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No one puts baby in the corner(...) Hi/b/ I am Vincent. I am also know has Vincent The Cuckold or Jase Clifford. So about my cuckold lifestyle. Let me elaborate. My Gf brings random well endowed black men home to f--- and I seek them out online for her. She makes me watch in a chastity device and suck their cocks should she not be up for the job. Often times she has me dildo my freaky sissy ass in the restroom while they f---. Then have me come in and suck the c-- off of her p---- when they're done. My favorite sex position is laying under both of them to get a perfect view of their sex as her love juices drip onto my waiting tongue. Recently the both of us got gangbanged in an o--- by 6 BBC bulls Each time one of them e--------- into one of our assholes we would take turns s------- the c-- into one another's mouth and snowball kissed with it. Our sex life will never be the same. 142 KB JPG : Anonymous 205 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun) 09:51:16 No.904254989 : Anonymous Don't forget you're here forever 08/13/23(Sun)09:52:21 No.904255039 >>904254989 (OP) # Faggot1 08/13/23(Sun)09:52:24 No.904255045

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous I need help 2 O 09/29/22(Thu)13:21:25 No.70395619 I'm gonna have to take a few days off. My little brother drowned in his pool yesterday afternoon A D Did anyone try putting him in rice? Lol just kidding take as much time as you need iMessage K 20220930_185254.png 288 KB PNG Read 12:39 PM I sent this to my colleague, how do I recover this?

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Mythbustanut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous #MYTHBUSTERS 10/31/22(Mon)14:35:02 No.176255088 MAR 35860397_10155846135456902_1586771690367483904_n.jpg 42 KB JPG >Hi I'm Kari and I don't do a f------ thing on this show other than participate in the 'fun' myths and read pre- scripted science b------- I don't understand >look at my t--- though

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Anon deciphers Boomer love songs. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8/13/2023, 8:57:24 AM No.36594568 99 KB JPEG Be me. Start listening to Classic Rock. Realize it's all Boomers singing about hot chicks ""Hey Hey Mama". Realize these hot chicks are all shriveled and elderly now (pic related). Move on to Grunge.

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Anon has browsed /b/ for too long | /r/Greentext

No.33209918 Anonymous 24 min. ago >>33209884 At this point my fetish is women having vaginas since I'm so used to them having cocks :

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Anon lost his dog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/04/14(Thu)17:14:11 No.582387390 >my wife fought tooth and claw to get my dog in the divorce >my dog that had been with me for 10 years even before I knew my wife >I couldn't understand why she wanted him so badly because she never really liked the dog >the day after winning him, she got him put down

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Rick Anon Morty | /r/Greentext

shoeg me from my phone and expig why ge theen 08/12/23(Sat) 19:05:15 No.437735945 >>437735664 # >To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 86 KB JPG >And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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Anon does incest-y stuff | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri) 23:04:36 No.25594931 my gf had a huge i----- fetish that she confessed after we got drunk one night. it didnt really bother me i said we could RP, but that quickly spiralled into where she wouldnt f--- me unless i was calling her my mom's first name while we had sex. this was a weird ask but i was g----------- really often and really high energy sex so i didnt mind, wasnt hurting anyone. Then covid hit and everything went to hell. we both lost our jobs, i was able to find something small but she somehow couldnt find anything. she also insisted we move back in with my mom when she lost her job and had breakdowns saying we couldnt afford being on our own. we did move in, and while we were there she always kept telling me my mom was hot, etc, and basically making me call her my moms actual name during sex all the time and wanting me to say it loudly. eventually it got even more intense to where she started making me look at photos of my mom while she was blowing me, etc. i found out later that when i was off at work and it was just her + mom at home, she would constantly talk about me/how good i was at sex, etc. anyway after months of this i started to legit start to be attracted to my mom and then we eventually kissed after my gf kinda encouraged us. then it was off the races and within a month of our first kiss we had full on sex. gf and i eventually moved back out but now i go back home every other day to be with my mom. mom and i went from kinda not really talking much to being really close, so it ended up being a real net positive for us lol >>25594947 # >>25595067 # >>25608802 # >>25609650 # >>25615039 #

