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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)15:53:43 No.189101210 >Female comedian speaks >"...So anyway, I had SEX... using my VAGINA" : Anonymous >>189101210 (OP) # >frogposter posts >"...so anyway, I sucked COCKS...using my MOUTH" 08/24/23(Thu)15:55:00 No.189101235

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 19 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)09:34:47 No.904899750 >can't perform in bed with an objectively 7.5/10 wife who used to be a cheerleader in high school >just busted a nut to my neighbor's incredibly ugly mom imagining her as a milf Life is so complicated, I ponder as I sit in the bathroom staring at my shameful naked body

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: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed)19:11:05 No.74487121 >be me >goes to hs >try to get gf >befriend a girl >hit on her >she rejects me, says that doesnt want a bf >didnt get mad, took it fine >stop talking to her >got next day to hs >all her friends know what happened, she spreads personal information about me. >still not mad >can visibly see her whispering to her friends while they are all looking at me, also hiding when I appear. >a little mad >she them says to someone: "why we couldnt still be friends?" Why are woman like this? Do they dont know what consequences are? I realised "personality" is a hoax when they act like this irl and get way with it, and its not just some woman, its the majority.

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Anonymous 345 KB PNG 10/12/21(Tue)15:30:42 No.65731923 >Make dating app account >Heterosexual, show to women >3 likes, no matches in a week >Disappointed by curious, switch to males >70 likes in an 2 hours There was nothing wrong with me, female standards became so insane they beyond self- parody right now.

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42.0 kB JPG >gf of 2 years I was about to propose to cheats on me >feels bad >turns out she was doing it for months >feels worse >force myself to stop thinking about her over time >feels better >she calls me one day >guy she cheated on me with cheated on her >says she feels bad for what she put me through >asks for another chance >"nah" >hang up phone >all better

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Anon realizes incels go back to the dawn of time | /r/Greentext

Mu LVIVV fin 8,000 YEARS AGO, 17 WOMEN REPRODUCED FOR EVERY ONE MAN An analysis of modern DNA uncovers a rough dating scene after the advent of agriculture. FRANCIE DIEP UPDATED: JUN 14, 2017 ORIGINAL: MAR 17, 2015 Threshing wheat in ancient Egypt. (Photo: Carlos E. Solivérez/Wikimedia Commons) F03819DF-02F6-4905-B3A2-8989E114A60B.jpg 246 KB JPG >"Ugh Stakregg me like you want make baby" >"no way Anontrog me make baby with Chadlodite" >"I like you too Beckykrag you make baby with Anontrog?" TUSSIVE >"F--- off Anontrog you weak bitch, me f--- Chadlodite too" TFW cavemen were all a bunch of f------ incels

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: Anonymous When IS an appropriate time to(...) dersen AW PUCK YEAH! 81 KB JPG 23 08/20/23(Sun)21:32:10 No.904702490 In college > inappropriate to flirt in class > inappropriate to flirt at work > inappropriate to flirt while they're working > inappropriate to flirt with random person > girls in clubs aren't looking for boyfriends > girls at frat parties aren't looking for boyfriends > groups of girls at either don't want to be approached > online dating is a cesspool unless you want hookups W-- bros when are you supposed to talk to women?

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Anonymous (ID: WtU21LMz No.438961900 08/23/23(Wed)17:38:50 >be american commietard in early 30s >get chance to visit USSR >meet Stalin in Kharkov >wow such amazing industry and the workers are so happy! >we visit a collective farm in Luhansk. >All the children laugh and look healthy >Clearly those rumors of a famine were lies! >get on train to moscow >it's cozy but I wish it had windows >Comrade, might we see the coal mines in Donetsk? >Nyet. >Oh, ok >What about the wheat fields of the upper Volga? >Nyet. >It's just that, you know, there's rumors millions have died due to your insane policies, and— >Is it millions they're saying now? Last I heard it was thousands. Next week it will be billions! >we all laugh heartily >at kremlim, every guest is served an entire roasted pig >Go home and praise the miracle of communism

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M F3WRGeKbwAAgYhO.png 22 KB PNG >be me few days ago >fem coworkers found out that i play BA during my break >ff now >the same coworkers is now reporting me to HR because my memorial lobby was swimsuit azusa and she's uncomfortable and think i was a being a creep(again, all this happening during my break and i already done all my work before break) >HR call me for disciplinary because i was "disturbing the work on the office" (again, this is happening during the break hour) >now everyone on the work think im being a creep because of my memorial lobby I guess this is it then /bag/gots, so anyone has job vacancy for Finance & Accounting Manager position in their company? >>442168781 # >>442168869 # >>442169162 # >>442169662 # >>442169704 # >>442169784 #

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: Anonymous X 26 KB JPG 02/16/21(Tue)18:59:15 No.84751 >be me >fish ><>

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: Anonymous 244 KB PNG 08/24/23(Thu)07:56:00 No.189090206 >this thing is big sir >how big are we talking >it's the size of Texas, sir >my god, get me the PRESIDENT on the phone!

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Anonymous >can I survive for 24 hours on solar power alone? >we never find out because his wife comes home 106 KB JPG >even if she hadn't, the answer would have been 'no' >after spending thousands on solar panels and batteries, in a place that gets constant sunshine 08/23/23(Wed)23:11:53 No.95557095 >>95557232 # >>95557361 # >>95557400 # >>95557678 # Anonymous 36 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed)23:19:36 No.95557232 >>95557095 # You are my sunshine anon <3

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: Anonymous Itt: gay s--- you did 21 KB JPG : Anonymous >>74368920 # >>74368939 # : Anonymous : Anonymous 297 KB JPG >>74369071 08/13/23(Sun)21:01:13 No.74368795 >cried myself to sleep while listening to karty perries that one that got away because I kept thinking about how in a different timeline I have a loving girlfriend 08/13/23(Sun)21:11:45 No.74368898 08/13/23(Sun)21:13:38 No.74368920 08/13/23(Sun)21:14:45 No.74368933 >>74368795 (OP) # >crying yourself to sleep is now considered gay >mfw I have been doing it for the past 2 months

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