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: Anonymous 17 KB JPG 4 Replies 06/04/23(Sun)07:00:17 No.73555204 >americans are fat and dumb >americans always get the most of medals in every olympic and 3/4 of the best universities on earth are american Which one is it then? View Thread

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anon is scared | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous please help 06/04/23(Sun)10:58:14 No.73554266 >be me >have friend i met from /soc/ >ive known him for 5-7ish months now idk its been awhile >begins pestering me for a photo of myself >ok fine, i said i would eventually anyways. il send him one >hes now asking for pictures of my c--- despite being supposedly straight >wont stop asking for one w-- >is now bothering me about random stuff ive said from months ago, like how i once joked about jerking off on call for 5 hours. i dont even remember saying something like that desu. 20 KB GIF >is progressively getting more pushy and creepy, even after ive told him no and turned him down multiple times im kinda scared desu, idk what to do. he was a great friend, and my only close one at that. i dont just wanna cut him off but this is getting a bit much for me to handle. what should i do?

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Here we go, the world is spinning. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 181 KB JPG Anonymous 63 KB JPG >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? >>120222100 # >>120222210 # 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha >>120222210 # >>120222229 #

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Anonine creeps out a incel | /r/Greentext

got ghosted by an incel i stal(...) 288 KB PNG 06/04/23(Sun)05:59:03 No.73552372 >be me, fembot >meet guy online >we have a TON in common, click perfectly >immediately fall in love with him >got banned on the server I met him in, can't contact him anywhere >have to resort to searching up his username >eventually find his social media >way too nervous to just message him since I'd be creepy, start stalking him instead. >become obsessed with him, search up his profiles every single day and what he likes/doesn't like >after half a year, got the courage to finally make a new account on one of his social platforms and message him >check if he replied every single day, until he responded almost a month later >actually cried when I saw he messaged me back, I missed him so much >after talking a bit more, decide to confess how obsessed with him I was >he liked me back!! >start romantically talking for around a month, until he just ghosts me >dead silence, not a single response to anything I said, doesn't even open my messages >still posts online so I know he's ghosting me >i loved him and he f------ throws me away are men even capable of love? 42 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon is a typical American high school student | /r/Greentext

GAHD BLESS AMERIGA American HS Student (ID: NABKEXQe) God Bless America! >Be American High School student >Wake up at 4:00am after my long 3 hour sleep >Depression and Anxiety instantly kicks in after my eyes open >go to kitchen to have my healthy breakfast of Sugar-o's and mountain dew >take my 5 different ADHD meds as perscribed by Dr. Goldberg >arrive at school for my 8 hours of standardized test prep >announcement comes on over loudspeaker >"P.E and Recess have both been removed in order to accommodate time for more algebra equations" >I need to use the bathroom halfway through class >can't figure out which of the 12 bathrooms I'm supposed to use... thanks Obama >walk in the one that I think is the boys bathroom >pull my d--- out to piss >get put on sex offender registry for having my d--- out >10 seconds later I'm molested by a 50 year old t----- >t----- is applauded for "their" courage >head back to class >school gets shot up for the 3rd time today >somehow the shooter gets past the gun-free zone signs on the doors >get shot in leg, as our kevlar school uniforms only protect our torso >clap loudly to summon ambulance >ambulance arrives and the driver pulls out a debit card reader >asks me to swipe my debit/credit card >I have no money since I'm a broke high school student >ambulance leaves me behind 10/29/17(Sun)17:14:45 No.147136981 ► >I'm billed $4,000 anyway >school principle suspends me for being shot, as it relates to guns and guns are offensive GAHD BLESS THE UUUUESSSSAAAAA

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Anon got the rizz | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 18 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)11:24:18 No.73554412 >Be friend with girl that I smoke weed with >She invites me to friend group of stoners >All female >Start hanging with them >Few months go by >At music festival with them high on Ecstasy >Only guy in the group >They start to use me as a fake boyfriend in front of guys they don't want to talk to going as far as to make out with me >mfw I got to make out with 6 attractive stoner girls without trying on Ecstasy

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Anon bonds with dad | /r/Greentext

