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: Anonymous b. dcp 06/21/23(Wed)05:58:55 No.73749104 >>73748791 (OP) # 116 KB GIF Blackpill retardation strikes again! Someone's university homework >"A small majority of women expressed a mild preference for men over 5'10" tall" Blackpill morons >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE! ALL WOMEN WANT 6'6" TALL MEN WITH A METER LONG D---!!!!!!! 40 years of scientific studies >"A large majority of men reveal a strong preference of women with D cups or larger" Blackpill retards >Any woman can f--- whenever she wants to, flat chested women live on easy mode Non-survey analyses os couples >"It is very obvious that male physical attractiveness is not very impactful on sexual activity but male personality is key to mating success" blackpill retards >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FAKE! FAKE! OH GAWD, FAKE! I AM AN INCEL BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE A 9" D---, NOT BECAUSE WOMEN SCARE ME!!!!!!! >>73749117 # >>73749174 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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>>19258439 (OP) # I don't buy food I can make Buying food is an act of humiliation, you buy food to remind yourself that no matter how hard you have practiced there are people who can make things you can't make yourself I have failed to make croissants 5 times, I got pretty close, I would say 80% there but the dough always breaks even a little when I fold and knead so I still buy criossant >>19258461 # >>19258472 # >>19259840 # >>19260157 # >>19260378 # Anonymous >>19258456 # You bring a f------ kitchen with you whenever you travel? 05/10/23(Wed)18:09:26 No.19258461 >>19258471 # 05/10/23(Wed)18:12:11 No.19258471 Anonymous >>19258461 # i dont travel i experience fits of paranoia when im sleeping somewhere other than my home

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Anon becomes Spider-Man | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 45 KB PNG 06/21/23(Wed)14:47:27 No.71350826 When did you lifting for yourself >Started off lifting for women >Had an epiphany and remembered I was 5'6 and that no chick was gonna f--- me no matter how fit I was >Watch the new Spiderman movies >Tom Holland is 5'6 and does gymnastics and climbs s--- >Start rock climbing and doing calisthenics >Found a local park with little to no streetlights >Wait til nightfall and start climbing up the trees > Bring a portable speaker and a bag full of s--- >Play ear-piercing screams from the speaker while hurling s--- at old people from the top of the trees >Been doing this for a month now >Have never felt more joy in my life >Im now lifting and dedicating myself to becoming The Monkey Manlet View Thread

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Anonymous FAMOUS OLDE TYME ROOT BEER SINCE 1898 TS GOOD! 85 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)12:49:27 No.901304935 >out on a hot summer's day >crack open an ice cold soda >*sip* >"Aaaah, nothing like a refreshing Bang's root beer" : Anonymous >>901304935 (OP) # Love me some Bang's root beer OP! Good post. 06/21/23(Wed)13:32:53 No.901306938 : Anonymous >>901304935 (OP) # refreshing 06/21/23(Wed)13:36:48 No.901307127 06/21/23(Wed)13:42:39 No.901307416 Anonymous >>901304935 (OP) # Wow is it really Bangs? For 20 plus years I thought it was Barq's. Jfc I'm retarded

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Children growing up, old friends growing older | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 06/11/23(Sun)19:52:59 No.73642361 >have cat >a real warrior, fought off hawks and caught rabbits >get injured a few times but the vet fixes him up and he recovers >cat now 19yrs old >old injuries are catching up to him >hasn't been able to move very well these past couple of months >starts losing balance a week ago, instead of his usual bed he now rests in the hallway near his food. When you pet him it feels like skin and bones. Drinks a lot more now >yesterday is unable to stand on his own, gives me that look with dilated pupils that he is tired and in terrible pain >today unable to lift his head, make him drink water and hand feed him the biggest steak he's ever seen >vet says at his age and state the best they could do would be to make him a bit more comfortable for a month at best >putting down my best buddy tomorrow

