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when I'm in a competition and my opponent is 124 KB JPG >criticize some random YouTuber on twitter >A twitter account named after my home address with a picture of me walking into my house follows me now Am I f-----?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon is a Chad look-alike........ | /r/Greentext

>be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating my autist friends like s--- MARLEEN BOMENTO 1002 KB PNG >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood

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She's just jealous | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 07/29/23(Sat)15:14:34 No.74199365 >Omg! You have such a small d---, anon! Hahahahahaha! Yeah... So? You don't even have one.

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Anon learns the value of a double tap. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/11/23(Fri)05:31:49 No.35562070 54 KB JPG >be me >sleeping >suddenly wake up for unknown reason >something doesn't feel right... >reach for my phone >its 4 am >turn on flashlight >biggest huntsman spider I ever done seen >kill it >corpse makes a thud when it hits the ground >leave room >come back >corpse is gone

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: Anonymous 285 KB PNG 05/21/23(Sun)21:14:10 No.73407115 >be me >20 >older sister asks me to watch her kid so she and her husband can have a date night >very annoyed but agree >a couple days later >hang out with 4 year old niece >take her to the park >nobody there >push her on the swing >play tag on the playground with her >play hide and seek >watch out for her as she balances across the low stone walls that hold mulch on the playground >play many more games together >some kids show up and play with her >I get a break and talk with their moms >They tell my that I'm such a good dad for playing with my daughter >don't have the heart to tell them she's actually my niece >2.5 hours later >niece tires out >carry her home >make ravioli and grilled asparagus for dinner dailymemesv/239 >after dinner >we watch sea life documentaries together on the couch. >she falls asleep in my lap I really want kids now bros. I haven't had this much fun in ages. I need to find a fembot to marry so I can have a family. Kids are just so precious.

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Anonymous 18 KB JPG 08/11/23(Fri)00:51:15 No.74344090 >mom found the note and supplies and won't stop crying

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52 KB JPG >be me last year >wife was a s------ >Hold onto the relationship because I thought she'd eventually be how she used to be when we first met >She never turned back, ended up divorcing >She struggled to afford anything because of drugs >She asks me for financial help >I had gambled my last $15 of disposable for the weekend, ended up winning like $300 at the casino though >Send her $10 through cash app, say "I won this while gambling, it was the 2nd luckiest I've been this week right behind losing you" >Blocked on everything, haven't heard from her since

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#53, No. 95177717 2 hours ago >work hard >keep learning new things on my free time because I enjoy programming >my code gets noticeably better over time >people that have been working here for longer than me get the same raise when they have shown zero improvement in years That was it for me. Now I do the bare minimum and slack off as much as I can while learning technologies we don't even use on company time.

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: Anonymous (ID: Af09HAMR 08/04/22(Thu)17:39:31 No.389737231 >>389736210 (OP) # >can't afford a car >can't afford a home >can't afford to have children >soon, won't be able to afford meat What's stopping young people from burning everything to the ground in anger? >>389737326 # >>389737934 # >>389738179 # >>389738346 # >>389738390 # >>389738938 # : Anonymous (ID: DjwBYtUZ >>389737368 # 08/04/22(Thu)17:40:15 No.389737326 >>389737231 # >can't afford matches

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: Anonymous 290 KB JPG 08/10/23(Thu)22:24:33 No.74342098 >Cold approach a girl >Get told to f--- off for being a creep >fair_enough.jpeg >Meet another qt >Decide to befriend her first >After some time has passed I decide to ask her out >Get rejected but she still wants to be friends >Keep it pushing and doing my own thing >Next time I see her she calls me out for being a manipulative creep and that I should have asked her out from the jump instead of being a p---- Will the suffering ever end?

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