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Anonymous (ID: NS010Gag) 06/21/23(Wed)17:44:33 No.431479703 >be me >low IQ mouth breathing 4channner >decide I want to go to titanic >not content with viewing the already HD and 3d visuals already out there >gonna build a sub >letsdodis.jpb >get a tube >one window >two monitors >runs on windows 95 >gonna control it with a madcatz controller >has one button inside >have a look at DSV Alvin, one of the most successful dive subs ever >DSV Alvin has an escape pod >F--- that dont need it >DSV Alvin built from titanium >F--- that lets go strong plastic >Listen to James Cameron who says this is dangerous as f--- and he nearly died before doing this s--- >F--- that guy he knows s--- >lets see his sub >check out Deepsea Challenger >has oil pressure thrusters, LED lighting, has 180 onboard systems, fireproofing, dozens of comms systems etc >f--- that ima put a toilet in >oh s---, I need some handles from inside, I know I'll buy them from home depot. >sell tickets at $250k a pop >some boomers give me 500k but I dont take them on the trip >get taken to court >f--- them >refuse to hire '50 year old white men' because they are 'boring'. I can do this with college kids >Some guy who works for me tells me this is a really stupid, unsafe idea and we're all gonna die >fire that bitch. >lets see what the chinese do, they make cheap s--- >Check out Chinese 'Fendouzhe'. >Built by shipping company with net worth $110,000,000,000 >f--- it, back to the toilet tube >sell more tickets >Literally refuse to get the sub checked, approved or vetted by any governing body >our toilet window is only rated to 1000m. F--- it, im going down to 4000m >lets go see titanic on our windows 95 operated cameras >not gonna tether the sub to anything, that's for p------ >lesssgoooooooooo fire up the logitech gang! This is the type of s--- a 4channer would think is an amazing idea... And yet this s--- actually happened in the real world.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
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