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Anonymous Made out with coworker 06/20/23(Tue)14:38:13 No.29180273 >Stacy coworker (I'm an incel, ugly face, 6'4 DYEL lanklet) has been acting really nice to me lately for no apparent reason >Go out to eat lunch together a few times >She said she had nothing to do (last) Saturday >Jokingly tell her to come to a rave with me >She actually agrees, but says she's unsure and hasn't been before 196 KB JPG >Just tell her that I'll take care of her and to meet me at 11pm on Saturday >Go rave >Get really drunk, she's having fun dancing with me >Sit down to take a break from dancing, she gets touchy and I just go for it and we make out for a good 20 minutes >Go back to dancing until 5 AM >Head home (same train, she gets off earlier) >We sober up in the train >I spill my spaghetti and say "well about the kissing, we were both drunk and it was in good fun, right? nothing more" >She gets kinda irritated >Ask her what's wrong, point out how I took glances and she gets flooded by guys on Snapchat, tell her that I'm a loser she shouldn't want anything more with me, that I wasn't even expecting her to show up, that she should date one of them they're better, etc. >She just says "whatever" and stops talking to me >Haven't texted her until today, entire day at work was awkward as f--- I have shitten where I eat, how do I salvage this I just want to be friends. She's too popular with guys and I don't want to be controlling. She is religious and told me she wanted someone w/ the same beliefs before. She also acts too much like a hoe on social media and again I don't want to make anyone quit their hobbies for a relationship. w-- do I do, I've known her for 2 years

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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