Welcome 24 Hour Dre >"How are they?" >"They are luke warm" This just happened tonight Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:18 No.73554221 ► >>73554225 >>73554261 >Midnight >Dad driving me and him home from work(we work at the same place) >Dad asks me if I am hungry >"No, I am okay" >"You sure? I will ask again once we get off the highway" >"Alright, if you are going to order something for me, I will just consider it my lunch for tomorrow" >"Alright" >He always asks them to be fresh, never anything else >He even gives me the Mcdonalds bag to test if they are fresh >He gives me the bag and I taste the fries >Dad goes to the usual Mcdonalds that go to when we are heading home from work >For some reason I have never bothered to ask until recently, he has this fixation on the fries being fresh >"Are they hot?" >"No, just warm" >He takes a fry from the bag and puts it in his mouth >Honks the horn >"Dad, please, please dad, Don't do this" >"We can get sick from this, I am not eating this and neither are you" >"Dad, it only takes 10 to 15 minutes for fries to get warm like that" >Cashier comes back >He starts cussing >Cashier is doing the refund >"Hey, these fries are not hot" >"Oh, I can reheat them for you" >"Give me a refund for everything" >I'm feeling second hand embarrassment, and wonder if this is going to take another 10 minutes >"Dad" >"Stop it! I paid for this! I am not paying for this s---!" >As he is giving it to the cashier, the bag falls through his hands >"F---!" Anonymous 06/04/23(Sun)03:48:52 No.73554225 >>73554244 >>73554282 >>73554221 (OP) >"Do not ever take me here ever again, I do not want to be here ever again dad" >"You won't be here again" >"Did you hear what she said? She offered to reheat them! Dipping it back in oil can make us SICK!" >"I worked in fast food places son, I know the safety protocols, she was going to get us SICK!" >"What is your fixation on fries? Why do you never ask for a fresh burger?" >My dad takes a 10 second pause >Says something to the affect of because the burgers(or fries, I did not really care to memorize what he said) are under lamps >As we are leaving, my dad says "Ma'am, you are going to get someone sick!" >"I am sorry I got excited there son, but this is what these people do! They will give us cold s--- that's been laying there at the end of the night and then take the fresh s--- home to feed their families!" Do you think he has mental issues? It's been a little over a year since we've been working together(I am 22 years old), since then, he has been showing a side of himself that I've rarely seen(I suppose because I never bonded with him much). This weird attitude of his will just manifest over silly trivial s---.

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Anon plays World of Warcraft | /r/Greentext

22 KB JPG >be me, playing WoW >play on asian servers because NA servers are too easy >2 Chinese players bully me >type "June 4th 1989, Tian an Men Square Massacre" >Both disconnect >mfw I just sent two inncoent children to a Chinese Labor Camp and got their whole family executed

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Anon can't understand | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 26 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)02:03:15 No.73550384 >Be me >Genuenly can't understand what is the mindset of /pol/ users >Like do they believe killing jews get them off of their 9/5 wagecuck mcdonalds job Imao

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Peace on earth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Peace on earth 89 KB JPG 06/04/23(Sun)02:38:11 No.116670109 >be me >be millionaire >talk about world peace non-stop >only thing I really did for world peace is sit I'm fancy hotel and do nothing for a few days > Physically abuse wife >emotionally abuse kids >be remembered as legend >pic related

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The story of throat-singing anon, this time compiled like rules say | /r/Greentext

