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: Anonymous 07/22/23(Sat)23:55:33 No.74125420 >be me >19 at time, dating this girl >realize pee is burning one day >get pee test, they tell me i have chlamydia >talk to gf about it, she says she didn't cheat on me >she says sometimes you can just get STDs even if neither of you has one >i believe her 138 KB JPG >we take antibiotics and it goes away >3 months later pee burns again >this keeps happening for 2 years >her: "haha i can't believe how unlucky we are" >me: haha yeah i guess so >eventually we break up >don't think about her for two more years >one day notice warts on my balls >go to doctor, he asks if I've been sexually active >tell him not for two years, explain situation with last gf >he tells me you can't get an STD if neither of you has one, that's why it's called "sexually transmitted disease" >oh >i do cell sample test >he tells me I have HPV >apparently gf had been cheating on me the entire time we were dating, and at some point contracted HPV and gave it to me >it never went away on its own >there is a chance I might have testicular cancer

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