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Anon decides to build a submarine. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NS010Gag) 06/21/23(Wed)17:44:33 No.431479703 >be me >low IQ mouth breathing 4channner >decide I want to go to titanic >not content with viewing the already HD and 3d visuals already out there >gonna build a sub >letsdodis.jpb >get a tube >one window >two monitors >runs on windows 95 >gonna control it with a madcatz controller >has one button inside >have a look at DSV Alvin, one of the most successful dive subs ever >DSV Alvin has an escape pod >F--- that dont need it >DSV Alvin built from titanium >F--- that lets go strong plastic >Listen to James Cameron who says this is dangerous as f--- and he nearly died before doing this s--- >F--- that guy he knows s--- >lets see his sub >check out Deepsea Challenger >has oil pressure thrusters, LED lighting, has 180 onboard systems, fireproofing, dozens of comms systems etc >f--- that ima put a toilet in >oh s---, I need some handles from inside, I know I'll buy them from home depot. >sell tickets at $250k a pop >some boomers give me 500k but I dont take them on the trip >get taken to court >f--- them >refuse to hire '50 year old white men' because they are 'boring'. I can do this with college kids >Some guy who works for me tells me this is a really stupid, unsafe idea and we're all gonna die >fire that bitch. >lets see what the chinese do, they make cheap s--- >Check out Chinese 'Fendouzhe'. >Built by shipping company with net worth $110,000,000,000 >f--- it, back to the toilet tube >sell more tickets >Literally refuse to get the sub checked, approved or vetted by any governing body >our toilet window is only rated to 1000m. F--- it, im going down to 4000m >lets go see titanic on our windows 95 operated cameras >not gonna tether the sub to anything, that's for p------ >lesssgoooooooooo fire up the logitech gang! This is the type of s--- a 4channer would think is an amazing idea... And yet this s--- actually happened in the real world.

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: Anonymous Going to the Gym Has No Affect(...) 134 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)00:34:04 No.73747080 >be me >extremely desperate >to the point where im on a r4r sub hoping their might be a female who's not a h----- or an of girl >looking at all the m4f posts to see the dudes im competing with >one dude has an athletic build, low bf% and broad shoulders >his d--- only 4in long A common misconception is that being muscular / low bf increases d--- length because there's less fat around your pelvis, but that's clearly not the case. Genetic determinism strikes again. 9 Replies View Thread

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Anon has improved his live | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I did it 87 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)16:04:56 No.73749766 >Desist >Stop watching weird p--- >Start eating healthy >Lose a lot of weight >Get a job >Get a girlfriend >Listen to more music >Get baptized >Stop smoking weed >Stop smoking cigarettes >Stop vaping But im still here, WHY View Thread

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A fate worse than death | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: GPF1Cdmi) H-------- they're dead confirm(...) 06/20/23(Tue)22:07:58 No.43141052 unexplained propiems with the sup s electrical system. Philips reports that th tour's audio guide appears to be shutting down and resetting every few minutes, which means that it is likely playing the tour introduction, including Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", over and over. Authorities have beaun 1687312971594531.png 33 KB PNG >sub has been playing "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion on repeat for 2 days straight. >they necked. Anonymous (ID: PEb2MQ4V) >>431410525 (OP) # how would you know this? >>431410709 # Anonymous (ID: e9gix/0/) >>431410525 (OP) # Top kek 06/20/23(Tue)22:09:03 No.43141060 Anonymous (ID: jdU0bcSn) 06/20/23(Tue)22:09:10 No.43141061 >>431410525 (OP) # Did they have a gun on board to shoot themselves like that one movie? 06/20/23(Tue)22:09:27 No.43141064 Anonymous (ID: GPF1Cdmi) >>431410608 # found it on /v/ those guys know their s--- 06/20/23(Tue)22:10:17 No.43141070 >>431410972 # >>431411113 # >>431411371 # >>431411698 # >>43141248 # >>431412923 # >>431415262 # >>431415619 # S : Anonymous (ID: FRYR2/NA) 06/20/23(Tue)22:11:03 No.43141078 What kind of terrible person wishes for other people to die? Look at yourselves. 5 KB JPG >>431410909 # >>431412321 # >>431413140 # >>431413825 # >>431414739 # >>431415314 # >>431415452 # >>431415581 # >>431416241 # Anonymous (ID: 7zgqNOdm) 06/20/23(Tue)22:11:48 No.43141084 >>431410525 (OP) # The whole build sounds substandard 421411316 >>431413579421415351

