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: Anonymous Pyrocynical made me gay 81 KB JPG 07/31/23(Mon)00:00:16 No.74217156 >be me back in 2022 >completely straight guy, also big Pyro fan, been watching him for years >watch his maid stream >feel a bit weird during it, shrug it off >find out he did cosplay, look it up >feel turned on for some reason >bust a nut to it >post nut clarity hits hard, start panicking >calm down and start exploring the said feelings Long story short turns out I'm a f----- and this f----- is responsible for it.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: Screenshot_2.png (575 KB, 836x793) r/greentext. 1 day ago by Real-Soraith Anon is mad at Reddit users Anon's being watched ↑ 2.1K ↓ 67 >decide to go onto r/greentext for the first time in 3 years >see my post on there with 7.5k upvotes and 100 comments >a third are calling me a meth addict >never touched speed before in my entire life, only weed, xanax, lean, hydros, whippits, dxm, dph, shrooms, percs, ket, coke, adderall, ritalin, vyvanse, seroquel, acid, and molly >most of those are just once or twice besides xanax or weed >did have a high dose shroom trip a few weeks ago that made me quit xanax >other third is calling me schizophrenic Share U Anonymous 07/28/23(Fri)18:32:46 No.74195113 [Reply] >>74195446 >>74195809 >be me >make a thread on here talking about how the government is >im too young to have schizophrenia >last third is calling me a p-------- >dumbass redditors are too retarded to understand that there are other crimes besides p--------- or trafficking humans Why the f--- are redditors so retarded? following me >gets like 2 replies then dies >ok whatever □ Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)21:59:47 No.74208336 ► >>74208368 >>74208511 >>74208646 >>74208700 >>74208797 >be me >make a thread >someone posts it on r/greentext >make a thread talking about it >it gets f------ posted again >all of the comments are calling me a p-------- or schizophrenic >no I'm not a f------ p-------- you autists >I have dogshit morals, but kids is a line you most definitely do not f------ cross into >there are other crimes out there you room temp iq fedora tipping f------ >oh anons done speed before!!! >I thought only meth was speed, not amphetamines >only done it during school s--- aswell >you're not too young to have schizophrenia!!! >I thought it only develops in people who are in their mid 20s, im younger than 20 >What crimes did you commit? □ Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)22:01:31 No.74208347 ► >>74208367 stop dude. Join >Why the f--- would I admit to s--- on a website that has multiple government agencies monitoring it? also >last night get notification on my phone >someone sent me a photo of my f------ house >start messaging a close friend of mine >he starts very subtly name dropping relatives of mine I'm not f------ schizophrenic, this s--- is most definately f------ happening. Maybe not the government, but a group of people are most definitely after me.

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The Choice Is Clear | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'd be such a good boywife.so someone tel 3 188 KB GIF 07/12/23(Wed) 20:33:53 No.74004274 >anti christ wants to artificially produce humans to better the quality of life >Believes nature is not satisfaction for everyone and believes it's up to man kind to set the ideal life for themselves The choice is clear

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File: 83E4F9C2-322D-452A-AD77-F(...).jpg (193 KB, 640x528) Is this what zoomers call maladaptive daydreaming Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)01:29:21 No.29471683 >>29472188 >>29473400 >be me >make a character in like 4th grade >"hehe. She's just like me" >make more characters around her >start developing a world around it >picks up drawing to visualize characters >picks up writing to write said characters >this is just what everyone does, right? >4th grade me asks people about their stories >"huh?" >still writing and developing world and characters in middle school >start dreaming about characters >starts imagining yourself as said character(s) >f---.jpg >constantly thinking about characters >high school. Still happening >still writing, still drawing characters >all music you listen too now has to be imagined to one of your characters >start replacing characters you see in media with your own mentally >something traumatic happens >"hey this would actually be really good for [x] character's development" >almost every dream you have involves at least one character >is unable to separate dreams from reality >accidentally introduces self as one of your characters to >realize these characters you've made become a fundamental part of your existence >oh_fuck.png What do I do. I can't stop thinking about them, I can't see a psychiatrist due to circumstances. I know this isn't normal, help

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Anon Smokes Some Schizo Sticks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)11:18:02 No.74213663 1568841642844_SEObluntwraps_WIDE.jpg 292 KB JPG >schizophrenia intensifies.

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Anon tells a story | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/30/23(Sun)13:38:46 No.903511047 a story for you bots >a Russian is walking down the street >he is destitute in poverty, sick beyond healing, old, and ugly >suddenly a great magical being appears before him and announces in a great voice >"HUZZAH! I am your guardian angel sent to save you from your troubles! Any one thing you wish for I can grant!" O 552 KB PNG >"Anything?" >"ANYTHING!" the genie boomed. "On one condition, whatever you ask for, your Serbian neighbor will receive twice the amount! Will you help yourself and bless him too?" >the Russian pauses to think for a moment >"I wish I had one eye" said the Russian

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Anon meets based grandma | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady ... >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUs for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies

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>enter gym >I GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER I GOT THEM MOOO0000OVES LIKE JAGGER

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: Anonymous 07/23/23(Sun)12:13:32 No.2510695 >go to norway >shoot a bunch of kids >get placed in a luxury hotel for the rest of my life for free >>2511226 # >>2511234 #

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Anon asks a math question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous H Anonymous || 07/29/23(Sat)20:36:10 No.15603920 1 Σ 2n n=1 file.png 121 KB PNG >"With infinite sums, to approach X means to equal X exactly" >"But that doesn't make any sense, how can it equal X exactly if it never reaches X? Why would you even have to say "approach" if it just equals, you would just say equal without ever mentioning approaching." >"IT JUST DOES, ALRIGHT!" 07/29/23(Sat)20:38:06 No.15603927 Finish high school and then it may be a little clearer. >>15603958 # >>15603970 # >>15604067 # >>15604407 #

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Anon has a "shitty" vacation | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat) 19:34:17 No.74206914 ► >be me >on vacation at the beach >swimming in the ocean, get the urge to s--- >too lazy to get out, dry off and walk all the way back to our room >swim a little further out and pull down my trunks and s--- straight into the ocean >fish s--- in there all day what's one extra turd? >finish and keep swimming >later, hear some kid scream >the s--- washed up onto the beach and some little brat stepped in it and is having a meltdown >my sister looks at me, knows it was me because I supposedly "have a problem s------- where I shouldn't be" >she makes a big scene and unintentionally exposes me as being the culprit >stupid w---- gets me banned from the beach. >people stare as I get escorted out >Anybody else have s----- vacation stories? this one is by far my worst.

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