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Anonymous (ID: NS010Gag) 06/21/23(Wed)17:44:33 No.431479703 >be me >low IQ mouth breathing 4channner >decide I want to go to titanic >not content with viewing the already HD and 3d visuals already out there >gonna build a sub >letsdodis.jpb >get a tube >one window >two monitors >runs on windows 95 >gonna control it with a madcatz controller >has one button inside >have a look at DSV Alvin, one of the most successful dive subs ever >DSV Alvin has an escape pod >F--- that dont need it >DSV Alvin built from titanium >F--- that lets go strong plastic >Listen to James Cameron who says this is dangerous as f--- and he nearly died before doing this s--- >F--- that guy he knows s--- >lets see his sub >check out Deepsea Challenger >has oil pressure thrusters, LED lighting, has 180 onboard systems, fireproofing, dozens of comms systems etc >f--- that ima put a toilet in >oh s---, I need some handles from inside, I know I'll buy them from home depot. >sell tickets at $250k a pop >some boomers give me 500k but I dont take them on the trip >get taken to court >f--- them >refuse to hire '50 year old white men' because they are 'boring'. I can do this with college kids >Some guy who works for me tells me this is a really stupid, unsafe idea and we're all gonna die >fire that bitch. >lets see what the chinese do, they make cheap s--- >Check out Chinese 'Fendouzhe'. >Built by shipping company with net worth $110,000,000,000 >f--- it, back to the toilet tube >sell more tickets >Literally refuse to get the sub checked, approved or vetted by any governing body >our toilet window is only rated to 1000m. F--- it, im going down to 4000m >lets go see titanic on our windows 95 operated cameras >not gonna tether the sub to anything, that's for p------ >lesssgoooooooooo fire up the logitech gang! This is the type of s--- a 4channer would think is an amazing idea... And yet this s--- actually happened in the real world.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous (ID: NS010Gag) 06/21/23(Wed)17:44:33 No.431479703 >be me >low IQ mouth breathing 4channner >decide I want to go to titanic >not content with viewing the already HD and 3d visuals already out there >gonna build a sub >letsdodis.jpb >get a tube >one window >two monitors >runs on windows 95 >gonna control it with a madcatz controller >has one button inside >have a look at DSV Alvin, one of the most successful dive subs ever >DSV Alvin has an escape pod >F--- that dont need it >DSV Alvin built from titanium >F--- that lets go strong plastic >Listen to James Cameron who says this is dangerous as f--- and he nearly died before doing this s--- >F--- that guy he knows s--- >lets see his sub >check out Deepsea Challenger >has oil pressure thrusters, LED lighting, has 180 onboard systems, fireproofing, dozens of comms systems etc >f--- that ima put a toilet in >oh s---, I need some handles from inside, I know I'll buy them from home depot. >sell tickets at $250k a pop >some boomers give me 500k but I dont take them on the trip >get taken to court >f--- them >refuse to hire '50 year old white men' because they are 'boring'. I can do this with college kids >Some guy who works for me tells me this is a really stupid, unsafe idea and we're all gonna die >fire that bitch. >lets see what the chinese do, they make cheap s--- >Check out Chinese 'Fendouzhe'. >Built by shipping company with net worth $110,000,000,000 >f--- it, back to the toilet tube >sell more tickets >Literally refuse to get the sub checked, approved or vetted by any governing body >our toilet window is only rated to 1000m. F--- it, im going down to 4000m >lets go see titanic on our windows 95 operated cameras >not gonna tether the sub to anything, that's for p------ >lesssgoooooooooo fire up the logitech gang! This is the type of s--- a 4channer would think is an amazing idea... And yet this s--- actually happened in the real world.

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