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: Anonymous 20 Chillin with my girls u/whitegoldwonder u/MZavadil 06/15/23(Thu)23:49:32 No.73690557 2.25 MB PNG >started dating >found out I can slap my woman in the face at any time and she likes it >not memeing, I can literally slap her hard in the face and she'll want sex instantly >also she loves when I ignore her kisses or initial sexual advances >she'll jump on me whenever I'm deeply focused on something else >she loves when I call her a dumb slut women are retarded. it wasn't worth the 24-year wait. I'll break up with her soon, I'm starting to get bored.

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: Anonymous 27 KB JPG 06/21/23(Wed)03:39:22 No.73748209 >get first gf at 35 >gf is such a bitch that never meets me half way >she was a hot girl that had a kid at 18 with the biggest retard possible >by the time she got to be she's so f------ vaxx damaged and medicated that I leave for work at 4pm and she's still sleeping and at 9pm I get home from work and she's just going back to bed >if I do get sex I end up finishing with my hand because she's such a retarded pill blob starfish bitch >live with her 16yo molly chewing compressed air huffing hot daughter >she leaves for 2 weeks after I put my foot down that she can't bring guys here to f--- or I'll call them f------ and beat them up if they talk back >gf rushes out the door to get in a car >comes home a bit later with her drunk daughter >daughter is stumbling around pissing herself hysterically saying she can't have a baby and she needs to call "Luke" to have him stay with her >"Luke" is on speaker phone going "ayy yo calm down get some sleep" Yup it's just all suffering, never do single moms. Especially if they have a daughter

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Anon won't watch this movie | /r/Greentext

DICAPRIO WINSLET JAMES CAMERON TITANIC 06/20/23(Tue)23:08:06 No.431415508 >the sub washes up on shore >rescue team rushes to open it >out steps Leonardo DiCaprio covered in zombie makeup >"ROSE YOU KILLED ME!" >w--?! this whole thing was a publicity stunt for the new movie >Titanic II: Jack is Back >movie bombs because they make Rose black 12 KB JPG i Anonymous (ID: h5+115pr

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Anon plays the piano | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/21/23(Wed)05:48:04 >want to start learning to play the i should buy a shotgun and blow my piano head off 2.27 MB GIF No.73749036 >look up tutorials on YouTube >get out electric keyboard >feel bad for having to learn from other people >play the song as the person in the video does >when they play it it sounds great, when I do it sounds like s--- >realise everything I play sounds bad, even just one individual note sounds like nails on a chalkboard when I play it >wonder if anyone heard me playing, either my family, or neighbours. how they would have sighed in resignation as they realised I was actually trying to be good at something. feel bad for putting them through my b-------, why the f--- would I think I could do this? why would I think I could be good at f------ anything? Am I really that F------- >close video >put keyboard away >don't do anything for the rest of the day >now feel bad any time I hear a piano, in any context I corrupt and ruin everything I touch. It's best for everyone that I stay out of their lives

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: Anonymous b. dcp 06/21/23(Wed)05:58:55 No.73749104 >>73748791 (OP) # 116 KB GIF Blackpill retardation strikes again! Someone's university homework >"A small majority of women expressed a mild preference for men over 5'10" tall" Blackpill morons >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE! ALL WOMEN WANT 6'6" TALL MEN WITH A METER LONG D---!!!!!!! 40 years of scientific studies >"A large majority of men reveal a strong preference of women with D cups or larger" Blackpill retards >Any woman can f--- whenever she wants to, flat chested women live on easy mode Non-survey analyses os couples >"It is very obvious that male physical attractiveness is not very impactful on sexual activity but male personality is key to mating success" blackpill retards >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FAKE! FAKE! OH GAWD, FAKE! I AM AN INCEL BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE A 9" D---, NOT BECAUSE WOMEN SCARE ME!!!!!!! >>73749117 # >>73749174 #

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