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>you had no friends in school >you got bullied >"get together in groups kids" >your stomach cramps and you nearly gag >at home you play video games, watch videos, anything that makes you escape reality >fast forward, you are in your mid to late 20s >the time of exploration is over >your peers backpacked through New Zealand >they grew up, became adult and built a life 434 KB JPG >they guy who threw a garbage can after you ten years ago has his second child on the way >it is 4am and you stare at a woman spreading her legs on your screen >you start a game you invested 2000 hours into >you aren't even good at it >you don't on try to escape from the world outside anymore >you try to escape from your feelings >you failed >you failed and there is nothing you can do about it >and the soul crushing fact >it could have been different

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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>taking photos of my girlfriend's body and using them as models for Al, getting sexy results >gf agrees to open an OnlyFans, split the proceeds 50/50 >find a niche, butthole photos >offering 25% sub discount in bio with a butthole pic and it says "IMAGINE YOU WERE SLOBBERING ON THIS" >freaks love this s---, can't pay enough for every angle >all the buttholes look like my gf's, but she hasn't ever seen her butthole 1.69 MB PNG >gf mentions Al buttholes don't look well cleaned >it's literally what her butthole looks like >we're saving for a car with this money, almost there Should I tell her this is what hers actually looks like or just let it ride?

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Anon invents dark matter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/15/23(Thu)11:18:39 No.10849734 >be physicist >making stupid f------ equations for something nobody cares about >stumble upon issue with calculations, it isn't lining up >realize I might have to consider that I'm wrong on the laws of physics >invent "dark matter" out of my ass and add it to the equation as another variable, literally no proof of it existing >equation finished >realize I have to explain dark matter >ohfuck.jpg >"uhmm, well its invisible and very rare and uhh.. also can do a lot but WE DONT KNOW EVERYTHING so DONT ASK ANYMORE QUESTIONS" >everyone falls for it f------ retards

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Smartest 4Chinner | /r/Greentext

A 0.38% 75 100 125 50 Results Your IQ is 64 Your Name... 150 Highcharts.com Your IQ is in the top 99.62% In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than 4 of them. mensa_application.png 49 KB PNG Is there anything in science I can do with an iq of 64? It is my favorite subject.

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Anon has an... interesting coping method | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 46 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)00:52:54 No.900959276 >recently asked a cute waitress out >we had been chatting here and there for a few weeks, thought we had a good thing going >she apologizes and says she had a bf >i tell her no worries, her bf is a lucky guy >ask if we can still be friends and she smiles and says of course >i leave restaurant >pay a homeless man $50 to let me beat him up for 10 minutes >feel better how do you deal with rejection, anons?

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Reddit irritates Anon....... | /r/Greentext

>be you >pathetic redditfag >can't make original memes >steal greentexts from 4chan f--- you

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Anon helps his prom date | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 35 KB JPG 06/14/23(Wed)20:27:01 No.900945524 this is the only place i could think of to finally talk about this >be me >senior year >ask crush of 6 years to prom >she says yes, heard she was waiting on me to ask her >go to prom >she essentially ignores me, goes off with her friends and I stay with my other classmates >later learn that she had a boyfriend that she didn't tell me about and went with me because they were arguing at the time all this time later and i still have feelings for her and no other woman. i wonder why she didnt feel the need to tell me she had a boyfriend and use me just to get back at him. i thought she was finally showing affection back towards me after years of trying to be in a relationship with her. shes still with that same boyfriend and she always posts about him fighting with her. View Thread

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Leaked Oppenheimer script | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/23(Wed)11:14:18 No.186335508 images.jpeg-19.jpg 6 KB JPG >If you drop that bomb, my boy, the Japanese will become even more powerful than you ever imagined. >So it's gonna hurt us more than its hurts them, huh? >Exactly. >I can deal with those odds. >Just dont gamble your life away. God doesnt not play dice with the Universe. >You and your dice, again. It's an old game for old men. >God is very, very old. >I dont believe in your Jewish G-d. Now Shiva, I can dig that. The destroyer of worlds. It has a nice ring to it. >And when you destroy the world, what then? >We build it anew. From chaos comes order *flashes Freemason ring to the camera*. >But the Protocols say that your kind will be destroyed as well. >Theres only one way to find out. I'm no Einstein, just an Oppenheimer. *puts on hat and walks away into sunset* >Dont forget I'm the one that came up with E=MC squared >If only I E=MC cared, Doc. If only I cared.