File: img_(2).png (60 KB, 247x351) Throat-Singing Boymoder 03/05/23(Sun)10:25:34 No.29910333 [Reply] ► >boymoding in the mongolian empire >practicing my throat-singing skills to serve the Khan and get paid a lot of tugriks to pay for my feminizing potions >finally, my turn comes >I come to the centre of the stage >Khan is hiring new throat-singers because the previous Khan killed them all off >Khan makes a throat-singing contest >sell family heirloom trophy sword to get enough tugriks to pay the contest registration fee, plan to buy it back after winning or my dad will kill me >all the other contenders are balding old ugly monks >mfw I'm the only young person there >the Khan is looking at me from the second floor, sitting at his throne >sit down on a cushion and prepare my galshar >they sing really good though, perfect khoomei >start to get worried I just lost the family heirloom and will not be able to get enough money for feminizing potions to stop masculinizing >my turn comes next >start to play it >it's not really that hard considering it's just two strings >start singing what I practiced >"SUMBAYARUMJONGEKHONGESARAMBOKUHIBLIRIYESUVARAJYEWAJYEDORZOSUVALESESA >unpack my galshar >take a big sip from my leather bottle of koumiss to get that perfect golden vibration VALESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOYOOOYOYOOYOOY000000000" >finish singing >>after the contest ends the servant tells me to go to the Khan's quarters >think that I made it >go to his quarters >god they're so f------ shiny and golden >Khan is sitting on his other throne >stands up when he sees me enter the room >kneel before him >"Stand up, anon" >my natural thin fagvoice which is somehow also capable of throat-singing comes out of my mouth "y-yes sir" >f--- f--- f--- he's so much hotter up close >he's enormous, he must be at least 7 gishgam >he f------ towers my 5 gishgam self >"So, anon. You did well on that contest. Not to mention, you're the youngest of our contenders." >he looks down at me >"And I want to offer you a position" >finally finally it's happening >"As my concubine. >mfw Cont Throat-Singing Boymoder 03/05/23(Sun)11:55:12 No.29911344 ► >>29911495>>29912630 file: Picsart_23-03-05 11-23-32-946.png (1.53 MB, 3464x2309) B-be your concubine? But I'm a boy! >"A-as your concubine? B-but I'm a boy!" >"Oh don't be silly, anon. I know all about why you wanted to win this contest." >fucheknows >"Does a boy sell his family heirloom to register on a throat-singing contest to afford buying feminizing potions?" he looks me in the eyes >"Does a boy speak with such a thin voice despite being capable of grabbing the lowest notes of the kargyraa style?" he looks at my lips >"Does a boy have such a petite 5 gishgam tall body?" he glances at my lower half >"1-i-i'm a boyl I have a shodoi between my legs!" >"No, anon. I don't like boys. I'm not an ijil khuisten. But I like you. And I am chigeeree, therefore you must be a girl." >F--- I can't argue with that logic >"So, anon. Or rather, anonette. Do you accept my offer?" >"You will be provided with enough tugriks to make you and your family live as lords, the highest comforts fit for a beautiful concubine such as yourself, you will be respected by the empire's subjects, and in return you'll just have to... accompany me at night. >l blush and images of him having his way with me, unable to resist in any meaningful way flash through my mind >"Of course, you don't have to answer me right now. For now, I will provide you with luxurious quarters for you to think my offer over." >"You're free to go, anonette." >Still stunned and unable to speak I walk out of there and the servant leads me to my quarters >Lie down on the most comfortable bed I've ever lied on in my entire life >Look down >My little shodoi is rock hard >Hardest I've ever been >Pull my pants off and bite my tsamts with my mouth to not get it dirty >Start stroking my shodoi >Imagine the Khan's big hands grabbing me >Shodoi starts leaking pre-koum >Imagine sucking his giant Mongolian warlord shodoi while he puts his enormous hand on my head and guides me with it >F--- f--- f--- >C-- on my flat tummy harder than I ever did in my life, koumiss-like substance flies everywhere >Clean up and think about my response to the Khan Cont? Throat-Singing Boymoder 03/05/23(Sun)23:26:55 No.29928766 >Next morning wake up in clean sheets and a comfy bed surrounded by luxurious pillows >Blush remembering what happened yesterday >Lie on the bed for a couple more minutes before standing up >Think to myself "damn I must've just dosed off yesterday, didn't even have a proper look at this place" >Look around, god this place is big >Look out the window >Damn that's a nice garden >Wait what >This place has a f------ mirror?? >Holy hell this thing costs more than my life >Look at my reflection >Damn I have a nice ass >Damn I have a pretty face >"I can see why Khan considers me a woman now..." >Looks like buying those shady feminizing potions from that traveling merchant was a good decision... >Look at the big chest in front of my canopy Khan-size bed >OwO_whats_this.jpg >Jump off the bed like a cat >Check inside >It's concubine clothes >Blush and close it >My bag is right next to it >Look inside >Everything seems to be in place except for my spare clothes >Suddenly a servant barges into my room >"Breakfast is ready, ma'am" the servant says >"W-where did you put my clothes?" I say as I try to hide my fluster from being called