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File: 0509cgw wing00.jpg (10 KB, 200x352) Anonymous 02/18/19(Mon)13:56:37 No.792980721 ► >be me >goes to work >hates job >tries to reee to get out of work >nobody notices >im at a zoo >actually a bird >in a cage >cant go home >halp

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon has opinions on the U.S. goverment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Help! I'm Winning! 148 KB JPG : Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)15:10:15 >The US Government has given over $113 Billion in aid to Ukraine.President 135 KB GIF No.904386652 Biden just announced a one time, $700 Really frustrating paying taxes to a government who would rather send it to mini russia than help our own. payment to households affected by the Maui fires. 08/15/23(Tue)15:13:07 No.904386778 >>904386652 (OP) # Sure thing vlad. >>904386912 # >>904387479 #

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4chan shares their political opinions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue) 14:35:33 No.904384817 Donald Trump and all of his supporters are enemies of The United States, period. Trump needs to be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. All of his supporters need to have their American citizenship revoked and be immediately deported from The United States. America has a zero tolerance policy for criminals like Trump and people complicit in crimes like Trump voters. 200 KB JPG Anonymous >>904384817 Shut up queer 08/15/23(Tue) 14:37:12 No.904384889 (OP) # : Anonymous >>904384817 (OP) # OP have you ever considered killing yourself? >>904385104 # 08/15/23(Tue)14:38:23 No.904384935 : Anonymous >>904384817 (OP) # Meanwhile. The sitting POTUS has undeniable evidence he is a puppet of foreign nations and is actively trying to jail his political opponent. Buy yeah. Trump is the traitor 08/15/23(Tue) 14:40:23 No.904385022

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Anon thinks that the cycle of death and rebirth is only a lifetime. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous reincarnation 12 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)05:08:55 No.35592244 >be me, native astral entity, starseed >be imprisoned inside a flesh and blood meat puppet powered by neurotransmitters >forget why I chose to come here >astral family and peers horrified >Later in my lifetime die of old age >Forget again why I chose to come here >See swirling colors and blinding white light >Reincarnate for the umpteenth time I thought the cycle of death and rebirth was for one lifetime only?

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anon applies for a job | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:41:37 No.74393935 [Reply] >can you explain this gap in your resume? >Yeah, that's when I didn't have a job Do you think they're gonna call me back bros?

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“I wanted the name to be unique” | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 231 KB PNG 08/06/23(Sun)16:46:11 No.903872510 >girl from my old high school named her son Breighdynn >actual spelling >gets surprised when he shares his desire to change it

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anon got it all figured out | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2549.jpg (330 KB, 1124x867) LOSER. ☐ stop f------ complaining Anonymous 08/15/23(Tue)17:43:47 No.74393960 [Reply] ► >>74393975 >robot cries because he's a virgin >tell him to just have sex with a h----- >"no that doesn't count!!!" >tell him to just go to a club/bar/party and try talking to girls there >"no, those girls are sluts and only want chad c---! they'd never go for me!" >tell robot to date online, maybe find a girl there >"ew no! the only girls who respond are fatties or ugly" >tell robot to pick up some irl hobbies, that way he can find friends/women >"that's bluepilled as f---! only beta virgins do s--- like that" your problems don't exist outside of your weird imaginary world

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Anon had a point | /r/Greentext

In 1999 this house was $105k. Today, it's $490k. In 1999, teacher's salary was $65k Today, teacher's salary is $69k. ME file.png 323 KB PNG Real-estate investors deserve the day of the rake. : Anonymous (ID: RvF/vb9D) = 01/18/22(Tue)07:47:10 No.357009242 so why did he become a teacher instead of becoming a house? >>357009408 # >>357014546 # >>357016720 # >>357016751 # >>357016865 # >>357017475 # >>357017861 # >>357019290 # >>357019796 # >>357020185 # >>357021162 # >>357021577 # >>357021608 # >>357021745 # >>357021978 # >>357022960 # >>357023567 # >>357024459 # >>357025072 # >>357027245 # >>357027403 # >>357027595 # >>357028652 # >>357029244 # >>357030086 # >>357030710 # >>357030763 # >>357030962 # >>357031500 # >>357032441 # >>357033330 # >>357034630 # >>357035178 # >>357035290 # >>357035316 # >>357035412 # >>357036379 # >>357041413 # >>357041815 # >>357041998 # >>357043241 # >>357043481 # >>357044435 # >>357044999 # >>357046880 #

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ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, ANON? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 10/05/18(Fri)07:58:10 No.48513053 Greentext thread I'll start: >Be me >Jobless lowlife loser >Have 16 year old teenage neighbor who pretends to be depressed >Bored.mp3 >Create social media accounts and bully him for few days >Mfw he killed himself >Mfw he was actually depressed Am I an a------ ?

