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Gayporn has way too many views a lot of you are lying Screenshot_20230805-023432.png 1.12 MB PNG >be me >Having a great day reading books and s--- >Remember the time I posted my c--- to 4chan and everyone made fun of it for being micro and circumcised >Day ruined

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anon takes a shit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous the waffle stomp dilemma 5557 131 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun)21:35:44 No.74375773 >be me, 19 years old >taking a nice cold shower after a morning of working out >i have to take a s--- but didnt wanna get my toilet wet >decides to s--- in the shower and waffle stomp my s--- >tries to wipe s--- off the bottom of my feet >slipsintheshower.jpeg >accidentally lands on a small shampoo bottle and has a 6 inch bottle of shampoo rammed in my a------ instantly >i start screaming in pain >mombargesintobathroom.png >she comes into the bathroom as i am taking the shampoo bottle out of my ass with s--- everywhere on the floor >she starts to bawl her eyes out because she thinks im gay >dad comes in and beats me because he is a massive trumpy >couldnt even explain myself even if i tried in the moment 3 Replies >tries explaining afterwards but the damage was done and now my family thinks im a f----- should i just kill myself?????? View Thread

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Anon is forgetful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: dokRCjAB 35 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)12:55:01 No.55835042 >at work >go take a piss >forgot for a second that I'm not work from home anymore >walk over to the sink >pull my c--- out >pull back my foreskin and wash my glans >secretary girl was looking for me and walks in on me washing my d--- >awkward and shes like "sorry" and scuttles away >come back to my desk >the girls are giggling >try explaining that washing the penis is very important and that there is nothing funny about this >they are like "what?" (turns out they laughed about something else and had no clue what I said) >got a mail from HR they want to talk about something >the secretary girl is avoiding eye contact with me now will I be fired or do you think there is a chance I can keep the job?

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Anon doesn't like Vegans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 209 KB JPG 08/14/23(Mon)17:24:21 No.74384806 >deer gets torn to shreds and eaten alive by wolves >fine >guy shoots deer in head, instantly killing it, then having a nice dinner >bad why do vegans believe this 16 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon beat the system | /r/Greentext

8 KB PNG >be me 2 years ago, 25 >Got job at a contract service company >Moderate load, great pay >Boss say no working on weekends >Weekends are special day he says >Got tons of work friday >Decide to work on weekend >Submit on monday >Boss compliments me for good work >Life good, feels good man >Pile up work then work on weekends >Did this for 2 years >Got promoted to project manager >Earn 6 digits every month >Old workers still stuck in low position by not working on weekends How the hell no one exploited this, did I beat the system?

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What a Chad............ | /r/Greentext

>be 15 a decade ago >invite Chad over to play some xbox >he has to take a piss 9 KB PNG >pisses directly into the water >his masculinity bounces off the walls and echoes throughout the entire house >see sister touching herself in the doorway, biting her lip >hear mom moaning downstairs >sister calls me a stealth pissing fuckboi and asks why I always aim for the ceramic >tfw

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08/04/19(Sun)19:01:34 No.806284614 BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK : Anonymous 68 KB JPG : Anonymous >>806284614 (OP) # SHUT THE F--- UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP 08/04/19(Sun)19:05:55 No.806284768 >>806284792 #

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: Anonymous 510 KB PNG 12/29/22(Thu)13:02:55 No.891608158 >smoking a joint with gf >she randomly brings up how she hooked up with some dude with a massive c--- >kept explaining how big it was >saw how extremely uncomfortable I was and started to apologize >can't get the vision out of my head of her taking some massive d--- >now I can't stop thinking about the 8 other dudes that's been inside her >I'm starting to feel physically repulsed and it gives me extreme anxiety just thinking about it Body count never mattered to me until now what do I do bros

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The tale of anons titty | /r/Greentext

>wake up >notice my right man boob popped out of shirt >j------- to it glistening in the morning light 51 KB JPG >c-- >fall back asleep >brother who lives in same room jacks off to my t---- as well >we both are asleep

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/out/tist is awestruck by the beauty of our universe | /r/Greentext

Board /out/ - Outdoors : Anonymous Take the Milky-pill Settings Mobile Home 08/04/23(Fri)11:16:06 No.2625816 MilkyWay.jpg 1.91 MB JPG > Be me > Lived in the suburbs my entire life > Become more infatuated with nature after becoming a beekeeper > Can't see the Milky Way, or really many stars for that matter, because of light pollution > Go to middle of nowhere Sonoran Desert in Arizona for vacation > First night. See moon > Brightest I've ever seen the moon (presumably because light pollution snuffs out the light of the moon where I live) > Sad cause bright moon won't let me see the Milky Way, but the moon is very neat nonetheless > Second to last day > Moon has yet to rise > Go outside and see an abundance of stars > Look closer > See feint strip of the Milky Way > It's the most beautiful night sky I've ever seen > Be in awe at the absolute beauty of the night sky God has painted above us I gotta move away from any presence of the city and get some land in the middle of nowhere. How can some people go their entire lives not seeing the beauty that God has placed above our heads EVERY SINGLE NIGHT? Suburb-bros and city-bros, take the Milky-pill.

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Anon chooses violence | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/23(Sat)11:24:02 No.26909185 IMG_1668.jpg 74 KB JPG >"sorry champ, test drives are only available if you put down a 1000$ non-refundable deposit first" how do you respond? 08/12/23(Sat)11:25:50 No.26909189 : Anonymous >>26909185 (OP) # >Buy the car >Crash it into the showroom

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Anon Saying Goodbyes | /r/Greentext

No. 904141510 08/11/23 (Fri)10:29:17 download.png 8 KB 271x186 The letter is written and the pills are ready. It was a good run, I am going into the eternal slumber. May your lives have everything good that I won't experience. 17 replies, 2 images

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Anon wishes he was born as a different sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous| 40543791 193.2 kB JPG 16 min. ago... >be female >Can get lovers effortlessly, many of which will literally pay all your bills just because you have a vagina and let you neet it up forever >get jobs even without proper quali- fication because MUH OPPRESSION gender quotas and shiet >have your special halo effect, "women are wonderful effect" that ensures people love you and care about you by default >can ruin any good man's life on a whim, no consequences >can f------ cosplay and occasionally take pics of your feet and get $50k a month on patreon from thirsty betas truly the oppressed gender REPLY

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Gayporn has way too many views a lot of you are lying Screenshot_20230805-023432.png 1.12 MB PNG >be me >Having a great day reading books and s--- >Remember the time I posted my c--- to 4chan and everyone made fun of it for being micro and circumcised >Day ruined

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