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Anon makes her teacher life harder | /r/Greentext

13 KB JPG >be me > sitting in class minding my own business > my fat angry hairy c--- Karen teacher enters the classroom > killme.png > teacher is angry today > slams the door and starts to rant about something > teacher directs her anger towards me for no reason > she starts yelling and everyone in the classroom starts to laugh > feels humiliated > decide I wont take this crap by a whale > begins plotting my revenge plan > next day > sneaks into my teachers office during lunch time. All the teachers are gone because they want everyone to be included during lunch kek > my master plan is to steal stuff that she uses regularly to make her day harder > starting with something small, such as a pack of sticky notes. Also steals all her pens and and a stapler > next day we hear nothing so I much continue > go into her office at the same time as yesterday > this time I take her stamp with her name she uses to send letters and s--- > also steal her favorite coffee mug >next day teacher is furious and rants about not finding her belongings > other students starts noticing it too, finding it amusing > one day I decide to take it up a notch > I enter her office and takes her f------ office chair > since she is a fat c--- she has this specialized wide office chair, which means it cant be replaced easily > Teacher's face turns beet red, unable to hide her anger anymore >She starts accusing the class of conspiring against her >But little does she know, it was all my doing > to end it all I plan my last thievery > enter her office as usual > open up her drawer > takes her keychain with her carkeys, home keys etc > also take off her HDMI Cable, with her keyboard and computer mouse

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Anon travels the world. | /r/Greentext

ntermission: 21 HELLO! My name is... JEFF Daiva lil panic attack Ghost 4 30 30 970 SIGMA ULI 70 800 70 780 22 740 620 620 2.81 MB JPG >be me >be american >get shot >move to england >get stabbed >move to africa >starve >move to australia >fall off earth

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Anon on the Mandela effect | /r/Greentext

218KIB, 894x919, 1621554788450.jpg Anonymous Mon 04 Oct 2021 20:14:07 No.157213222 Quoted By: >>157213289 >>157213329 >>157214558 >HOOOOO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT >ARE YOU TELLING ME >ARE YOU SAYING >ARE YOU SAYING >THAT I AND A FEW OTHER RANDOM PEOPLE MISREMEMBERED A MINOR DETAIL ABOUT YY FFFFFUCCCKIJIIIIING SOMETHING??!?!!!?!??)??!???? >DUUUUDDDEEEEEEEE I AM LITERALLY F------ CUMMMMMINGGNG >THIS >THIS IS >THIS MUST BE THE View >MMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDEELLLLLAAAAA EEEEFFFFFFEEEEECCCCCTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!!!! >ZZZZZZZOOOOKMGMGMMGMGGGGGGGGG HOLYYYYY S--- THIS SI F------ UNBLIEVALE HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY HAVE HAPPENEDDDDE >DUUUUUUDDEEEEEEEE.........THIS BASICALLY CONFIRMS MY THEORY ABOUT TIMELINE SHIFFTTTSSSS THAT I SAW ON REDDIT AND YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >THATS THE ONLY EXPLANATION!!!!!!!!!!.!:!,); $,!!!!!! >OH MY F------ SCIENCE HOW COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE ANY CLEARER WE F------ CHANGED DINENSIONAL TIMELINES..... >HUMAN MEMORY IS FLAWED? NAH DUDE YOUR JUST ONE OF THOSE RELIGIOTARD SHEEP.... .NANDELA EFFECT CONFIRMS TIMEINE SHIFTS AND BIG BANG AND S--- BRO WATCH MORE SCIENCE VIDOES ON YOUTUBE........ >SCIENCE IM A F------ GENIUS

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Anon tries flirting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 778420317 309.8 kB PNG 9 min ago .. >be me >not good socially >bad at flirting with girls so I don't do it too much >have female friend who I am really close with >start to developed feelings for her >she tells me she was molested as a kid >fast forward a few weeks and we're snap chatting each other >she said she wanted to see a pic of me when I was younger >I send one and she sends one back >autismactivated.exe >decide nows the time to flirt with her I can see why you were molested as a kid >she opened it and hasn't responded I'm too afraid to reach out to her. How bad did I f--- up /b/?

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Anon gets scammed | /r/Greentext

was it worth it? No.73680710 4 minutes ago red-devil-cartoon-character-with-facial-expression_ 1308-67793.jpg JPG 45.8 KiB 420x626 >in highschool >about to ask a cute girl out >she doesn't seems to hate me or anything, s---- going well >the exam was coming >nervous af because I am not that bright >Studying at home >Wish that I can understand everything >suddenly my windows glowed in an eerie red hue >some dark figure waved at me >I waved back >next thing I know was that I am sleeping on the family couch >went to the exam nervous af because I spent my study time sleeping >somehow knows how to do everything >got good grades >but the girl I was asking out just now outright hates me for no reason >blocks me on instagram, ignores me and just being an a------ to me in general >but hey, I got to go to college so it isn't that bad can I sue the devil for striking deals with me without my permission?I didn't get laid because of that f-----

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>you had no friends in school >you got bullied >"get together in groups kids" >your stomach cramps and you nearly gag >at home you play video games, watch videos, anything that makes you escape reality >fast forward, you are in your mid to late 20s >the time of exploration is over >your peers backpacked through New Zealand >they grew up, became adult and built a life 434 KB JPG >they guy who threw a garbage can after you ten years ago has his second child on the way >it is 4am and you stare at a woman spreading her legs on your screen >you start a game you invested 2000 hours into >you aren't even good at it >you don't on try to escape from the world outside anymore >you try to escape from your feelings >you failed >you failed and there is nothing you can do about it >and the soul crushing fact >it could have been different

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