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The Rotund Turkey Dungeon Master @BigSquishyDM What the #DND races sound like Dwarf: transatlantic Elf: swedish Human: Texan Half Elf: Minnesotan Halflings: Canadian Gnomes: Monty Python French Knights Dragon Born: Cockney Teiflings: Castilian Warforged: Beep Boop Firbolg: Chicago Lizard People: Brooklyn Kenku: *birb noises* Tortle: Mexican SQUIRTLE, SQUIRTLE, SQUIRTLE... ...CABRON!

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Oh, of course I'll play in your D&D game! But I didn't even ask you. Of course I'd roleplay seduction! Oh, ok. Be at my place at 6. - Ruan Kramer

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Enlargement, it's not for everybody... | /r/dndmemes

← r/DnD Joined u/zoctopode 1h [OC][Art] Never cast enlarge on your gnome 36 y/o gnome artificer (very tiny) COND ENLARGE 2nd level transmutation OH MY GOD. HE DOES LOOK KINDA DIFFERENT... HAIRCUT, MAYBE...? ( NEW SHOES?.. oh my ARE YOU SEEING THIS? ARE YOU WELL?

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GibusLlama 3:21 AM I come again with a meme, hopefully this isn't pushing the approval bar too far Me before the protest Wholesome DnD memes Me after the protest Degeneracy Y'll got anymore of those NSFW links?

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Yep... everytime. | /r/dndmemes

sufficientlylargen My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme. athenasdragon #it is also my understanding that the players do not have *conscious* control of this #and that they will also end up choosing the Benny Hill theme no matter what they do #D&D That's it, that's the game!

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To good not to steal and post here... | /r/dndmemes

PC: I THINK SO DM: HAVE YOU FINISHED YOUR TURN? BLOCK PC: I DON'T HAVE ANY BONUS ACTIONS --- PC:I HATE THAT GUY imgflip.com DM: WHAT ABOUT YOUR BONUS ACTION? BLOG DM: HEALING WORD IS A BONUS ACTION YOU KNOW CK DM: WHITELEAF THE WIZARD IS ABOUT TO DIE

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So... you're saying it can't work? | /r/dndmemes

The "target" of an area-of-effect spell is its point of origin. A typical spell requires you to pick one or more targets to be affected by the spell's magic. A spell's description tells you whether the spell targets creatures, objects.or a point of origin for an area of effect (described below). PHB 204 For a spell like magic missile, the target is a creature. For a spell like fireball, the target is the point in space where the ball of fire erupts. A spell's "point of origin" can be an entire creature. position its point of origin. Typically, a point of origin is a point in space, but some spells have an area whose origin is a creature or an object. PHB 204 For cone spells whose range is "Self", you are the point of origin. Spells that create cones or lines of effect that originate from you also have a range of self, indicating that the origin point of the spell's effect must be you (see "Areas of Effect" later in the this chapter). (This doesn't mean you're hitting yourself.) A cone's point of origin is not included in the cone's area of effect, unless you decide otherwise. Cone of Cold is such a spell. CONE OF COLD 5th-level evocation Casting Time: 1 action Range: Self (60-foot cone) PHB 202 Components: V, S, M (a small crystal or glass cone) Duration: Instantaneous. PHB 204 A blast of cold air erupts from your hands. Each creature in a 60-foot cone must make a Constitution. saving throw. A creature takes 8d8 cold damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. A creature killed by this spell becomes a frozen statue until it thaws. PHB 202 you to fight as a seamless unit. While mounted on your steed. you can make any spell you cast that targets only you also target your steed. PHB 224 Therefore, you are Cone of Cold's only target. Find Steed lets you summon a magical intelligent telepathic horse. You can then make the spells that target only you also target your horse. PHB 240 Therefore, you can make your Cone of Cold also target your horse, i.e. your horse also becomes the point of origin of a cone that deals 8d8 cold damage. Therefore, U

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It's called forgotten for a reason... | /r/dndmemes

The Bard and Necromancer just innocently mingling at a local tavern... Ne RIN Ed Greenwood: "What happens in the Forgotten Realms stays in the Forgotten Realms." WARDRING THE CARD CAME

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Get it, smelt. I’ll see myself out. | /r/dndmemes

Ugh. What's that smell? You know what we say, whoever smelt it, dealt it. Did you just make a f@&kin mining pun? JNF

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The only real life adventure I enjoy every weekend... | /r/dndmemes

Friend: Wanna go to Goodwill in a rich neighborhood? Me: TREASURE...?

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That's a loophole... | /r/dndmemes

Flameball202 7h Rogue: "So you traded your firstborn to the Fey" Paladin: "Yep" Rogue: "But you don't have kids" Paladin: "Nope" Rogue: "And you took an oath of celibacy" Paladin: "Yep" Rogue: "And the Fey had no issues with it?" Paladin: "Never came up in negotiations" Rogue: Huh... Paladin: Here, look. Nothing growing can grow here.

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Tim. That is all. | /r/dndmemes

DM: Ok, kids, welcome back to the game. Party: Man, that was a rough two months off. DM: I know. We all just got busy at the same time, it happens. Party: So... can we get a recap? DM: *deep inhale* Lord grant me the manic energy of Tim Curry in the third act of Clue where he re-enacts the movie in its entirety for the other characters BY HIMSELF

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TiredAndOutOfideas... | /r/dndmemes

O TiredAndOutOfIdeas 2:27 PM you can dual wield lances as a small character literaly every non magical weapon that can deal more than 10 damage has heavy and two handed tags lances have only special and reach, and special says they are only two handed if you are on foot. if you have the dual wielder feat you can have one in each hand provided you are mounted you do get disadvantage if an enemy is only 5 feet away from you but since you have reach you could cycle charge on a fast enough mount to avoid being that close to enemies and by using your allies to hide behind, and if you play as a goblin you can disengage as a bonus action i am not giving you a free feat and a mount at lvl 1, i told you already we would play this campaign by the book i will bring pizza DEAL hello, i got a meme for dnd memes i think its my first meme about dnd so i hope i didnt make i mistake in it

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