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Anon experiences harrassment at work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Irl Harrassment 08/13/23(Sun)15:44:55 No.74367135 How do robots cope with irl harrassment in their respective workspace or academic environment? What kind of harrasment it is? This is how it has gone down for me >normalfags have tried to trick me into drinking more than i can handle so i do stupid s--- >they've tried to fool me into thinking that girls from the college are in love with me (WHICH OFC I DIDN'T FALL FOR IM NOT THAT STUPID) 67 KB PNG >They've been racist towards me for being from another country >They've taken several pictures of me without my consent I usually don't get too annoyed by it, but whenever i see my peers doing their s--- without being molested, i get kind of sad for being in this mess. Share your experiences

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Anon does not understand America | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous LAND OF CONFUSION 08/15/23(Tue)09:21:40 No.904372643 117 KB JPG >bible thumpers don't believe in science >have more nobel prize winning scientists than any other country >have no culture >are the largest culture exporter in the world through entertainment, fashion, food, >too stupid to know where Canada is on the map >dominate in technological advancements from computers to space exploration to everything in between >the most obese country in the world surviving on cheese and diet coke >consistently a leader in olympic sports decade after decade >destroy countries with war >produce more wealth around the world than any empire has in human history >broken healthcare system >most advanced medical services centers in the world >terrible education system that produces idiots >home of almost every top university in the world >live in hillbilly swamplands and s----- ghettos >inspiring infrastructures and urbanizations of cities around the world Can anyone explain what the f--- is America?

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Anon teaches his office....... | /r/Greentext

>be me >dispatch manager for a small company >bunch of 18 year olds start working in the shipping dept >start using the most current memes, yet, ligma etc, just general s--- from 4chan/reddit to see if they get it >kids get really into it >everything is a meme to them >boss walks into the dispatch room just as I chuck some packing tape to one the kids screaming yeet as I do it >boss takes one look at me and says "looks like you've got a case of updog" >one of the kids replies "what's up dog?" >MFW my boss is the biggest memer in the office

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Classic love story from the Hub | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Unhealthy step sister crush / (…..) 47 KB JPG >be me >18 08/15/23(Tue)08:32:17 No.29573993 >relatively normal guy >shy, draw a lot, good grades > keep to myself most if the time >average bod, relatively attractive >have step family >known step sister most of my life but barely talk to her, barely view her as a sister >same age as me >holy f--- bros she is so hot to me >tall, long legs, petite, golden skin, brunette, pretty face, perky t--- >very much natural beauty >dresses really well >shy too, bookworm, glasses, super smart nerdy but cute type, > sort of fooled around when we were super young, always been flirtatious but in a retarded nerdchud sort of way >sometimes feel like she's into me as well >caught her staring at me sometimes, always seems to smile a lot around me but I'm always too shy to look her in the eyes. >unloaded gallons to her over the years, my guiltiest of pleasures >secretly taken tons of photos and videos of her in different scenarios >gotten to a point recently where I've drawn detailed p--- of her and deepfakes and collages for c-- tributes >can't j------- to any material or have sex with my girlfriend without thinking of her. >not this creepy irl when I'm not being a goonslut. good with girls, decent friend group. I workout regularly, have a decent daily routine > feel like I become an entirely different person when I goon to her, never have acted physically on any of my vile fetishes > feel like Bruce Wayne putting on the batsuit every night when I open my secret goon stash >feel like I'm living a double life as timid, shy teenager / massive step family fetish goonerboy >feelings for her tear me apart, filled with moral dilemmas whenever I think of her >butterflies in my stomach and balls getting blue thinking of her >I must have the strongest post nut clarity known to man >want to kill myself at every waking moment because of this What the f--- do I do? Am I destined to be a goonslut to my step sister for eternity? I'm waiting for my bitch step mom to divorce my dad so I can bag her. Is this love?

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