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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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TheScowl117 8:40 PM Hello, if it's no trouble could you post this this to dndmemes: -A imgflip.com Wott's Game Design Team Every other WotC team Also WotC's Game Design Team

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More often than not when the DM says "I'll allow it" they have no idea what they're allowing... and God bless 'em for it! | /r/dndmemes

So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem. Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin? Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty. As an added bonus, when things inevitably kicked off, we threw the bottle at a bad guy and bam! Instant in- your-face angry paladin. The paladin grenade is our new favourite paladin delivery system. Ranger, if the DM new anything about Boyle's law, he'd be very upset. P1V1= P2V2 doesn't mean s--- to him. So f--- it, throw the Paladin!

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Patrons can't take away powers they granted, maybe... maybe not. But they sure as hell can find ways to fuck with em. | /r/dndmemes

I love my Fathomless Warlock powers! I'm gonna dump that dumbass Patron and pick up Rogue Swashbuckler levels for now on... The Patron: So useful for a pirate adventure at C1st level. wait a sec, where'd my waterbreathing go? P "Boating accident"

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Improv D&D is Best D&D | /r/dndmemes

D&D is a game where you sit around arguing about your plan for 25 minutes and then do not follow that plan Plans? We don't need no steenking plans!

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Can't wait to use my new silhouette minis... | /r/dndmemes

hyahker Character Figures Cut out the figures on the solid lines, then fold each figure on the dotted lines according to the diagram. Tape each figure to a penny or a button for stability, as shown on the diagram. Artwork by Lise Free nightount K 发 spawn of Chulhu 是 $ 大 cthonien 当事 ¥ after 粉我 posin and dweller Copyright Chaosium Inc. 1981; all rights reserved. Permission granted to photocopy for personal use only 3 dark yount of Shub Nigrunath deep one 你 monster

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No Retreat, No Surrender... | /r/dndmemes

What having 1 HP left looks like in D&D... Barbarian: I'm gonna Rage then take one of these arrows out and stab 'em in the face with lit. DM: It's your turn, what are you going to do?

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Gen X for sure... | /r/dndmemes

You can tell how long a person has been playing D&D by the memes they share Should I heal or peel I roll to seduce, hee hee the downed Monk, hmm RAAAAAAÄÄÄÄÄAGE I smite the Bard for being horny

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This brings back fond memories of The Ren and Stimpy Show... | /r/dndmemes

Don't judge a flex by it's pectorals... The Human Barbarian with a natural 18 STR SVITI The Gnome Wizard that found a Sweater Vest of Storm Giant Strength

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The hero that we need... | /r/dndmemes

A The Paladin trying to stabilize the rest of the party after they got wiped by the dragon's AoE DnD- ROLLERS The Bard with 5 HP taking on the dragon alone to distract it

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There is some truth to this... | /r/dndmemes

@mhereforthechainbang You said DND was going to be fun and cheap Oh hell Ricky, I was high when I said that

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But... who's who in the picture... | /r/dndmemes

Warlocks that use Pact Rituals to speed date potential new patrons look something like: "So, basically I'm an eldritch horror from the deep." "That's so interesting."

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Yo, lemme get in on that... | /r/dndmemes

I was tanking, in a rather nasty fight, and just before he can heal me, our healer gets knocked out. Not my day. So knowing the campaign is almost over, and it'll be worth their wrath, I dive into the last baddies. In an o--- of mutual bloodletting, me and last enemies die. DM: (ooc) well that was special. (IC) Anyway, what do you do now? Rogue: loot the bodies of course Cleric: (ooc) uh... Crap, I'm too low a level to resurrect you Sorcerer: (ooc) that's right, you're dead too. (To DM)I loot his body Rogue: me too! DM divides up the tanks items, then looks at me... Me: so confession time, I'm not a tank. Confused looks from the other players. Me: who picked up my sword? Rogue: you didn't.... (Looks at DM) you let him? DM evil grins: sorcerer make a will save. Sorcerer: why? He's dead. Me: that's what you think... I'm not the body, I'm the sword. Barbarian: Hey, if you want, I can take it off your hands. Barbarian with a... APORT ...Haversack of Holding filled with cursed items

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