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: Anonymous retarded "decision making"(...) O 08/01/23(Tue)01:35:26 No.74232964 >sleep at 1am >wake up at 4:30am, struggle to fall back asleep >too tired to do anything >watch twitch and youtube for 4 hours 117 KB PNG >its now 8:30am >then i will probably complain that i dont have time throughout the day to advance my life and my life is over. Why am I retarded?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous They got me guys. 08/01/23(Tue)13:16:49 No.74234296 8 KB JPG >be me >playing fallout 76 last night >it's an mmorpg for anyone who doesn't know >hanging out at my base camp >female player enters the room >she be looking good though >she just stands there, not using the workbenches or anything usual >not sure what to do so I drop some items for her >she picks them up and does the heart symbol >I heart back >she starts taking her armor off(unequipping stuff) >she still has on a cute hat and glasses >no idea what to do so I take all my stuff off >she crouches down right by my waist and starts moving back and forth >basically a virtual bj >I do the same for her >she lays down in my bed >crouch on top of her and move back and forth >whole thing is pretty intimate and exciting but wasn't expecting it at all >she gets dressed and leaves >go visit her camp just out of curiosity >there are four huge trans pride flags' >it was 100% a guy

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Anonymous 07/29/16(Fri) 12:16:22 No.30800468 >>30800034 (OP) Have you built a crematorium to dispose of slug bodies yet? I have a story. The story of the Locust Genocide of 2006 >be me >7th grade >have orange tree. Love that orange tree >then came to locust >they cameby the the thousand >the grass would jump out of your way as you walked across the yard, there were so many >they ate my poor orange tree to death >began systematically killing them every day >nightly patrols of my property >used a 4" fixed blade knife to behead them when I found them >sometimes magdumped airsoft gun into the bushes, hundreds of locust would jump out; many with BB wounds tearing them apart >reserved special punishment for locust found on my tree >would capture them and pit them in a small box, which I would bury in the tree's pot so they could be with my previous tree forever >would spray with starting fluid and light them on fire >would force needles through their skull, slowly, pin them to the trunk of the tree >eventually the bodies were so littered that my mom complained >clearly I needed a disposal method >took empty soda can and buried it except for door and a chimney I built from tinfoil >would spray thoroughly with starting fluid >could cremate half a dozen locust at a time >cremated so many that the can eventually melted Thinking back, it was a little extreme

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: Anonymous 03/05/19(Tue)11:50:38 No.794227739 39 KB JPG >Be me > haven't jerked it since last week > feeling super alpha i decide to jam out to music in the library with my earphones in > fuckyeah.png > a girl walks up to me > get super excited > sir your earphones aren't plugged in and it's annoying

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07/31/23(Mon)19:03:46 No.35460652 of Are we gonna get into a starship troopers type of situation? >Government or some group people does a false flag attack mean to blame aliens so we can get into an unnecessary war I can see this being even more likely if the ayys have better technology threatens industries like big pharma. : Anonymous 323 KB JPG

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File: maxresdefault.jpg (47 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 12/26/19(Thu)13:45:42 No.490297447 >bored as s--- >open up a game >20 mins later >gets bored of game >closes game >2 minutes later >the cycle repeats

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Isis Gaston 1,011 likes akademiks Throwback pic of Ice Spice in her Highschool yearbook HOW IT STARTED HOW IT'S GOING icespice.jpg 274 KB JPG At what point do women lose their innocence? And is it a natural thing that all women go through, or is it forcefully taken away from them by horny teenage Chads? 08/01/23(Tue)07:44:56 No.74231090 : Anonymous >>74231082 (OP) # Right is superior. Its a good process. 08/01/23(Tue)07:51:05 No.74231157 : Anonymous >>74231082 (OP) # >men sexualize everything women do >women embrace the sexuality (that is prevalent due to dominant male culture) >men complain about women's sexual expression we did this to ourselves, f-----. its time to own up to it.

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: Anonymous (ID: 40TU92f6) 06/14/23(Wed)18:53:25 No.430692757 > be me, circa 2015 > work for a local company's customer service department, answering phones > every day at least 10 pajeet scammers call > boss wants me to just hang up on them > after a while, start hating my job and my boss > decide to get paid to have fun f------ around with the pajeet scammers on the phone > lead them on, act dumb for like 2 hours per call > eventually after a few hours each one finally realizes I'm wasting their time > every call, every day, they end it by wishing the black death upon my mother > I notice the pattern > I ask an indian coworker about it > He tells me that wishing the black death upon someone's mother is the worst insult in India > You only tell it to someone you truly hate > i start wishing the black death upon the pajeet scammers' mothers > They go absolutely a------ > One of them called back (another coworker got the call) threatening to blow up the company HQ with a bomb > Another starting faxing the company death threats > A different pajeet scammer went on Google and left our company 1 star reviews > Another pajeet started sending death threats to the CEO of our company threatening to kill his family > Etc. Etc. This went on for months every time I wished the black death upon their mothers Fun times

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