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: Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)21:34:13 No.74208556 bd5.jpg 33 KB JPG Premium GOFORES Jose Cuervo Especial >Switch from women to everyone on tinder >Get 99+ likes in the span of a week Welp guess it's troon and twink bussy for me, later roasties

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon has a way with women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2. ? 12. 41 KB JPG 03/08/23(Wed)14:39:48 No.72496149 >Be me, beta f--. >Had gf once but we broke up. >Her last text was her telling me to never message her again. Life sucks.png >FF a few months. >I receive a text from ex. She asks how I'm doing and stuff. >Was busy at the time so dont immediately text back. >Later see she deleted her message. >Guess she had second thoughts. >Next day she barrages me with texts. >Berates me for not answering her messages. Idea.jpg >Me:"But the last time we texted you wrote to never message you again." >Her:"What? No I didnt?" >Screenshot our old convo and send it to her >Doesnt respond. FF a few days, still no response. Why are women like this?

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Anon hates boomers | /r/Greentext

>I won't invest in my children >I will outsource my youth job >I will dismantle my union job >I will secure my pension >I will lower your wage > will contract foreginers >I will open borders >I will jail you for having wrong opinions >I will abort your brother and sister >I won't leave you a penny 30 KB JPG >I won't hire your friends >I won't let you inherit my home >I will sell the my home to foreign investors, I will sell the whole country too >I am boomer, eater of children >No generation had so much and money and left so little >Apre moi, le deluge

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Anon Goes On A Date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 80 KB JPG 07/29/23(Sat)15:25:31 No.71768537 Guys I f----- up my date >meeting girl this morning at coffee place >arrive early >excited to go to gym tonight >look at myself in a closed shop's window >pecs look like s--- >remember how my pecs look better when I use them >look around, find a bench >start doing pushups with the back of the bench >taking my time, feel the muscles working >look up >girl is here >mfw >Spaghetti flows, awkardly blurt out "Oh haha sorry! Just checking my form for tonight!" >realize that I sound like a f------ retard >she awkwardly laughs and makes up an excuse to leave >unmatched me on Hinge WHY AM I SO F------ AUTISTIC GOD DAMNIT I HATE MY LIFE

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Anon is relatable | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat) 19:08:06 No.903468029 r/AskAnAmerican u/rubi... • 3h • Big Island to NorCal. Becau... Americans, what do you make hourly/ per year? EMPLOYMENT & JOBS IMG_2263.jpg 75 KB JPG >be me, 32 years old >masters degree in accounting and 7 years of experience >still not making six figures Every time I see these posts online, majority of the comments say $100k-300k. Am I the only poor bum in this country? W-- how is everyone making so much money

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Anon is a forever virgin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 516 KB JPG 07/27/18 (Fri) 18:05:26 No.775554435 Whats that one fantasy you have in the back of your mind that you're scared to admit? 07/27/18 (Fri) 18:06:41 No.775554517 : Anonymous Don't s--- on me for this guys, but I've always wanted to kiss a girl.

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Anon can't control his feelings | /r/Greentext

105 KB JPG >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 : Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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Anon discovers a true alpha | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LENqiudl) 07/29/23(Sat)03:08:23 No.436157146 941 KB JPG >be George W Bush >invades a s----- third world country because he can >europooreans and liberals weep >destroy the entirety of Iraq >take all the resources >refuse to leave >make a s--- load of money >destroy US economy >refuse to elaborate >leaves Has there been a single more based move in history?

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anon needs to go out. | /r/Greentext

>mom recently bought a UV light to detect cumstains in my underwear and socks >can't fap into the shower because that would clog it >can only acquire tissues through mom, not allowed packs of my own 164 KB PNG >mom carefully documents each tissue I use in an excel table, and for what purpose

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Anon goes to a burger place | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10 KB JPG >go to burger place >look at menu 07/22/23(Sat)20:52:28 No.903075793 >they have the impossible burger >it's $2 more than everything else on the menu >also tastes worse It's like they don't even want people to be vegetarian. 19 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

