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I love my Fathomless Warlock powers! I'm gonna dump that dumbass Patron and pick up Rogue Swashbuckler levels for now on... The Patron: So useful for a pirate adventure at C1st level. wait a sec, where'd my waterbreathing go? P "Boating accident"

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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