Anon goes to a bar | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

Anonymous n 138 KB JPG 08/12/23(Sat)09:41:44 No.74355873 >go out in public for a change >dress nice, go to bar >not expecting much, just to open my comfort zone >looking around bar, not too busy >pretty empty actually >night goes on and it starts to fill out >mind myself mostly however >bartender is nice to me tho >then I notice something >all the women there, they aren't with a chad >maybe 1 or 2 with a chad >every other one however, it's a balding guy >slight weight gain, shorts and button downs >every guy is like this >beer bellies, male pattern baldness, no facial hair and dressed like a boomer >some even in f------ flip flops idk why but this is worse than seeing women with a proper chad. I'm 6'0 and /fit/, if I wasn't clinically autistic I'd likely be a chad. But clearly this isn't the answer. Is it just money? Is that it? How are these guys getting women out of their league? Why can't I?

Share Pin Download More

reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Origin Entry: Greentext Stories

File type: jpg

Resolution: (1272px x 1426px)

File size: 189 KB

File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

View All 43,719 Images

More:

Anon refuses to surrender | /r/Greentext

Snake Island >be me >guarding a place called snake island kek >have 12 other army bros >we are literally the only people here >russian warship arrives >"This is a Russian military warship, suggest you lay down your weapons and surrender to avoid bloodshed and needless casualties. Otherwise you will be bombed." >Reply "Go f--- yourselves" >They start bombing us >Refuse to elaborate >Die heroes 18 KB PNG

Pin

Anon met a guardian angel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ¿ 7 KB PNG 08/12/23(Sat)10:54:56 No.74356225 >be me, lyft driver >driving in a bad part of town >pick up drunk basketball american ?>he immediately asks if im carrying >realize i left my .38 special at home >ohfuck.jpg >he pulls a glock out with an extended mag >OHFUCK.jpg >he hands it to me >says its better that a white man would have to use it than a drunk black guy >get to the stop at mcdonalds >he orders me mcdonalds and nothing else >tells me he loves me when i drop him off at his apartment Can someone tell me what the f--- just happened. Was he a guardian angel

Pin

Anon goes rogue | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/12/23(Sat)13:00:26 No.904180089 ► >be in college >Live in a dorm >Hang a straight pride poster for the lols >They don't know it >Evilgrin.gif >be startled by heavy banging on the door >Still had the high thighs from last night on >Show up at the door >That cattail plug in one hand >"Excuse me but this dog whistle on your door is-" >Pauses >Takes a moment to process what they see in front of them >Smug yawn and candy eye them >Toss them the cat tail yelling "frag!" >Dumbfounded as they fumble it around like pot potatoe >Softly weep to myself in laughter closing the door >They thump down the stairs in a hurry How was your first day of college back anons

Pin

Anon realizes Windows is superior | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.56933823 13 hours ago >bring my superior thinkpad with arch to school >plug it into projector >nothing happens >"let me fix this" >notice driver for it hasn't been compiled because I wanted a minimal kernel >"just one more sec" >download generic kernel >boot into it >still doesn't work >teacher tells me I can do it another time when I fixed my computer >take my thinkpad and sit down in shame >stupid kid with windows 10 laptop walks up >plugs in >instantly werks 21 replies

Pin

Anons on the origin of homo sapiens | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 299 KB PNG : Anonymous N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- N----- 158 KB JPG >>904176678 # : Anonymous >>904176654 # NOPE >>904176716 # : Anonymous >>904176483 (OP) # We were all n------ back in Africa. Those were the days. Anonymous ONCE A N-----. www. ALWAYS A N-----. >>904176803 # >>904176813 # KPS 08/12/23(Sat)05:31:42 No.904176483 cyka 358 KB.JPG : Anonymous >>904176678 # What do you think early h--- sapiens looked like? 08/12/23(Sat)05:34:07 No.904176574 08/12/23(Sat)05:36:09 No.904176654 This 08/12/23(Sat)05:36:43 No.904176678 08/12/23(Sat)05:37:23 No.904176716 08/12/23(Sat)05:39:14 No.904176803 >>904176716 #

Pin

Oh My Science | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)16:12:28 No.185896068 >>185897249 >>185897350 >>185892228 (OP) >Oh my SCIENCE I just LOVE walking through the VIBRANT and DIVERSE parts of my WALKABLE CITY and dropping by the COMMUNALLY OWNED and operated by PoCs VEGAN SUPERMARKET Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)16:14:26 No.185896144 >Oh my JESUS I just LOVE driving through the GRAY and BLAND parts of my DRIVEABLE CITY and droppuing by the WALLMART OWNED and operated by RUDE ppeople CHAINSTORE Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)16:40:42 No.185897249 >>185896068 >>185896144 >Netherlands has walkable cities >Dutch anon hates it >Brazil has driveable cities >Brazilian anon hates it I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. >>185897249

Pin

Anon gives his gf a nickname | /r/Greentext

17m (8/11 19:39) 74353807 0 Re.0 Img GIF 2MB (480 × 270) 1623680908111.gif . >Gf comes from gyno sad and say she has vaginismus, not very surprising >Call her the grip reaper >She gets mad at me I probably should've figured.

