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: Anonymous HOW >stroking my c--- while 02/03/23(Fri)20:46:34 No.72086622 1.92 MB GIF watching p--- on my phone >both pc and mobile have the same wifi connection >out of nowhere brand new phone run out of batteries with no prior warning >turn my pc on >pc out of nowhere disconnected from the wifi connection, it requiers to put the password again >I used to have the password on a piece of paper a long time ago >can't find it >I have the wifi password on a whatsapp chat message >wpp web is not open >for f--- sake >phone doesn't turn on until it charges a bit >retarded socket is to wide, it takes a while to adjust what is plugged to it to give it power >need to constatly readjust or else it will never charge >done, wait a while, turn the phone on >wifi is connected on mobile, neat >open whattsapp, find the chat >the password is not there anymore, for some reason many old mesages are missing >??????????????????? >thats fine, i can just see the password of the currently connected wifi >new android devices can't do that, can just show a qr code >apparently third party apps can show it to me >dowload apps >extremly tech iliterate, don't know how to get the permisions. >give up and ask for the land lord for the password again >after 4 hours it answers >pc connects to the wifi >boner dead WHO THE F--- HEXED ME?

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