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Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri)04:47:05 No.901396858 >>901397286 >>901397803 >>901398458 >>901399077 >>901399782 >>901400193 >>901400844 >>901401093 >>901401466 >>901401943 >>901402426 >>901402959 >>901403408 >>901403483 >>901403739 >>901404116 >>901404309 >>901404833 >>901405185 >>901405693 >>901406061 >>901406231 >>901406685 >>901407142 >>901407753 >>901408147 >>901408693 >>901408889 >>901409014 >>901409232 >>901409620 >>901409824 >>901410415 >>901410940 >>901411303 >>901411683 >>901411835 >>901412032 >>901396825 >be me >hanging out with male friend (we are not gay) >visit my other friend deano >knock knock >no answer >we both pull out my penis and pee through his letterbox >run away >1 minute later >text message from deano >dude w-- i have a doorbell camera >why the f--- did you do that >tell him i knew about the camera >i was just doing that new tiktok challenge >knock knock >piss on the door >everybody run, the deano saw!

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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