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he blue, round in his stomach acid gee start laughing and running around the room s flail- I mean play kickball- on the baseball field card Three F------ smell. 01 No.384375601 20447-The-End-of-Time-d(...).jpg) st time I met four men that changed my life. This tard Three. ia, due to the size of the class. ush past me, go to vending machine. large and ape-like Fats Mcgee is. co inflict violence. machine, trying to reach up to pull Chips out. 9 Chaos. e, in his sputtering retard tone buddle of urine crying, arm in the vending machine. ding machine to s--- to free him. . they lead him away 5:55:21 No.384378182 uchachild.jpg) Mcgee and the Retard Three Part II the first incident om, working on some school stuff (At this point, I'm trying to get my Masters) anning down the hall, bursting into classrooms and waving to teachers that actually like them n sroom." e noise, a noise I'd come to call The Song of the Tard'. 's I'm grading er Tards help it, because I have a special education family member who doesn't act like that. Please leave." ENGAGED ard IMY SPECIAL ED STUDENT ENTERED HIS CLASSROOM HE MUST HATE SPECIAL ED." (Thu)16:06:18 No.384379762 1, 8947_deac.gif) 8 as glorious. and his Retard Three part 3: Revenge of the S--- childhood education, to get my Masters. Class is taking notes while I press s--- on powerpoint, barely paying attention. scream o have a knife, because I teach in one of the s-------- schools in the nation ee have walked in, and started screaming Retard Speech at this girl, trying to steal her orange fanta this f------ s---.. arm agling Tard Cage AKA Thunderdome me STER, AND AFTER ONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN FIRED BECAUSE OF IT. LEARN TO DO YOUR JOB. not before seeing that Fats had royally s--- himself. Bad enough that it doesn't even look like a stain; it looks like s--- is actually dribbling from the back classroom Wild for the rest of class. st of the day, I start taking skin off. 21/12(Thu)16:17:35 No.384381482 30x182, What+the+gif+doctor+who.gif) cgee and his Retard Three part IV: The Field is alive (With the sound of Tard must be a sophomore about this point. I have my Masters, and plan on working oach, because the previous one was arrested for diddling the pickle of students. d for fourth block, which is Practice/Strength and Conditioning they can wrap it up, since the Tards only have the field for third block. I actually like, starts rounding them up, doing her job. ntinue what will be a war until he graduates Tard Guard t s. He gets to the top, and hurls his bluejeans at the Tard Guard. d, and is now wrapped in s----covered blue jeans. = stamina, capable of running while creating a massive f------ trail ard gets close, becoming a literal- whirlwind of s---. stops running that day. 03/01/12(Thu)16:28:32 No.384383120 450x300, DoctorWho.jpg) 384382097 e Tale of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three Part V: Field Day. ater the same year as the baseball field incident E's Homecoming Day; which means we don't do s---, and there are various activities for the kids. cudying because I'm a f------ nerd. ee and his Retard Three sol slide' the bullies do in movies, and ends up slamming into me. ke 4 day old boiled cabbage that has been left out in the sun, and marinated in piss and horse j---. front of me, facing me by, is clearly pleased with my freindliness' towards the Tards wnie points, but hope in my heart that the look of terror on my face betrays the idea I'm being friendly aring. One is drooling, and it's starting to pool on my book. ?" n my ear efore my eyes xs up, starts making loud noises, telling the Retards to 'go the f--- away' ds with a player of mine, Ray. He'll be important later. evenge. s--- stains on the bleacher next to me, and the book I was studying is ruined. cher ot GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:42:41 No.384385112 0 KB, 600x350, 302_the_shakespeare_code_1.gif) The Tale of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three Part VI: An Exchange of Blows. This honor goes to Ray more than anything- If you're out there, man. Th was f------ glorious. >Second Semester of Fat's Sophmore year >There have been many minor events between Part V and Part VI, but nothing that wouldn't be much more than a repeat. with Fats Mcgees s--- for two and a half years now. is a senior, have become steadfast allies against