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07/11/23(Tue)20:49:50 No.19478359 Anonymous >>19478276 (OP) # >3-steak packs are on sale >"Limit 2 packs per customer" >boomer female has loaded her cart with everything in the case >examines one, starts to put it back, stops. picks out another pack in her cart, examines it, starts to put it back, stops. >this goes on for at least five minutes >I got sick of her s--- and complained. >Butcher brought me two packs from the back of BEAUTIFUL cuts, THICK, perfect marbling. Thank him profusely. >walk back to the steaks where that boomer was. STILL. >She does a double take of my cart. >I take out a package from my cart, look at it, start to put it back, stop. Then pull the other pack out, look at it, start to put it back, stop. >She started putting steaks back. >I grabbed a pack she put back, then pulled one of my nice packs out to look at it. >I could feel her anxiety. >The anticipation. >I put her pack back. I heard her scoff, then she powerwalked off, shoving her cart still piled with way too many steaks. She was going to have to put those back. So I kept standing next to the steaks and called my mom. Had a nice long conversation about how we were all having steak later. >>19478478 # >>19478573 # >>19478592 # >>19478603 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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