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Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)16:12:28 No.185896068 >>185897249 >>185897350 >>185892228 (OP) >Oh my SCIENCE I just LOVE walking through the VIBRANT and DIVERSE parts of my WALKABLE CITY and dropping by the COMMUNALLY OWNED and operated by PoCs VEGAN SUPERMARKET Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)16:14:26 No.185896144 >Oh my JESUS I just LOVE driving through the GRAY and BLAND parts of my DRIVEABLE CITY and droppuing by the WALLMART OWNED and operated by RUDE ppeople CHAINSTORE Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)16:40:42 No.185897249 >>185896068 >>185896144 >Netherlands has walkable cities >Dutch anon hates it >Brazil has driveable cities >Brazilian anon hates it I guess the grass is always greener on the other side. >>185897249

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon gives his gf a nickname | /r/Greentext

17m (8/11 19:39) 74353807 0 Re.0 Img GIF 2MB (480 × 270) 1623680908111.gif . >Gf comes from gyno sad and say she has vaginismus, not very surprising >Call her the grip reaper >She gets mad at me I probably should've figured.

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Anon takes shrooms | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Islam 438 KB JPG dreamer >Write about it in my journal and share it with others 08/11/23(Fri) 15:09:21 No.35561681 >Local authorities are Jews that don't like my message and want to shut me down >Migrate to Medina with my first few followers >Grow my following there and establish a based community with no Jews allowed : Anonymous >Be me >Pick some shrooms and meditate in a serene cave outside of Mecca >See hallucinations of angels from books of old >We end up getting so big that we're able to go back and take over Mecca from the Jews Cash Must Dr, Drinking we and te Hamsted y sbor be with the messenge of t and form. Ona en said Dh Messenger of Afat, CM we offer you wise to destes He (a) loceng for k and came back anthof www.The (Peso Beto d "Hase you covered it with a twiga >Realize that existence is a series of dreams and Allah is the >Such is life, I hope my story inspires those after I die, but I'm just a random dude >Don't believe me about the existence part? >Go and see for yourself >Do what I did and Mana 360 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)15:14:09 No.35561704 As for the wine in picrel...

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Anon does economic warfare against the Russians | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/02/22(Sun)17:17:09 No.55438953 ► >>55438987 >>55439000 >>55439016 >>55439077 >>55439086 >>55439109 >>55439198 >>55439252 >>55439302 >>55439358 >>55439359 >>55439453 >>55439524 >>55439571 >>55439610 >>55439741 >>55439849 >>55439930 >>55439934 >>55439935 >>55440131 >>55440178 >>55438609 /k/ decried me as a "tankie" because I kept buying Russian milsurp, yet it is I who drained Russian stocks of all bare necessities, it is I who ensured Russian conscripts won't have warm clothes to wear, it is I who ensured they won't have a tent to bivouac in, it is I who ensured they won't have f------ mess tins to eat their rations on, NOT THAT THEY COULD DO THAT ANYWAY BECAUSE I BOUGHT THE RATIONS TOO. They were dogshit, but I ate them. I ate them for fun, while shitposting on /k/ from the comfort of my warm home. And now a Russian conscript will starve in the cold, sheltered only by a shallow, muddy trench, which he probably had to dig with his bare f------ hands because I thought his MPL-50 spade would make a cool back scratcher.

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Anon proves it's never too late | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)14:03:28 No.95291482 >>95291171 >be me >think I can bootstrap at 20 >move out of parents home >spend the next 10years working 40+ hours at various entry level jobs >no valuable skills made >meet zero woman at work >have to sleep when not working >every dollar spent on rent, car and food >car dies, lose job. >move back in with parents at 30 >no money, no car, no skills, no degree, nothing to show for a sexless 20s >go back to school online >get a degree in STEM >get an internship >get hired at a real job >meet blue eyed blonde 26yr old ukie godess online >buy with promo code: forthebigguy >overnight ship her to my place >impregnate every 10months >have 3 VIKING warrior sons >Raise them to conquer >Find out a p--- at their school touched the youngest. >Stalk p---, map out his habits >Catch p--- alone and a befriend him >drug and kidnap him >dismembered_pedo.webm >write about it on 4chan >have shoot out with military armed police (SWAT) >die in a hail of gun fire >ukie goddess: "Mоя лбвb!" >kids: "father we will avenge you!" >I close my eyes one last time. fin

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Anon uses social media | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)09:30:21 No.74347996 [Reply] ► >open social media >scroll past comments of a post >retarded comments with plenty of likes I'm starting to believe more and more how the average woman is retarded. Men are based desu.