Pin

Anon takes shrooms | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Islam 438 KB JPG dreamer >Write about it in my journal and share it with others 08/11/23(Fri) 15:09:21 No.35561681 >Local authorities are Jews that don't like my message and want to shut me down >Migrate to Medina with my first few followers >Grow my following there and establish a based community with no Jews allowed : Anonymous >Be me >Pick some shrooms and meditate in a serene cave outside of Mecca >See hallucinations of angels from books of old >We end up getting so big that we're able to go back and take over Mecca from the Jews Cash Must Dr, Drinking we and te Hamsted y sbor be with the messenge of t and form. Ona en said Dh Messenger of Afat, CM we offer you wise to destes He (a) loceng for k and came back anthof www.The (Peso Beto d "Hase you covered it with a twiga >Realize that existence is a series of dreams and Allah is the >Such is life, I hope my story inspires those after I die, but I'm just a random dude >Don't believe me about the existence part? >Go and see for yourself >Do what I did and Mana 360 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)15:14:09 No.35561704 As for the wine in picrel...

Pin

Anon does economic warfare against the Russians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)17:17:09 No.55438953 ► >>55438987 >>55439000 >>55439016 >>55439077 >>55439086 >>55439109 >>55439198 >>55439252 >>55439302 >>55439358 >>55439359 >>55439453 >>55439524 >>55439571 >>55439610 >>55439741 >>55439849 >>55439930 >>55439934 >>55439935 >>55440131 >>55440178 >>55438609 /k/ decried me as a "tankie" because I kept buying Russian milsurp, yet it is I who drained Russian stocks of all bare necessities, it is I who ensured Russian conscripts won't have warm clothes to wear, it is I who ensured they won't have a tent to bivouac in, it is I who ensured they won't have f------ mess tins to eat their rations on, NOT THAT THEY COULD DO THAT ANYWAY BECAUSE I BOUGHT THE RATIONS TOO. They were dogshit, but I ate them. I ate them for fun, while shitposting on /k/ from the comfort of my warm home. And now a Russian conscript will starve in the cold, sheltered only by a shallow, muddy trench, which he probably had to dig with his bare f------ hands because I thought his MPL-50 spade would make a cool back scratcher.

Pin

Anon proves it's never too late | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)14:03:28 No.95291482 >>95291171 >be me >think I can bootstrap at 20 >move out of parents home >spend the next 10years working 40+ hours at various entry level jobs >no valuable skills made >meet zero woman at work >have to sleep when not working >every dollar spent on rent, car and food >car dies, lose job. >move back in with parents at 30 >no money, no car, no skills, no degree, nothing to show for a sexless 20s >go back to school online >get a degree in STEM >get an internship >get hired at a real job >meet blue eyed blonde 26yr old ukie godess online >buy with promo code: forthebigguy >overnight ship her to my place >impregnate every 10months >have 3 VIKING warrior sons >Raise them to conquer >Find out a p--- at their school touched the youngest. >Stalk p---, map out his habits >Catch p--- alone and a befriend him >drug and kidnap him >dismembered_pedo.webm >write about it on 4chan >have shoot out with military armed police (SWAT) >die in a hail of gun fire >ukie goddess: "Mоя лбвb!" >kids: "father we will avenge you!" >I close my eyes one last time. fin

Pin

Anon uses social media | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)09:30:21 No.74347996 [Reply] ► >open social media >scroll past comments of a post >retarded comments with plenty of likes I'm starting to believe more and more how the average woman is retarded. Men are based desu.

Pin

Mr.Anon goes to Washington | /r/Greentext

MAKE AMERICK GREAT ABAN 73 KB JPEG 06/202. > spend the better part of the last 6 years on /pol/ > fly to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear Trump rant about Oprah and Mike Pence > march up to congress on his orders to break s--- and destroy the deep state > don't find any deep state and mill around aimlessly in the capitol building > get my picture taken in Nancy Pelosis office > the next day I hear that Biden won anyway > realise all my favorite twitter news sources with names like Patriot Newsman Of the West and avatars of roman statues have posted those photos of me online > they label me a "gay communist Antifa actor." > the next day my god emperor who I copy pasted into all those warhammer memes puts out a video bending the knee and condemning my movement > "I'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me use Twitter again Jack! I want to use Twitter again!" > can't leave DC because airlines have dubbed me a flight risk > can't stay because the cops are actively looking for every one of us after one of their own died > my roommate at the only hotel that would accept me, a guy named based kekistani1488 wants to show me his goblin slayer torrents > the sun is going down and I feel cold

Pin

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes