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39 KB JPG >10 years old >Trick or treating alone, s--- parents who didn't monitor me >Knock in a door dressed as a cat >"Trick or treat!" >He hands me a full sized Snickers >I decline it for being too generous >He insists >I ask him to give me something more reasonable >He starts to get annoyed >"Just take the Snickers, kid!" >I agree and take it and start to unwrap it >He starts to close the door >I put my hand out and stop him from closing it >"Wait!" I yell as he pulls the door open again >I make him watch me slowly eat the whole Snickers >He is visibly annoyed >"Thank you sir" I say as I hold the empty wrapper out towards him >"Just take it with you" he said as he closes the door >I post the empty wrapper through the door >I lift the flap and ask if I can use his bathroom >He yells at me to leave >"ok, love you, bye" >Walk off towards the next house Trick or treat memories?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 242 KB PNG 08/15/23(Tue)11:23:40 No.74393734 >be me, 19f >in class for various life skills >lots of autists and retards >cringe.png >all of them seem to be okay >except for one >retard autist keeps blasting robot voicelines >mfw he is literally worse than anyone i have ever met >mfw he is more retarded than even the most retarded gamers I see daily >mfw he does the most god awful annoying s--- known to man what the f--- do I do anons? this retard is annoying the s--- out of me, attached is the recording https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachme nts/1099053071801258052/1141013808270278697/Audio- 20230815_102107.wav

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Anonymous Help! I'm Winning! 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)15:10:15 >The US Government has given over $113 Billion in aid to Ukraine.President 135 KB GIF No.904386652 Biden just announced a one time, $700 Really frustrating paying taxes to a government who would rather send it to mini russia than help our own. payment to households affected by the Maui fires. 08/15/23(Tue)15:13:07 No.904386778 >>904386652 (OP) # Sure thing vlad. >>904386912 # >>904387479 #

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: Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue) 14:35:33 No.904384817 Donald Trump and all of his supporters are enemies of The United States, period. Trump needs to be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. All of his supporters need to have their American citizenship revoked and be immediately deported from The United States. America has a zero tolerance policy for criminals like Trump and people complicit in crimes like Trump voters. 200 KB JPG Anonymous >>904384817 Shut up queer 08/15/23(Tue) 14:37:12 No.904384889 (OP) # : Anonymous >>904384817 (OP) # OP have you ever considered killing yourself? >>904385104 # 08/15/23(Tue)14:38:23 No.904384935 : Anonymous >>904384817 (OP) # Meanwhile. The sitting POTUS has undeniable evidence he is a puppet of foreign nations and is actively trying to jail his political opponent. Buy yeah. Trump is the traitor 08/15/23(Tue) 14:40:23 No.904385022

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File: IMG_2549.jpg (330 KB, 1124x867) LOSER. ☐ stop f------ complaining Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:43:47 No.74393960 [Reply] ► >>74393975 >robot cries because he's a virgin >tell him to just have sex with a h----- >"no that doesn't count!!!" >tell him to just go to a club/bar/party and try talking to girls there >"no, those girls are sluts and only want chad c---! they'd never go for me!" >tell robot to date online, maybe find a girl there >"ew no! the only girls who respond are fatties or ugly" >tell robot to pick up some irl hobbies, that way he can find friends/women >"that's bluepilled as f---! only beta virgins do s--- like that" your problems don't exist outside of your weird imaginary world

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39 KB JPG >10 years old >Trick or treating alone, s--- parents who didn't monitor me >Knock in a door dressed as a cat >"Trick or treat!" >He hands me a full sized Snickers >I decline it for being too generous >He insists >I ask him to give me something more reasonable >He starts to get annoyed >"Just take the Snickers, kid!" >I agree and take it and start to unwrap it >He starts to close the door >I put my hand out and stop him from closing it >"Wait!" I yell as he pulls the door open again >I make him watch me slowly eat the whole Snickers >He is visibly annoyed >"Thank you sir" I say as I hold the empty wrapper out towards him >"Just take it with you" he said as he closes the door >I post the empty wrapper through the door >I lift the flap and ask if I can use his bathroom >He yells at me to leave >"ok, love you, bye" >Walk off towards the next house Trick or treat memories?

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