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Anon doesn't get the queue | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: fattapu.jpg (78 KB, 529x600) 8360 Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)15:26:26 No.71936331 ► >be me >22yo unifag >meet with cute girl in a cafe to work on an application together >cafe is closing >we arent even close to being done >she suggest we can continue at hear place >sounds good >its getting late and we are slowing down with our progress because we keep wandering off topic >"Anon, you think we could concentrate better if we would drink some wine" >"No, definitly not, then we wouldnt get anything done at all" >"Oh. Yeah. Sorry. You are right" >continue working on the application

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Anon really hates rural people | /r/Greentext

No. 904172955 08/11/23(Fri)22:02:21 E7BE1913-FCD3-42D0-9DC3- 6DAFF73C583C.png 720 KB 979x518 i hate rural people so much. i hope someone puts a bullet in their head. >everyone is a c--- >leaving barking dogs out all day >riding four wheelers up and down the road day and night >everyone addicted meth and alcohol >half the people abuse their animals and kids >everyone is poor >nothing to do >everyone drives some loud ass truck or motorcycle and is pulling in and out all night >everyone is in everyone else's business impossible to get away 15 replies, 4 images

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Everyone deserves some love. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 76 KB JPG Anonymous 06/25/18(Mon)07:03:52 No.46575340 How do you feel whenever you see qts with guys who clearly don't lift? 06/25/18(Mon)07:06:27 No.46575354 >>46575340 (OP) # Proud of them. Everybody deserve somebody to love. 25 KB PNG >>46576935 # >>46579238 # >>46582314 # >>46583099 # >>46583228 # >>46583287 # >>46584010 # >>46584841 # >>46584913 # >>46584919 # >>46585212 # >>46585537 #

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Anon is living his best life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/11/21 (Fri)02:38:46 No.20983838 >Be me. So f------ horny right now. I love that I'm so much weaker than he is in every imaginable way. I'm sitting in the chair from where he picked me up like I weighed nothing and threw me on the bed and just took me. He can do anything he wants to me, the rougher the better. I want him to pin me down, my arms pressed above my head. He can hold them both with just one hand. I want him to choke me with the other. And as he sees me smiling while choking I want him to slap me. Slap my face again and again. He's so f------ strong. It turns me on so much to know that he could easily kill me if he wanted. And god I love his d---. It gets so f------ hard when he manhandles and degrades me. I want to choke and gag on his big girthy c--- before he destroys my bussy with it. Every thrust is pleasure and also pain at first. But it's the good kind of pain. The kind I deserve. I'm here to give him pleasure. I'm here for him to c-- inside me. I wanna hear that primal scream he lets out as he finally shoves it as deep as he can in me and unloads that hot sticky c-- right where it belongs. He slumps on top of me out of breath all sweaty. I feel his heart beating like crazy, I feel his c-- dripping out. Nothing beats the feeling of just being bred... 19 KB JPG Y Ok I got to stop now. Boyfriend just came home and he slammed the door really hard. Sounds like he had a crappy day at work. I'm gonna go and nag about something and try to get him really angry. Hopefully he will hate f--- my brains out.

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Anon (supposedly) has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

18 Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun)10:23:09 No.63052132 [Reply] >>63052531 >fugging femcel gf >Her hairy p---- feels so nice and wet >"Please c-- inside, let's make a little incel" >> Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun)10:28:07 No.63052166 Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun)10:31:03 No.63052185 >> Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)11:01:11 No.63052394 >> Anonymous 04/04/21(Sun)11:06:00 No.63052438 ►

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No one puts baby in the corner(...) Hi/b/ I am Vincent. I am also know has Vincent The Cuckold or Jase Clifford. So about my cuckold lifestyle. Let me elaborate. My Gf brings random well endowed black men home to f--- and I seek them out online for her. She makes me watch in a chastity device and suck their cocks should she not be up for the job. Often times she has me dildo my freaky sissy ass in the restroom while they f---. Then have me come in and suck the c-- off of her p---- when they're done. My favorite sex position is laying under both of them to get a perfect view of their sex as her love juices drip onto my waiting tongue. Recently the both of us got gangbanged in an o--- by 6 BBC bulls Each time one of them e--------- into one of our assholes we would take turns s------- the c-- into one another's mouth and snowball kissed with it. Our sex life will never be the same. 142 KB JPG : Anonymous 205 KB JPG 08/13/23(Sun) 09:51:16 No.904254989 : Anonymous Don't forget you're here forever 08/13/23(Sun)09:52:21 No.904255039 >>904254989 (OP) # Faggot1 08/13/23(Sun)09:52:24 No.904255045

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