More often than not when the DM says "I'll allow it" they have no idea what they're allowing... and God bless 'em for it! | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

So last night my group and I came up with a fun solution to a common problem. Party of four trying to sneak into a base guarded by goblins, hobgoblins, ogres etc. Three sneaky bois (rogue, bard, archer) will be fine. But what to do with the big, clanky dragonborn paladin? Our bard cast gaseous form on him and he squeezed his new gassy self into an empty bottle that we could carry with us as we snuck in. Gave us an hour time limit, but should be plenty. As an added bonus, when things inevitably kicked off, we threw the bottle at a bad guy and bam! Instant in- your-face angry paladin. The paladin grenade is our new favourite paladin delivery system. Ranger, if the DM new anything about Boyle's law, he'd be very upset. P1V1= P2V2 doesn't mean s--- to him. So f--- it, throw the Paladin!

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