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Mr.Anon goes to Washington | /r/Greentext

MAKE AMERICK GREAT ABAN 73 KB JPEG 06/202. > spend the better part of the last 6 years on /pol/ > fly to washington in the middle of a pandemic to hear Trump rant about Oprah and Mike Pence > march up to congress on his orders to break s--- and destroy the deep state > don't find any deep state and mill around aimlessly in the capitol building > get my picture taken in Nancy Pelosis office > the next day I hear that Biden won anyway > realise all my favorite twitter news sources with names like Patriot Newsman Of the West and avatars of roman statues have posted those photos of me online > they label me a "gay communist Antifa actor." > the next day my god emperor who I copy pasted into all those warhammer memes puts out a video bending the knee and condemning my movement > "I'm sorry, those were heinous acts! p-please let me use Twitter again Jack! I want to use Twitter again!" > can't leave DC because airlines have dubbed me a flight risk > can't stay because the cops are actively looking for every one of us after one of their own died > my roommate at the only hotel that would accept me, a guy named based kekistani1488 wants to show me his goblin slayer torrents > the sun is going down and I feel cold

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Femanon joins reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)10:55:28 No.74172635 C: Daddy IMG_2305.jpg 76 KB JPG >be me >femanon + neet + khv wombo combo >i download plebbit to shitpost >mention in a comment somewhere that i'm a girl >wake up next day to a DM request from a guy literally begging me to send him videos of me pissing myself >all his posts are about drinking piss >respond with "ew weirdo" >get reported for harassment >banned within 24 hrs tale as old as time

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Anon “chad” moment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Owned >be me last year >wife was a s------ >Hold onto the relationship because I thought she'd eventually be how she used to be when we first met >She never turned back, ended up divorcing >She struggled to afford anything because of drugs >She asks me for financial help >I had gambled my last $15 of disposable for the weekend, ended up winning like $300 at the casino though >Send her $10 through cash app, say "I won this while gambling, it was the 2nd luckiest I've been this week right behind losing you" >Blocked on everything, haven't heard from her since rea 52 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)07:19:44 No.904122380 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon does virtual reality | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous B & S 08/10/23(Thu)22:39:39 No.646963689 >quest 2, on >link cable, connected >blade and sorcery, loaded >wait.. >hostile NPC female to male ratio is 50/50 >crank that s--- up >100/0 We're ready to game, lads. 189 KB PNG

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Anon recites a poem to us | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/19(Mon)05:14:48 No.791776365 Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough 198 KB JPG Brazil >there once was a woman called Jill >who tried an explosion stick for a thrill >they found her vagina in North Carolina >and parts of her t--- in

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Anon just activated my trap card | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 356 KB JPG 02/09/21 (Tue)17:00:19 No.846977777 > be me, closeted bisexual > mostly into grils, but have a thing for traps > decide to find a trap irl > go on Grindr, swipe left until I find a cute femboy > we start talking and sharing nudes, body is surprisingly feminine for a trap > he wants to meet up > itsHappening.exe > show up, hes shorter than me and petite, just how I like em > get up to bedroom and start making out > he stops, "Anon, I have to tell you something" > "It's cool, I know you have a d---" > "Actually Anon, I'm ftm. I dont have a d---" > mfw, it's actually a chick > mfw, I got reversed traped

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It's anons canon event | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hace 2 horas A 74344061 >be me >I work in fast food (I am 34) >mostly work with zoomers >new kid starts >he it the most typical future incel I've ever met >makes stupid sfw jokes constantly >overly expressive and reactionary >I can feel the zoomette p---- drying up around me when he speaks >tfw I now perfectly understand what girls meant by "you're too nice" I feel both annoyance and pity for him. I know what the next decade of his life is going to be like and there isn't anything I can do for him. I know understand why the other dudes didn't want to be around me in highschool. I understand everything so clearly now.

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