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: Anonymous 06/11/23(Sun)10:06:07 No.29117611 Why I'm such a terrible friend? >never felt interested by my friend despite being from opposite genders >she is pretty but mildly chubby >she is shy and i introverted >suddenly she tells me how she got some new friends at gym >one of these "friends" is a guy she likes >i encourage her to go after him because I think it's alright for her to meet new people and challenge herself 25 KB JPG >out of nowhere she tells me that she is dating him and that he kissed her >lie to her face about how happy im for her but in fact I'm raging about it Why? I mean, i never liked her before, but suddenly I'm feeling territorial about her, i don't want her to have a boyfriend, i don't want her to pay attention to someone else, i don't want her to touch, to kiss or do something like that with another man, even if the thought never crossed my mind before now she is all what I'm thinking about. I don't get it, i don't understand my own feelings. I mean she is a chubby tard obsessed with anime and a terrible dress code but she is MY chubby tard with a terrible dressing sense. I don't want her to be with someone else. Should i tell her that i want her now? I want her for me and only me.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: maxresdefault.jpg (115 KB, 1280x720) Anonymous 06/10/23(Sat)14:16:54 No.186192135 Boil potatoes. Mash potatoes. Roundhouse kick a potato into a stew. Slam dunk a baby potato into the deep fryer. Wash dirty spuds. Marinate in a potato's jacket. Slice potatoes into fries. Stir fry potatoes in a wok. Toss potatoes into a salad. Put butter onto a baked potato. Judo throw potatoes into a pot. Peel potatoes' skins off. Report potatoes to the FDA. Chop potatoes in half. Parboil potatoes. Wrap potatoes in aliminium foil. Crush potatoes with a meat tenderiser. Fry potatoes in a vat of butter. Eat potatoes. Dice potatoes. Grow potatoes in a greenhouse. Cut potatoes with steel knives. Bake potatoes in the oven. Roast potatoes. Mandatory salt for potatoes. Grind potatoes in the blender. Drown potatoes in gravy. Garnish potatoes with a herb blend. Kick old potatoes into the compost. Feed potatoes to your family. Slice potatoes with a santoku knife. >>186193789

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File: through-the-eyes-of-jonse(...).png (335 KB, 1200x600) Anonymous 06/10/23 (Sat)21:29:26 No.186201040 >>186201237 >>186201961 >>186202219 >>186202238 >>186202259 >>186203445 >>186203456 >>186203477 >>186203514 >>186203518 >>186203609 >>186203776 >>186204117 >>186204149 >Meow What the f---? What did he mean by this?

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: Anonymous (ID: e3dVvhv4) Center Left 0 Right Far Left Far Right 61 KB PNG 06/11/23(Sun)11:23:34 No.430232240 This s----- image board is literally feminists and commies but opposite, best example of the horseshoe theory. >Talk to leftists irl >"I think abortion is immoral, trans women and men arent real women and men" >REEEEEEEEEEE YOU ARE A F------ RACIST HOMOPHOBIC NAZI!! STOP TRYING TO KILL JEWS AND MINORITIES!!! >On /Pol/ >"I dont think all women are souless w-----, the "6ft bias" applies in online dating, also most immigrants are good as long as theyre legal, and being a step father is a good thing as long as you have children of your own" >REEEEE YOU ARE A F------ KEK BASEDBOY T-----, YOU F------ F-- NIG K---, STOP TRYING TO SHILL TO THE JEW, WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL BABIES???? literally the same, Tumblr, Reddit, and 4chan /pol/ are good evidence that we live in a simulation and the programmer was to lazy to give you f---- unique dialogue so they just swapped some words around, get a life.

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Once the realization has been made by the masses that WW3 has started THE BUBBLE WILL FINALLY POP selling will be as intense, if not more so, than March of 2020. We will see 2-3k down days again in the DOW. The market will crater, housing will crash, rates will spike, the USDX will leap towards 120. The Dow will crater down to 18-21k, housing will crash roughly 25%, and commodities will get crushed >sauce: archive ph/toiws Feds Preparing for Gun Confiscations Thanks to horrible governmental policy, debt insolvency, systemic corruption, economic sabotage, soaring fertilizer prices, insane geo-engineering warfare against populations and the war in Ukraine, global food supplies have been getting plundered. So we really needed a banner year for agricultural production in both the United States and Europe in 2022 and that is not happening. In fact, unprecedented 'drought' is absolutely devastating crops all over the northern hemisphere. In 2023, there simply is not going to be enough food for everyone: 2 Replies 771 KB JPG : Anonymous >>900731666 (OP) # Dat bitch got kankles. I got a thing for kankles. View Thread 06/10/23(Sat)21:15:23 No.900732322

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