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I run a D&D game for 20-year olds, and yesterday a new player introduced his character by saying he was "old but not very old, like between middle-aged and elderly... maybe 40, something like that?" Anyway that's when a dozen dragons attacked the party. Me, the DM at 53...

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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