the Tard Menace 7 going to have to cancel practice the day before a big game because of a 'Disco-Themed Prom' for the Tard Empire h Ray. Fiend alone at some point. end fifteen dollars to, in the middle of prom, whip his d--- out and start rubbing Fats with it. me to go to the Prom where he's being a Peer Buddy, telling me that it'll be worth it' ed and irritated at Ray the Retard Three whips out his d--- and starts rubbing it against Fats. starts screeching herwised occupied you didn't ally did coach goes into Rage Mode: Final Form his own, chode-like Tard Penis and starts 'dueling' his friend, screaming in Tard Rage no idea 3 has grabs his Tard Friend and hurls him into a big, plastic pillar they set up for pictures nearly crushing the Tard Guard coming in just a moment. Ouj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:43:55 No.384385314 og-(66 KB, 470x280, 316472.jpg) >All. Helll. Breaks. Loose. >Fats has removed his pants completely, and is waving his d--- around, pissing on everything. >The Retard Three have all started c--- dueling. >I'm staring, awestruck, at what Ray has wrought. me sus, the end is here. nto me at full Retard Speed, and starts screaming in my face. m off, but gets in trouble later for 'Attacking' the kid because of Ultimate Mother Bitch Mode ered in Tard Urine and S--- forever when I get home at point, Fats realized how bad he f----- up., Because he just started crying. eginning of the End had arrived. O: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)16:59:20 No.384387792 -0.jpg-(146 KB, 500x375, tumblr_lyw9sbJhyX1qzyhfjo1_500.jpg) Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three part VII: End of the Beginning of the End >I was forced to remove Ray from the team because of the Prom incident, but we're still fast friends even after he graduates. >I'm entering my third year of teaching, and Fat's junior year. It's taken all summer, but I've finally figured out my plan. >I can't get damaged-in-school, or they'd find a way to blame me or the school. I have to find a way to get Fats to damage of school. a fact Fats is turning 18 soon, because he was held back a year in middle school, so I could get him tried as an adult. bokie to befriend one of his Retard Three, and now have a Spy in the base. at Fat's birthday is March 31st. The second semester of his Junior year. Man, I continue being a good teacher, and am close to getting my PhD. after moving to a new classroom, Fats begins to fade from my mind because I'm not so close to him. appens. art 2 incoming us (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)17:07:39 No.384389158 539659.jpg-(26 KB, 600x337, tennant.aspx.jpg) The Tale of Fats McGee and his Retard Three, Part VIII: A Farewell to Arms part I. >Finally, March rolls around. April 1st comes. >It is time. >I start learning Fat's pattern. What he does for fun. ns out, Fats is an avid fan of movies, and loves going to the cinema. ly, I use my Spy to learn when Fats is going to be at a movie. we to the theatre, and spot Fats in line. ime. I prepare myself, before walking towards the movie. I don't let him see me until we're in the concession line. my luck. They made fresh popcorn, and he had a bucket. = is going to hurt really f------ bad, but it'll be worth it. s turns around. th 'Found you, F---------.' s starts screaming g me to my sleep, /b/. Incoming FINAL BOSS BATTLE. mous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)17:11:51 No.384389884 30639911.gif-(496 KB, 500x278, doctorwho10idontwanttogo.gif) The Final Story of Fats Mcgee and his Retard Three >Stare down Fats. >Fats starts freaking the f--- out, and shaking. other turns towards me, eyes widen as she recognizes me. ust grin. ats suddenly throws the steaming popcorn at me, and lunges on me. m getting wailed on by a Retard security suddenly comes and yanks him off Spot one Security Guard that looks familiar. H--------, it's Ray. Police are called, because I'm bleeding. nymous (ID: z0uj2GEb) 03/01/12(Thu)17:15:38 No.384390502 1330640138.jpg-(117 KB, 500x282, doctorwhoeot2_9.jpg) The Final Story of Fats and his Retard Three >I press charges, his Mother rages and says I provoked him. >Teachers from school testify that Fats was always incredibly agressive and rage- filled Every, Incident. He ever. Caused. is brought into it. Dogres Assault, and is given 9 months in Jail + a 5,000 dollar fine.

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