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File: cover1.jpg (211 KB, 800x450) >While waiting for food I get an idea >Tell her about reddit >I show her a few cute subreddits >Degeneracy kicks in >Open r/shitposting and start to scroll Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri) 18:23:47 No.29196785 [Reply] >Be me, 6ft2 chad-lite >Just dumped in last relationship because girlfriend thought I was weird >Friend introduces me to new girl >She is a slimthick goddess real qt 3.14 >Out for dinner date at Thai place >Talk to girl and hit if off. >Ask waiter to take food away >Cry in car and call friend >Her hands are wrapped around me >My arms around her shoulder >Feet licking memes and other degenerate pics on front page >Girl nervously laughs "Oh is this what guys normally look at?" >Try to explain, "Sorry, I don't know why this is on the forum... it usually isnt this bad" >Tell her it will get better if I scroll a bit more >Girl visibly looks scared as hitler worship and misogynistic posts keep scrolling into view >Panic >Scroll more >Short gif of guy creating a fleshlight within a body pillow >She physically retracts and shuffles away from me >"I need to go to the toilet and you look like you need some privacy" >Food is served to table >Girl says she is not hungry anymore >Tells me that she is actually just going to go home >Brain starts to process what the f--- just happened >Cringe and shame sets in >10 minutes laughing at the night and calling me a retard >Wake up next morning to hear qt 3.14 told her whole friend group I'm a closeted body pillow f------ p--- >Other girl In that friend group I was interested in blocks me >Want to uninstall reddit >Can't >Why am I like this bros, help Anonymous 06/23/23(Fri)18:26:37 No.29196794 typical redditor moment kys f-----

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"
File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened
☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?
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