, out of breath, his cheap suit drenched in sweat, clinging to him like saran wrap >"amazing day for a sweating!" he exclaims to no one in particular, every word punctuated by deep breaths >chuckle and invite him to table >asked him why he walked, he claims buses are "financially unsustainable" >he orders a tap water, tells the waitress to "keep 'em comin" with a wink >conversation is normal for a while but eventually veers into his living situation >I recognize the neighborhood he lives in, it's basically the ghetto of ghettos >he lives with 3 other roommates (2 of them welfare artists and the other he's not sure what he does exactly but is pretty sure he sells crack) >tells me it's worth it though because of all the money he saves >ask him how he gets to work because said neighborhood is so far from firm >tells me he used to take the bus but he kept getting yelled at for getting on the back and not paying >did bike for a while but it got stolen

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Anons think about animal names | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 315 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)04:59:32 No.4602745 my sister used to pull their wings off and joke that they were "walks". >>4602939 # >>4602963 # : Anonymous 136 KB JPG >>4602937 # 08/27/23(Sun)02:12:42 No.4602684 >is called fly >flies fascinating. Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)05:10:13 No.4602748 >swims >isn't called a swim w-- 08/27/23(Sun)12:01:32 No.4602937 >>4602748 # >is called a fish >is the one getting fished

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Anon recounts a childhood memory | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (4 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)18:05:05 No.74531034 >>74531069 >>74531073 >Be me, five years old. >Live in a townhouse and sometimes play in the front yard. >Neighbor lets their dogs s--- everywhere, so there's lots of s--- in the common yard. >Step on it frequently. >Dad finally gets fed up about all the dog s---, starts talking about how he's going to scoop it all up with a snow shovel and dump it right in front of the offending neighbor's yard for them to deal with. >Sitting in the living room watching TV and my dad comes into the house with a snow shovel completely full of s---. Probably five pounds of s---. >He's blown away by how much s--- he picked up and needed to show the family. >Mom is not thrilled. Yells at him to get the f--- out of the house with that. >He turns around to go back outside and accidentally slams the shovel into the bookcase, dumping the entire load of s---. >S--- goes everywhere. On the carpet, on the bookshelf, behind the bookshelf. >Mom is furious and also trying not to get sick from the smell. >Dad cleans it up and finally dumps it in the neighbor's yard. >Neighbor sees him do it and yells at him, saying it's not her dog's s---. >Neighbor says she'll prove it by showing him where her dog actually s----, and shows my dad her back patio area, which was covered in s---. >Dad apologizes, scoops up the five pounds of s--- yet again and properly disposes of it. Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)18:10:30 No.74531069 >>74531034 (OP) # Your dad shat all over the garden didn't he? Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)18:11:04 No.74531073 >>74531034 (OP) # F--- you reddit. Put me in the screenshot.

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image 2023-05-19_185007916.png 84 KB PNG >be me >minding my own business >suddenly a random hooman appears out of nowhere >he says "pspsps" What should I do fellow catons? Can I approach safely or I should break his feelings?

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Anonymous ITS OVER 6 KB PNG 08/27/23(Sun)12:11:12 No.89979678 >Parents at 25 were married and already had a house while making $7 & $8 an hour >Me at 25 still a KHV living in a s----- appartment on an 80k/year engineering salary

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: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 08/27/23(Sun)15:34:23 No.74530000 >be me >exist >the end

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: Anonymous 08/26/23(Sat) 13:24:32 No.189182533 The Order_66.jpg 318 KB JPG >Execute order 66 >There's still 10,000 Jedi fuckwads running around with their lightsabers sticking out of their rectums The clone troopers didn't do a very good job. Who's to blame for f------ up the order?

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