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![File: Screenshot_2.png (575 KB, 836x793) r/greentext. 1 day ago by Real-Soraith Anon is mad at Reddit users Anon's being watched ↑ 2.1K ↓ 67 >decide to go onto r/greentext for the first time in 3 years >see my post on there with 7.5k upvotes and 100 comments >a third are calling me a meth addict >never touched speed before in my entire life, only weed, xanax, lean, hydros, whippits, dxm, dph, shrooms, percs, ket, coke, adderall, ritalin, vyvanse, seroquel, acid, and molly >most of those are just once or twice besides xanax or weed >did have a high dose shroom trip a few weeks ago that made me quit xanax >other third is calling me schizophrenic Share U Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri)18:32:46 No.74195113 [Reply] >>74195446 >>74195809 >be me >make a thread on here talking about how the government is >im too young to have schizophrenia >last third is calling me a p-------- >dumbass redditors are too retarded to understand that there are other crimes besides p--------- or trafficking humans Why the f--- are redditors so retarded? following me >gets like 2 replies then dies >ok whatever □ Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)21:59:47 No.74208336 ► >>74208368 >>74208511 >>74208646 >>74208700 >>74208797 >be me >make a thread >someone posts it on r/greentext >make a thread talking about it >it gets f------ posted again >all of the comments are calling me a p-------- or schizophrenic >no I'm not a f------ p-------- you autists >I have dogshit morals, but kids is a line you most definitely do not f------ cross into >there are other crimes out there you room temp iq fedora tipping f------ >oh anons done speed before!!! >I thought only meth was speed, not amphetamines >only done it during school s--- aswell >you're not too young to have schizophrenia!!! >I thought it only develops in people who are in their mid 20s, im younger than 20 >What crimes did you commit? □ Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)22:01:31 No.74208347 ► >>74208367 stop dude. Join >Why the f--- would I admit to s--- on a website that has multiple government agencies monitoring it? also >last night get notification on my phone >someone sent me a photo of my f------ house >start messaging a close friend of mine >he starts very subtly name dropping relatives of mine I'm not f------ schizophrenic, this s--- is most definately f------ happening. Maybe not the government, but a group of people are most definitely after me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/631/976/da6.png "Anon tries to karma farm by posting himself to 4chan and back again but has his potential Reddit post stolen by an unrelated individual. | /r/Greentext")
![File: 83E4F9C2-322D-452A-AD77-F(...).jpg (193 KB, 640x528) Is this what zoomers call maladaptive daydreaming Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)01:29:21 No.29471683 >>29472188 >>29473400 >be me >make a character in like 4th grade >"hehe. She's just like me" >make more characters around her >start developing a world around it >picks up drawing to visualize characters >picks up writing to write said characters >this is just what everyone does, right? >4th grade me asks people about their stories >"huh?" >still writing and developing world and characters in middle school >start dreaming about characters >starts imagining yourself as said character(s) >f---.jpg >constantly thinking about characters >high school. Still happening >still writing, still drawing characters >all music you listen too now has to be imagined to one of your characters >start replacing characters you see in media with your own mentally >something traumatic happens >"hey this would actually be really good for [x] character's development" >almost every dream you have involves at least one character >is unable to separate dreams from reality >accidentally introduces self as one of your characters to >realize these characters you've made become a fundamental part of your existence >oh_fuck.png What do I do. I can't stop thinking about them, I can't see a psychiatrist due to circumstances. I know this isn't normal, help](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/631/974/932.png "Anon needs to write a book | /r/Greentext")