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Ukrainian anon on chuds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/29/23(Sat)20:46:50 No.18266777 pol-turds.png 1.71 MB PNG 5031 >I consider myself a white supremacist, therefore I want America and Europe to burn in an atomic fire >I sincerely hate the left, therefore I shill for the communist dictatorships in China and North Korea >I believe that muslims flooding Europe is a disaster, therefore I want Europeans and White people in general to convert to islam >I hate my country because it is a globalist multicultural empire, therefore I shill for enemy globalist multicultural empires >I think that my state oppresses me, therefore I want to be literally the property of some fat inbred parasite >I hate technological progress and degeneracy, therefore I every day use the Internet to watch Japanese p--- cartoons and shitpost on this board >I am proud that White people built the modern world and high-tech civilization, therefore I want us all to roll back to the Middle Ages >I am a real Nazi, and therefore I am shilling against the Ukrainian nationalist battalions fighting russian goblins. And my favorite: >I hate lgbt, therefore I want to have sex with that guy in a wig and a skirt

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Mexican anon is not hopeful about his country | /r/Greentext

File: sddefault.jpg (69 KB, 640x480) Mexico is really f----- Horny b----- (ID: dBmolUt5) [+ 07/27/23(Thu)21:36:48 No.436022015 || >>436022538 >>436022580 >>436022687 >>436023015 >>436023410 >>436023606 >>436023829 >>436024726 >>436025318 >>436025359 >>436025736 >>436025969 >>436026126 >>436026545 >>436026954 >>436027127 >>436027246 >>436027638 >>436027721 >>436027836 >>436027962 >>436028048 >>436028304 >>436028465 >>436028795 >>436029119 >>436029426 >>436029522 >>436029530 >>436029735 >>436029784 >>436029786 >>436029867 >>436029898 >>436030457 >>436030920 >>436031155 >>436032111 >>436032643 >>436033747 >>436034596 >>436037009 >>436038101 >>436040165 >>436040223 >>436041720 >>436041943 >>436042161 >>436043325 >>436043617 >>436044959 >>436049724 >>436050889 >>436052939 >>436053183 >>436053186 >>436053833 >>436054031 >>436054882 >>436055874 >>436057233 >>436058272 >>436064735 >>436069124 >>436071262 >>436072227 >>436072374 >>436074268 >>436075964 >>436076576 >>436076706 >>436077235 >>436078403 >>436079303 >>436079778 >>436079832 >>436080167 >>436080179 >>436080472 EJERCITO >be me, 24yo mexican >i trained all my youth to be part of the army because i want to make a difference >finally fresh out of uni with the intention of protecting my country >tell my family about it >my two cousins that served call me to meet them >they tell me its going to be the worse mistake of my life >one told me he was gangraped since the day he came, if he resisted he was sedated and beated, he was forced to fight drugged in clandestine boxing matches against soldiers from other states >he wasnt allowed to leave or see his family, the few times he was he was threatened they would kill them and no one would care >one time he resisted r--- and he had his a--- muscle ruptured with a glass bottle, he almost died >went awol one chance he had and stayed hidden for years in the sierra >my other cousin told me how he was forced to stay without food for weeks with just drugs guarding nowhere important, he was forced to secure meetings between army officers and narcos >uncle comes in, heard our conversation and tells me he works as a security for a prison, his watchtower is near the female section and saw police and army taking women from the jail at night into narco cars, they would come back days later with new clothes but clearly traumatized. I kinda just gave up on this country, we need to erradicate the entire army and goverment for s--- to get fixed

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Anon enjoy Masturbation more than Sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 140 KB PNG 06/15/23(Sat)01:47:30 No.899935439 sex is not worth trust me > be me > 18 > fat virgin > started working out, looksmax > somehow went to club and got 8/10 girl > we went back to her > got nervous > couldnt get erection > I have sensitive penis so when she started blowing me it hurted even more > somehow fingering her > didnt get hard > I felt like we are doing something weird and we shouldnt do that > I didnt even c-- at her place > went home > c-- 4 times while thinking about her Actually sex isnt as good as it looks. I am deeply disgusted and sad. M----------- is better cuz noone is watching and judging your body

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