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Anonymous 115 KB PNG 07/29/23(Sat)16:33:59 No.74201551 >be me in 8th grade >before school eat a hearty breakfast of 12 breakfast wraps from Taco Bell and 6 churros >wash it down with two 32oz Dr peppers >it mends well in my stomach with the taco supreme and 7 chalupas I had for dinner last night >get on the school bus feeling like absolute death >every bump the bus hits feels like i'm going to void my entire gi tract >my heavy deposits of fat in my face and abdomen weigh the Taco Bell down and keep it in for now >get to first period with eight pounds of sugar in my stomach >sit down quickly to hide the bubbling in my belly >uh oh, bad idea >the force of it causes my stomach to give out and it all starts coming >everyone in the class looks over >sticky gelatinous s--- erupts from my ass like a f------ volcano >first one hit is Annabelle who was sitting behind me >poor Annie, she never stood a chance >before she could comprehend what was even happening she instantly drowns in a hell storm of s--- >so do the 15 kids sitting behind me however >school is evacuated and placed on hazmat alert >i'm taken to jail and charged with a--- manslaughter >Taco Bell gets off scot free this is why we need to hold corporations accountable 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous >>74201551 (OP) # i believe there's a half truth in this story. you're gross op 07/29/23(Sat)16:36:15 No.74201564

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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