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Anon´s name is Sh*niqua | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)18:41:17 No. 182809413 [Reply] ► >>182811226 >>182810733 >installed a toilet bidet >hooks up straight to the pipeage >drop my pants >test it out even though i dont need to poo >try out first level >"hmm ok" >turn the pressure up by one >"hey this is pretty good" >switch it to max setting >penetrates my a------ >watery s--- comes out for the next 10 seconds non stop >am still butt hurt two hours after >can feel my a------ not puckering >feel like i could s--- myself even at the slightest of farts w-- /int/ told me these things were good for you? Showing all replies](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/600/698/a4e.png "Anon feels a watery sensation up his butt | /r/Greentext")
![MRE MENU D PORK RIB Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue)01:30:54 No.738522955 [Reply] Greentext thread I'll start >Be me >Be 17 >Brother comes back from Iraq >Brings home a bunch of pork rib MRE's (Basically military rations) >Tells me to try some >Looks disgusting >Try it >notbad.png >eat 3 bags >Worst mistake of my life >Next day >My stomach makes the loudest whale call I've ever heard >somethingsnotright.jpg >Book it to bathroom >A tactical shitstrike was eminent >Pull down pants an slap my ass down on the toilet >Let out a huge fart that sounded like a 30mm Gatling gun PPPFPPFPFFRRRRRRRRTTRTRTT.mp3 >Turd starts to budge >The agony >Attempt to force out the massive log that took refuge in my rectum >nothing >Push with the force of 2 US army Sherman tanks >Nada >Utter a legit battlecry to get my diaphragm to push with enough force >Brother sitting in the other room >Audible keks >A------ expanding to sizes beyond human understanding > Tears in my eyes >Feel the sharpest pain ever experienced by man >Hear massive "KER-PLUNK" in the toilet followed by a loose, wet fart >itsdone.exe >Scared to look into toilet >For when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back >It had the length and width of a can of Monster energy drink >Can hardly stand up >Walk out of the bathroom after experiencing the most violent r--- >Tears in my eyes, and visibly exhausted >My brother's sides are in orbit How do people eat that s---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/600/583/f07.jpg "Anon s---- his guts out | /r/Greentext")
![- File: Killme.png (274 KB, 385x242) sadness drooping upper eyelids sing focus in eyes sight pulling down of p corners Visceral regret after f------ a femboy Anonymous 07/25/23(Tue) 10:13:13 No.74152235 [Reply]► >>74156496 >>74156581 >>74156714 >Early twenties guy >Zero luck with women despite having had multiple short term relationships and sexual encounters >Match with a femboy on a straight dating app >Gut feeling tells me that what I'm doing is disgusting and unnatural if not a crime against nature altogether as I halfheartedly go along with his perverted sexting So lonely and desperate that I end up going to his place a few days later >He's a femboy, but markedly less feminine than he seemed >Korean ESL with godawful unattractive accent and terrible "dirty talk" >Already began dissociating the moment I entered, felt like it was too late to back out due to how in shock I was >At the same time felt bad for him, he seemed genuinely as lonely as I was >End up forcing myself to make out with him after he prompts me to, he blows me and gives me a h------ as I rim him >Vividly uncomfortable to the point that I feel like my mind is shutting down to protect itself from the horrific act I'm reluctantly partaking in >Jesus Christ what the f--- am I doing >This goes on for what feels like hours >Manage to c-- from physical stimulation alone, cognitive dissonance prevents me from feeling any sort of arousal or pleasure >He swallows it all the same and seems oblivious to how awful it is for me >We "cuddle" and awkwardly chat while I'm contemplating suicide internally >We start f------ again somehow, make it f------ stop >Finish again on his face >Force myself to fall asleep while the little f------ freak holds me >Wake up 6 hours later >Fresh horror sinks in as I realize over again what happened >Groggily eek out that I have to leave >Do so while feeling both spiritually and mentally dead inside while simultaneously feeling like I've just escaped some kind of demented afterlife reserved only for the most detestable human beings imaginable >This was 4 days ago >I'm feeling worse each day about what happened I've never felt so f------ violated in my entire life.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/629/612/2d7.png "Anon has an encounter with a femboy | /r/Greentext")
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