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sortinghat.jpg 96 KB JPG >Hmm, Anon. Let's see. Loser. No friends. No discernible talents. Socially awkward. Never had a girlfriend. >Hufflepuff!

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous (ID: oqCVv250 File: 1691511081746569.jpg (56 KB, 750x746) 08/10/23(Thu)21:06:40 No.437458795 lei.ying.lo This is Ahmad Chang. His parents are Chinese and Arab. He has to eat hummus with chopsticks. Say no to culture mixing. #StopThisMassacre

Anon questions people’s soft drink choice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)17:28:49 No.904088088 143 KB JPG >Be me >Bartender >Been doing it for a while >Start to notice patterns >Obviously, I think everyone knows that by and large, white guys like beer, white women like wine and black people as a collective like spirit and mixer >Odd as to why, but I'm not one to judge >Something new I've noticed is when ordering a soft drink, white people like Coke while black people like Sprite or Fanta >Whats strange is that Coke is black people coloured, while Sprite is white people coloured (sort of, its clear which is basically white). Its almost like people drink whats opposite to them >Whats stranger is the only person with orange skin (Fanta) is, of course, Trump. Who the black community hate. >It seems to me, that human nature is to drink what isn't us. Was illustrating this to my colleagues the other day, but they just looked at me like I was a racist autist

Anon vs abortion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 265 KB JPG 08/10/23(Thu)14:45:54 No.904076855 I accidentally got my girlfriend pregnant. And yeah we both f------ love creampies, she loves getting them I love giving them. But now she's getting an abortion and I feel f----- up about it. On the one hand, one part of me feels bad that she got pregnant at all and has to go through the abortion procedure. On the other hand, I feel strange thinking a potential child of mine is going to be erased. And lastly, I feel kind of... proud? My shots landed, clearly my sperm is actually potent. Anyone else know that feel or been through this s--- before? I don't even know what to think.

Anon is a 90’s kid | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/10/23(Thu)00:21:03 No.32320295 >>32320146 (OP) # >have a petplay kink but unfortunately I am a 90s kid with autism so I want to be a pokemon instead of a dog >not even like a furry anthro one that can talk or anything just a regular one >want a trainer to wrestle with me and encourage me to get fit so I can beat all the other pets at the kink club 25 KB JPG >get sassier as I get stronger so trainer will have to work me even harder >grow strong and bonded together through training to be the best that ever was Sadly none of this is a meme and I am being completely genuine. Even I know this is the most cringe thing anyone has written in this site's illustrious history. >>32320304 # >>32320491 # >>32322913 #

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I don't have any willingness □ Anonymous 08/04/23 (Fri) 18:10:53 No.646311537 [Reply] >>646318037 >wake up >want to play video games >do nothing all day >don't play video games

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: Anonymous 16 KB JPG 08/10/23(Thu)12:38:06 No.74333464 >Chad f---- a new girl every night while I wagekek Is this life?

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Anonymous 04/09/16(Sat)13:33:12 No.27748304>>27748337 >>27 250.gif (1.61 MB, 245x220) File: tumblr_nh9bmdDQWK1tf77ifo2 >>27748247 >sitting with ya boys on a wall drankin >all armed >playing anti-police music >ma n---- tyrone turns to me >"ay franklin ma n----, u wanna cushion" >puts a lil pillow down next to me >"lie down n----, s---- comfy >tell him naw >gotta keep my eyes open for my homies live that all matta >"franklin, dawg, lay the f--- down n----" >tell him to stop playin >he pulls a piece on me >n---- u serious >"franklin f----- sit down all n----- need ta rest sometime boi" >f--- u n---- >shoots me >tfw killed for resisting a rest

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$19 101KiB, 750x898, DCIM_0065.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 2GB 1Rx8 PC3-12 CE AA 1337 Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2021 22:52:55 No.80316885 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>80316934 >>80317002 >>80317004 >>80317176 >>80317296 >>80317412 >>80317529 >>80318062 >>{ >>80321185 >>80321202 >>80321229 >>80321289 >>80321597 >>80321636 >>80323347 >>80323438 >>80323560 >> ok you f--- told me to take it out and clean, but how do I put this s--- back on C Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2021 22:55:37 No.80316934 Report Quoted By: >>80316976 >>80317615 >>80316885 anon what did you do? :****** View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1606510938713.jpg, 14KiB, 480x473 Anonymous Sun 21 Feb 2021 22:58:16 No.80316968 Quoted By: >>80317615 >>80321229 h-------- my sides thanks OP HMT325USCFRBC-PB NO AA 1337 2GB 1Rx8 PC3-12800U-11-12-A1 1 1 Report$