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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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WHAT WENT WONG 3 28 KB JPG WHY DID IT HAVE TO CONE TH5. >boyfriend in the bathroom >countertop is crowded >the bottle of Listerine falls off >bends down and picks it up >a few moments pass >it falls off again >he enters a screaming frothy-mouth rage >"God damn it, STOP! F------! FALLING! God damn f------ piece of God damn s---, stupid-ass God damn m-----------. I'll throw that stupid son of a bitch through the f------ God damn window if it f------ falls again" I wanted to cry... call me weak if you want but it scares me so much when people rage...

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: Anonymous G----------- from clubs 89 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)03:42:39 No.29631399 >Dance alone in the middle of a nightclub >Get surounded by bouncers >They explain to me that a woman complained that I was being weird >I didn't even talk to anyone >I tell them that's her problem, not mine >They ask why I'm alone at the club >Think to myself, "To dance and get laid, obviously" >Start imagining my d--- between a nice paire of t---. >I answer "to f--- some t---" >They drag me outside. >They Take a picture of my ID's and my face. >They tell me I'm banned from the premisse for "harassing women" and that if I come back they will call the police. Seriously, I may have used a poor choice of words, but why is it not acceptable to say that you are there to get laid? I mean don't most men do?

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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)15:53:43 No.189101210 >Female comedian speaks >"...So anyway, I had SEX... using my VAGINA" : Anonymous >>189101210 (OP) # >frogposter posts >"...so anyway, I sucked COCKS...using my MOUTH" 08/24/23(Thu)15:55:00 No.189101235

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Coomer brain anon is puzzled by life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 19 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)09:34:47 No.904899750 >can't perform in bed with an objectively 7.5/10 wife who used to be a cheerleader in high school >just busted a nut to my neighbor's incredibly ugly mom imagining her as a milf Life is so complicated, I ponder as I sit in the bathroom staring at my shameful naked body

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: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed)19:11:05 No.74487121 >be me >goes to hs >try to get gf >befriend a girl >hit on her >she rejects me, says that doesnt want a bf >didnt get mad, took it fine >stop talking to her >got next day to hs >all her friends know what happened, she spreads personal information about me. >still not mad >can visibly see her whispering to her friends while they are all looking at me, also hiding when I appear. >a little mad >she them says to someone: "why we couldnt still be friends?" Why are woman like this? Do they dont know what consequences are? I realised "personality" is a hoax when they act like this irl and get way with it, and its not just some woman, its the majority.

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Anonymous 345 KB PNG 10/12/21(Tue)15:30:42 No.65731923 >Make dating app account >Heterosexual, show to women >3 likes, no matches in a week >Disappointed by curious, switch to males >70 likes in an 2 hours There was nothing wrong with me, female standards became so insane they beyond self- parody right now.

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42.0 kB JPG >gf of 2 years I was about to propose to cheats on me >feels bad >turns out she was doing it for months >feels worse >force myself to stop thinking about her over time >feels better >she calls me one day >guy she cheated on me with cheated on her >says she feels bad for what she put me through >asks for another chance >"nah" >hang up phone >all better

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Anon realizes incels go back to the dawn of time | /r/Greentext

Mu LVIVV fin 8,000 YEARS AGO, 17 WOMEN REPRODUCED FOR EVERY ONE MAN An analysis of modern DNA uncovers a rough dating scene after the advent of agriculture. FRANCIE DIEP UPDATED: JUN 14, 2017 ORIGINAL: MAR 17, 2015 Threshing wheat in ancient Egypt. (Photo: Carlos E. Solivérez/Wikimedia Commons) F03819DF-02F6-4905-B3A2-8989E114A60B.jpg 246 KB JPG >"Ugh Stakregg me like you want make baby" >"no way Anontrog me make baby with Chadlodite" >"I like you too Beckykrag you make baby with Anontrog?" TUSSIVE >"F--- off Anontrog you weak bitch, me f--- Chadlodite too" TFW cavemen were all a bunch of f------ incels

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: Anonymous When IS an appropriate time to(...) dersen AW PUCK YEAH! 81 KB JPG 23 08/20/23(Sun)21:32:10 No.904702490 In college > inappropriate to flirt in class > inappropriate to flirt at work > inappropriate to flirt while they're working > inappropriate to flirt with random person > girls in clubs aren't looking for boyfriends > girls at frat parties aren't looking for boyfriends > groups of girls at either don't want to be approached > online dating is a cesspool unless you want hookups W-- bros when are you supposed to talk to women?

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anon sees through the lies of the imperialist bourgeoisie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: WtU21LMz No.438961900 08/23/23(Wed)17:38:50 >be american commietard in early 30s >get chance to visit USSR >meet Stalin in Kharkov >wow such amazing industry and the workers are so happy! >we visit a collective farm in Luhansk. >All the children laugh and look healthy >Clearly those rumors of a famine were lies! >get on train to moscow >it's cozy but I wish it had windows >Comrade, might we see the coal mines in Donetsk? >Nyet. >Oh, ok >What about the wheat fields of the upper Volga? >Nyet. >It's just that, you know, there's rumors millions have died due to your insane policies, and— >Is it millions they're saying now? Last I heard it was thousands. Next week it will be billions! >we all laugh heartily >at kremlim, every guest is served an entire roasted pig >Go home and praise the miracle of communism

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M F3WRGeKbwAAgYhO.png 22 KB PNG >be me few days ago >fem coworkers found out that i play BA during my break >ff now >the same coworkers is now reporting me to HR because my memorial lobby was swimsuit azusa and she's uncomfortable and think i was a being a creep(again, all this happening during my break and i already done all my work before break) >HR call me for disciplinary because i was "disturbing the work on the office" (again, this is happening during the break hour) >now everyone on the work think im being a creep because of my memorial lobby I guess this is it then /bag/gots, so anyone has job vacancy for Finance & Accounting Manager position in their company? >>442168781 # >>442168869 # >>442169162 # >>442169662 # >>442169704 # >>442169784 #

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: Anonymous X 26 KB JPG 02/16/21(Tue)18:59:15 No.84751 >be me >fish ><>

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