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39 KB JPG >10 years old >Trick or treating alone, s--- parents who didn't monitor me >Knock in a door dressed as a cat >"Trick or treat!" >He hands me a full sized Snickers >I decline it for being too generous >He insists >I ask him to give me something more reasonable >He starts to get annoyed >"Just take the Snickers, kid!" >I agree and take it and start to unwrap it >He starts to close the door >I put my hand out and stop him from closing it >"Wait!" I yell as he pulls the door open again >I make him watch me slowly eat the whole Snickers >He is visibly annoyed >"Thank you sir" I say as I hold the empty wrapper out towards him >"Just take it with you" he said as he closes the door >I post the empty wrapper through the door >I lift the flap and ask if I can use his bathroom >He yells at me to leave >"ok, love you, bye" >Walk off towards the next house Trick or treat memories?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous Setup/Desk Showcase 08/15/23(Tue)12:04:44 No.904378801 setup.jpg 506 KB JPG What more does a man need?

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File: 0509cgw wing00.jpg (10 KB, 200x352) Anonymous 02/18/19(Mon)13:56:37 No.792980721 ► >be me >goes to work >hates job >tries to reee to get out of work >nobody notices >im at a zoo >actually a bird >in a cage >cant go home >halp

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Anonymous Help! I'm Winning! 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)15:10:15 >The US Government has given over $113 Billion in aid to Ukraine.President 135 KB GIF No.904386652 Biden just announced a one time, $700 Really frustrating paying taxes to a government who would rather send it to mini russia than help our own. payment to households affected by the Maui fires. 08/15/23(Tue)15:13:07 No.904386778 >>904386652 (OP) # Sure thing vlad. >>904386912 # >>904387479 #

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: Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue) 14:35:33 No.904384817 Donald Trump and all of his supporters are enemies of The United States, period. Trump needs to be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. All of his supporters need to have their American citizenship revoked and be immediately deported from The United States. America has a zero tolerance policy for criminals like Trump and people complicit in crimes like Trump voters. 200 KB JPG Anonymous >>904384817 Shut up queer 08/15/23(Tue) 14:37:12 No.904384889 (OP) # : Anonymous >>904384817 (OP) # OP have you ever considered killing yourself? >>904385104 # 08/15/23(Tue)14:38:23 No.904384935 : Anonymous >>904384817 (OP) # Meanwhile. The sitting POTUS has undeniable evidence he is a puppet of foreign nations and is actively trying to jail his political opponent. Buy yeah. Trump is the traitor 08/15/23(Tue) 14:40:23 No.904385022

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File: IMG_2549.jpg (330 KB, 1124x867) LOSER. ☐ stop f------ complaining Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:43:47 No.74393960 [Reply] ► >>74393975 >robot cries because he's a virgin >tell him to just have sex with a h----- >"no that doesn't count!!!" >tell him to just go to a club/bar/party and try talking to girls there >"no, those girls are sluts and only want chad c---! they'd never go for me!" >tell robot to date online, maybe find a girl there >"ew no! the only girls who respond are fatties or ugly" >tell robot to pick up some irl hobbies, that way he can find friends/women >"that's bluepilled as f---! only beta virgins do s--- like that" your problems don't exist outside of your weird imaginary world

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