ma'am >"The Khan took liberty to relieve you of your dirty boyish clothes. You can find your new clothes in that chest by your bed." >what >"You will be provided with whatever you may require for your comfort. For now, I will take my leave. Come down whenever you're ready." >The servant then leaves as I stand there astounded by what he said Throat-Singing Boymoder06/02/23(Fri)19:41:03 No.31250185 ► >>31250393 File: img_(4).png (362 KB, 711x1554) >Wake up next morning on a luxurious baldachin bed >Stretch and let out a moan >"God it feels like it's been 3 months since I last woke up" i say in my thin fagvoice that is also capable of taking the lowest notes of kargyraa >Look down shodoi >Notice that nothing is covering my horsepiss-induced t------, nor my >Remember yesterday and blush >"F--- I need some clothes" >Look for my stuff >Nowhere to be found >shitshitshit >Open the bedroom chest >Only girl clothes inside >fuckshitfuck >"l-i guess I don't have a choice, do 1?" >fuckhowdoiputiton come >A servant goes inside without warning and says "good morning ma'am, I to help you prepare for your meal with the Khan." >She stops in the middle of her line and looks at me being clearly stuck inside the buryat dress >smug_smirk.jpeg >"Allow me to help, ma'am" >She effortlessly puts the dress on me and starts working on my make-up >I look at myself in the bedroom mirror(which is extremely f------ expensive and rare) >I look exactly like >I look like a woman >Feel extremely happy >A certain Chinese philosopher Rai Blan Kard would probably have something to say about my emotions right now >Servant leaves me to my thoughts >Look in the mirror >Look in the mirror again >Start crying from happiness >"I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna make it." >I have decided. >I will agree to the Khan's offer. Cont. Throat-Singing Boymoder | 06/02/23(Fri)20:50:50 No.31250872 ► File: End.png (539 KB, 1920x1080) >ffw dining with Khan >"How do >"h-huh? oh, I >We both shodoi Ffw next a girl leaks I don't like boys, but I like you. Therefore you must be a girl. you like living in the palace?" asks the Khan year the best in a fagvoice you won't be needing the >"Oh, don't worry, those boy clothes either way, you are my woman after all." says Khan before laughing in a deep voice >"b-but I haven't even agreed yet!!" i mutter >"Sure, sure. So, why don't you play some Morin Khuur and throat-sing for me?" >"o-okay..." >the servants bring us an expensive decorated Morin Khuur and I take a sip of koumiss >After went smoothly >Mfw >Mfw >Mfw End. love it, but me >"MMMMMBADAIDEYOOOYADUYADAIDEYOOOO" >While I throat sing he puts his giant hand on my head and starts f------ petting >Immediately blush and get horny but still finish the song >"So, your time is up. What's your answer, Anonette?" the Khan asks, before caressing my cheek >"l-i agree. >"I haven't heard you, say it loud and clear." being your concubine!" >"Good girl." >The Khan starts making out with me >fuckfuckfuckaaaaaafiksdjfl >Brain fuckingshutsoff >"I agree to >We make all sorts >The Khan f------ bed chamber >He f------ tears massaging >Starts >mmmmghf -GOOD GIRL >He's destroying >I love every >"s-so this is how being moans of pleasure reach my moment of lewd noises picks >fffuck >He starts to lube up my khulan with his finger >ohgod >hesgonnadoit >Inserts his shodoi in my khulan >AAAAaaaaAAA and gentle and gets >Starts off slow >ajsdlakJSLDd I couldn't find my clothes and my other stuff" I respond my dress of me and groping my inner thighs the tiny sprouts me up and, while continuing to kiss me, takes me to his big feminized of off climax it a woman feels and he of koum potion-makers of rougher and rougher with each thrust khulan his giant shodoi I buyed back the heirloom I now live I made it. with koums like?" i think to myself while letting out deep inside my khulan, while my Mongolia synthesized estradiol my transition sword that I sold to join the contest happily as a concubine in a harem of the Khan

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fantastic action by anon..... | /r/Greentext

17 KB JPG >be me 18 year old >walking alone back from uni at night >i see some girl in a hoodie behind me >whatever.avi >i go forward several blocks taking multiple turns because autism (think shes following me) > suddenly she sprints forward and grabs my arm casually >"hey anon! its me from highschool! u remember?" >ive never seen this girl in my life >she then pushes me against a building wall and puts her hand on my benis >i close my eyes, autism kicks in >i kick her in the stomack with my knee >while she screams a tall fat bigger comes out of a car >"w-what the f-- u doin! >he had a knife >they were trying to rob me >escape into the shadows with a boner mfw when autism saved my life

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Anon talks about race and religion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous a 05/13/23(Sat)11:48:21 No.73299310 1 "It don't matter. None of this matters." Carl Brutananadilewski fY_zegwISNH765-X01nB9otgegsFGGxxilqQjaupRTw.jpg 655 KB JPG >every single major Religion, Philosophy, Faith, and Way of Life says your race/ethnicity doesn't matter AT ALL. In this life or the afterlife >people still want to construct racial beliefs using "science" and vague religious passages to enforce "the differences between the races" and their superiority over them

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