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Post your standards for gf Mine: - 16 to 19 years old 287 KB JPG - Virgin, has never seen a penis, has never thought of a man sexually. - 170 to 175cm tall, small-medium boobs, pink n------, wide hips, feminine fat distribution, very little muscle mass. - Either strawberry blonde with blue eyes or light brown hair with green eyes; wavy hair ideally, porcelain white skin, with rosy cheeks, and visible veins. - Takes care of her body but doesn't mind eating more during special occasions and gaining a few pounds after pregnancy. - Hobbies and interest are cute and feminine; cooking, baking, sewing, embroidery, reading, playing classical instruments (piano, violin, flute, etc), singing, gardening, flower arranging, birdwatching, stargazing, traditional archery, airgun/rimfire target shooting. - Dresses in a cute feminine way; dresses with lace, in pastel colors and white; traditional European inspired styles, dresses always below knee-high, might wear clothes with more skin exposed in presence of me and close family/friends alone. Wears pantyhose/stockings most of the time. Never wears pants or sneakers outside athletic activities. Uses cute, tasteful jewelry gifted my me all the time. - Doesn't work, doesn't drive, doesn't curse, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink outside a cup of wine with meals or champagne, doesn't talk to strangers unless necessary, specially with male strangers, doesn't have male friends. Doesn't have strong opinions of her own, no political opinions except being pro-family. - Devout Roman Catholic - Wants kids, doesn't take the pill, always begging to get filled with my seed. - Doesn't mind me spending my entire paycheck in guns and cars - Loves me dearly, is compassionate and understanding of my flaws and mistakes. 85 Replies/17 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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