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>Wagner hires a HO14 streamer to consult >Starts snaking and capturing as many VPs as possible while trucking to Moscow

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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>be me >8 years old >want to know what happens to poop if you don't flush it down the toilet >s--- in mcdonalds happy meal toy >leave it on the shelf in my closet >few months later >forgot all about the toy >woken up at 2 am by a loud ass bang followed by the WORST smell of s--- possible >parents are also woken up and are panicking >911 is called >police arrive and explosion is traced back to closet >closet is opened >s--- everywhere >suddenly remember the mcdonalds toy >turns out the mcdonalds toy container was air tight, and kept all the gas in from decomposition until the thing reached critical pressure and exploded >entire second floor now smells like s--- >mfw

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Anon suspects | /r/Greentext

IMG_2412.jpg 60 KB JPG >invades The Ukraine >uninvades The Ukraine >invades Russia >uninvades Russia >reinvades The Ukraine What did he mean by this?

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Anon paid extra | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 88 KB JPG 04/05/18(Thu)08:02:15 No.44422418 >paid a h----- an extra $10 to shout "yamete onii- chan!!~~" when i f----- her Best use of that $10 ever

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Anon explains what he would do if aliens landed on earth. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/29/16(Fri)09:37:15 No.29776949 ► >>29776957 >>29776976 >>29777012 >>29777049 >>29777061 >>29777086 >>29777092 >>29777127 >>29777135 >>29777568 >>29777597 >>29777608 >>29777651 >>29777737 File: 1459301488464.jpg (6 KB, 220x232) >>29776622 (OP) # Seriously? I'd r--- them. Honest to god I'm not just chatting s--- here I would honest to god sexually assault them. Think about it. These Alions are so advanced they can fly 90 billion light- years just to come break into my house and f--- around a bit. The concept of sex probably doesn't exist anymore in their culture. They probably clone each other and birth new Aliums in some kind of fake mechanical womb just because it's more practical. Sexual contact will be the most bizarre concept to them and they'll be terrified beyond belief. >Aliens enter house through chimney or whatever >they're here to study us, find out our weaknesses >I'm awake and I'm ready >I know they're in the house >I lie in bed trying to stifle the giggle >the door opens I can hear them tip toeing in whispering to each other in their filthy aleone tongues >"crbaatt hork ritizzlebbrtt ssskkre kkrreeerrrkk shawaddywaddy" >my c--- is thrashing around under the covers like a greyhound waiting to be let lose >they reach the foot of the bed >fling the covers off and jump up revealing my throbbing member >they jup back aghast >headbutt the leader and throw him/her/shim/xe on the floor pulling down their space pants and shoving my big fat Patriotic c--- up their space bumholes >gaze up at the others with an expression like pic related >"You're next"

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Multiple choice madness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 268 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)02:25:03 No.186580227 >produces personalized gigakino every night for you >ALL >FOR >FREE : Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)02:34:08 No.186580545 >its an "anon didnt study for the final exam and is failing every class despite graduating high school a decade ago" episode yawn >>186581159 # >>186582339 # >>186583561 # >>186583570 # >>186586879 # >>186587660 # >>186587909 # >>186588682 # >>186594390 #

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4chan does things to anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/24/23(Sat)22:08:09 No.641833806 - 1643601172368.jpg ✩ (18 KB, 253x253) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao >>641831842 >do nothing but surf 4chan during quarantine >gf is annoying me >say "dilate t-----" to her before I can stop myself This place does things to you

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Anon is still waiting for some black macarons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous NGAT >wake up >no black gf day ruined 05/13/23(Sat)12:43:10 No.73299631 eicDmKl.jpg 195 KB JPG

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Anon is a Chad look-alike | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)09:16:35 No.43709546 >be me >chad look-alike >basically just have good looks and give good first impression, but still feel like 4chan is my people >get sick of people treating my autist friends like s--- MEMINT 1002 KB PNG >start telling stacies who s--- on autists that they have to f--- my friends before they can f--- me >mostly get called a freak but it's still fun for the s---- and giggles >mfw one of the girls actually says ok and actually does it >end up being too disgusted with her to have sex with her >she keeps having sex with friends anyway >mfw am chad robin hood

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Anon’s success story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Personal success story 04/03/23 (Mon)04:03:56 No.896953941 >Be me >unattractive + short manlet throughout childhood and beginning of highschool >very insecure about looks and little to no success with women >covid hits and school closes >grow 6 inches in 5 months during quarantine(now 6"), fix hair cut, fix style >actually somewhat conventionally attractive now >covid starts to die down and quarantines are lifted >go to a bonfire with some loose acquaintances from school and my best friend >all sitting around the fire and my friend mentions that I got tall over quarantine >immediately all the girls ask me to stand up so they can see for themselves 72 KB JPG >oblige >I s--- you not the first words that were said were "oh my god, you're like, a person now" >the girl immediately apologizes for the wording and clarifies she didn't mean it like that >too late >turn evil >now my freshman year of college >commence villainy >download dating apps for hookups >meet up with random girl and do the thing >immediately after I tell her "I think I might be gay" >watch the life drain out of her >done this three times now and I think I'm starting to heal my inner child

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In a parallel universe… | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 1bnDb6NZ 780 B PNG ASEM N Russian MoD ismetike if they tak Wagner offensive would be mat 06/24/23(Sat)04:59:16 No.431828953 >try to invade country >fail so badly that you send in a : Anonymous (ID: UxwyyWqt >>431830623 # mercenary group >mercenary group invades your country this is just getting sad 06/24/23(Sat)05:07:57 No.431830126 >>431828953 (OP) # >day 486 of Americas Special Military stance from Rsian troops Majoney of Russian soldiers will lay down the arts & join the Wagner PMC before they shoot a Wagne Rusman Mod will never understand The cultural link between Wagners and Operation in Mexico Mobiks 276 KB JPG >Guy Fieri and his paramilitary troops are on their way to Washington, DC to take over the United States government

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Anon is pursuing his passion. | /r/Greentext

82 KB JPG >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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Anon has thoughts | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/20/23(Tue)21:48:05 No.73745024 Sometimes something really minor makes me angry and the only thing thing that calms me down is physically closing my eyes and imagining myself beating the person that annoyed me to death with a blunt object or hacking them to death with a machete. Is this normal? The visions are very detailed and sometimes they are more violent. 253 KB JPG

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