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: Anonymous (ID: 40TU92f6) 06/14/23(Wed)18:53:25 No.430692757 > be me, circa 2015 > work for a local company's customer service department, answering phones > every day at least 10 pajeet scammers call > boss wants me to just hang up on them > after a while, start hating my job and my boss > decide to get paid to have fun f------ around with the pajeet scammers on the phone > lead them on, act dumb for like 2 hours per call > eventually after a few hours each one finally realizes I'm wasting their time > every call, every day, they end it by wishing the black death upon my mother > I notice the pattern > I ask an indian coworker about it > He tells me that wishing the black death upon someone's mother is the worst insult in India > You only tell it to someone you truly hate > i start wishing the black death upon the pajeet scammers' mothers > They go absolutely a------ > One of them called back (another coworker got the call) threatening to blow up the company HQ with a bomb > Another starting faxing the company death threats > A different pajeet scammer went on Google and left our company 1 star reviews > Another pajeet started sending death threats to the CEO of our company threatening to kill his family > Etc. Etc. This went on for months every time I wished the black death upon their mothers Fun times

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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