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Anonymous 04/29/16(Fri)09:37:15 No.29776949 ► >>29776957 >>29776976 >>29777012 >>29777049 >>29777061 >>29777086 >>29777092 >>29777127 >>29777135 >>29777568 >>29777597 >>29777608 >>29777651 >>29777737 File: 1459301488464.jpg (6 KB, 220x232) >>29776622 (OP) # Seriously? I'd r--- them. Honest to god I'm not just chatting s--- here I would honest to god sexually assault them. Think about it. These Alions are so advanced they can fly 90 billion light- years just to come break into my house and f--- around a bit. The concept of sex probably doesn't exist anymore in their culture. They probably clone each other and birth new Aliums in some kind of fake mechanical womb just because it's more practical. Sexual contact will be the most bizarre concept to them and they'll be terrified beyond belief. >Aliens enter house through chimney or whatever >they're here to study us, find out our weaknesses >I'm awake and I'm ready >I know they're in the house >I lie in bed trying to stifle the giggle >the door opens I can hear them tip toeing in whispering to each other in their filthy aleone tongues >"crbaatt hork ritizzlebbrtt ssskkre kkrreeerrrkk shawaddywaddy" >my c--- is thrashing around under the covers like a greyhound waiting to be let lose >they reach the foot of the bed >fling the covers off and jump up revealing my throbbing member >they jup back aghast >headbutt the leader and throw him/her/shim/xe on the floor pulling down their space pants and shoving my big fat Patriotic c--- up their space bumholes >gaze up at the others with an expression like pic related >"You're next"

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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