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Anonymous 07/05/23(Wed)21:36:22 No.73920911 >be me IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO >have a younger brother 44 KB JPG >he and I have never gotten along >nothing severe, we just didn't have anything in common >we both moved out at age 18 and more or less fell out of contact >haven't seen him since our dad's funeral in 2020 >his 27th birthday is coming up >come up with a devious plan >reach out to his wife on Instagram >explain the situation and ask if there's anything he's mentioned that he really wants >she tells me he loves antique cars and model cars >get a custom made die cast model of the car our dad had when we were kids, a 1977 Mercury Cougar in sky blue >order it sent to his apartment under his wife's name >takes six weeks to arrive, I can barely wait >she sends me a video of him unwrapping and opening it >his face lights up, I can't be sure but it looked like he teared up a little Get pranked little bro. I know we don't talk but I love you.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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