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Anon,is it really your fault? | /r/Greentext
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![MRE MENU D PORK RIB Anonymous 07/11/17 (Tue)01:30:54 No.738522955 [Reply] Greentext thread I'll start >Be me >Be 17 >Brother comes back from Iraq >Brings home a bunch of pork rib MRE's (Basically military rations) >Tells me to try some >Looks disgusting >Try it >notbad.png >eat 3 bags >Worst mistake of my life >Next day >My stomach makes the loudest whale call I've ever heard >somethingsnotright.jpg >Book it to bathroom >A tactical shitstrike was eminent >Pull down pants an slap my ass down on the toilet >Let out a huge fart that sounded like a 30mm Gatling gun PPPFPPFPFFRRRRRRRRTTRTRTT.mp3 >Turd starts to budge >The agony >Attempt to force out the massive log that took refuge in my rectum >nothing >Push with the force of 2 US army Sherman tanks >Nada >Utter a legit battlecry to get my diaphragm to push with enough force >Brother sitting in the other room >Audible keks >A------ expanding to sizes beyond human understanding > Tears in my eyes >Feel the sharpest pain ever experienced by man >Hear massive "KER-PLUNK" in the toilet followed by a loose, wet fart >itsdone.exe >Scared to look into toilet >For when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back >It had the length and width of a can of Monster energy drink >Can hardly stand up >Walk out of the bathroom after experiencing the most violent r--- >Tears in my eyes, and visibly exhausted >My brother's sides are in orbit How do people eat that s---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/600/583/f07.jpg "Anon s---- his guts out | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 2014-12-10 00:12:51 Post No.3707165 [Report] Quoted by: >>3707208 >>3707241 >>3707424 >>3708642 >>3713284 >>3714128 >>3715323 >>3715500 File: Ruka.png (612 KB, 907x588) Image search: [Google] >I was16 Pre-hrt MIF >Stay in my (female) cousins room, at my uncle's house when My dad's goes somewhere. >Secretly Dress up in her close when I'm home there alone. >Do it frequently for months >I'm in obvious female clothes with make up and stuff on because my uncle said they would be out all day. >Door suddenly opens >. >For some reason I freeze and can't move, even if i could there's nothing I can do. >Cousin's boyfriend walks in >"Oh. are you Anon's girlfriend? Sory, I was Just getting something for (Cousin's name)." >As he's walking out, he turns around. >Starts walking closer >"hold on you look familiar" >I start shaking really bad >He bursts out laughing >"Your Anon!" >Start crying >He says to not worry he won't tell anyone if I do something for him >Small southern town USA have no other choice. >Starts off as a small sexual thing >Eventually it develops into full blown r---. >Starts asking me to send him pictures and stuff >I comply, but record the conversations and text messages >I then blackmail him. he has alot more to lose than I do, plus I have proof. >Get him to buy me clothes and other things. >Make him beg me not to tell anyone occasionally >Months go buy >Cousin crying in her room >"Hey what's wrong" | say >Find out that her boyfriend killed himself >Run outside and smash my phone into tiny pieces >Can't stop shaking >Dad starts asking me if l'm gay >"N-no w-what makes you say that???" >Explains to me that cousin's boyfriend said that he loved me in his suicide note..](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/344/684/5ea.png "Anon gets caught cross dressing. | /r/Greentext")
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