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Anonymous 112 KB PNG 04/16/23(Sun)21:30:27 No.897724174 >"Here, hedgehog. Another ring for you." *bling!* >"w..wh *cough* why are you doing this to me?" >"Let's get to work extracting that ring, Sonic." >"I'm sorry, Eggman! I'm--" >Robotnik cuts off another finger >"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST LET ME DIE!" >"Last time you lost a finger, the ring came out. Your tolerance is getting higher. Now lets see..." >he slowly pushes a knife into Sonic's chest >Sonic screams in pain >"1 cm... 2 cm... 3 cm.. 4cm... 5cm..." *bling!* >the ring ejects and bounces around on the floor >Eggman begins writing on his clipboard >"Please... stop... I beg you..." >the ring begins to blink out of existence >"Woah there!" he pushes the ring back into Sonic. "Almost lost that one." >Sonic spits another tooth onto the floor >"Let's try another beheading, shall we Hedgehog?" >he breaks down into sobs >"Don't worry, Hedgehog. You and I both know that the mortal wounds heal." >he whimpers >"w...wh... why?" >"Because, Sonic, I am and always have been a scientist. When you broke all of my robots, I decided to turn my attention to biological specimens." >he runs the blade through Sonic's neck *bling!* >the ring falls to the ground and his head reattaches itself >Sonic screams and gags and sputters, vomiting up a mouthful of blood >"These rings -- this functional immortality -- is so fascinating. We will discover its limits together, you and 1." >he pushes the ring into Sonic again *bling!* >"As long as you have one ring to spare, the torture will not end." What's /b/ up to tonight?

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The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic
Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay
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