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38 216KB, 1797x1334, 278151128_525740808951844_66999944911353495 90_n.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2022 09:17:37 No.886788896 Quoted By: >>886788933 >>886789012 >>886789129 >>886789244 >>88678 >be me >grow up in a society that hates men >forced onto psychiatric drugs that ruined my brain >falsely accused of r--- by sibling >turns into a female to male >watch jeffery dahmer documentery >see a lot of myself in him. >also feel like Im close to killing someone. >falsely accused of r--- my 3 of my exs >falsely accused of r--- by a girl who claims everyone rapes her >falsely accused of being a p-------- >falsely accused of killing my cat >forced into relationships i didnt want to be in >no hard evidence of any of this >get gangstalked >severely mentally ill >disability declining >entered doomer stage 2 >cant even find the motivation to do anything anymore >drink myself to the point my liver now hurts >depression is sinking in heavily >now killed my first animal >feel dopamine for the first time in a long while Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2022 09:18:38 No.886788933 Report >>886788896 That someone should be yourself

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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It is unironically over | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 185759964 1.1 MB PNG 16 REPLIES 3 hr ago... >RARBG is dead >all other main torrent sites are long gone (kickass, original piratebay, demonoid, isohunt, etc) >just rutracker and 1337x remaining, neither of which have what RARBG did >HBO has nothing but a GoT prequel and is banking on raceswapped Harry Potter >nothing on the slate of any other service or channel Prestige TV literally died with Succession. Now the few things that remain won't even get talked about because nobody will actually pay, and pirates will be hunted down completely. It was a good run, from Sopranos to now, but it's over. 6 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon is a trans ally | /r/Greentext

AM BASS 1560055213519.jpg 68 KB JPG >>485183560 # >Find out friend is in a t----- discord >Wait until he starts testing the waters seeing if I'm okay with him coming out >"Yeah bro you do you" >Starts sending me pictures because they're all desperate attention w----- >Email them to his dad >Last online 86 days ago >>485184030 # >>485184096 # >>485184843 #

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Eating on a podcast with your mic on is just bad manners. Nobody should be doing that, fat or not. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 07/09/22(Sat)00:43:05 No.69343211 why do fat people NEVER stop eating? do they not realizing if they stop putting things in their mouth they wont be fat? >listening to podcast with headphones >theres ONE fat person on the podcast >every single second of every podcast they are stuffing their fat face with chips >just constantly hear crunching and their fat lips smacking >every single podcast it's the same thing >i hear the same fat f--- putting chips in their face and chewing with their lips smacking every second >every time i see a fat person they say "oh dude i just cant lose weight its my body" >meanwhile they are always spotted with a bag of chips in their arm or eating something how f------ hard is it to just STOP eating? does food not start to taste disgusting if you just eat it every second?

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Anon failed in judgement. | /r/Greentext

273 KB PNG Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up"

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Anon is cool | /r/Greentext

Some couple of cool facts and stories about me (enjoy): 159 KB JPG >Name: Chadwick Thundercock >Born from a Gamma-Ray Burst, crash landed onto earth >6ft9, 420 lbs shredded >18 time UFC heavyweight champion (retired cuz I killed off all competition) >Became the World Bank CEO at the age of 14 (they offered it) >Previous business venture: Selling my load to the sperm bank at 2 mill an ounce (women crave my seed) >18 inch dong (turns lesbians straight, and men gay) >Net worth: 69 billion >Governments all over the world pay their taxes to me Currently on a mission to lobotomize every troon that exists on this planet Earth Will be back with more cool stories

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Anon on depression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous You guys are the hypocrites 91 KB JPG 05/31/23(Wed)11:05:49 No.73511487 >man makes a thread about being depressed and having a terrible life >All the comments are telling him to either man up or kill himself >Woman makes a thread about being depressed and having a terrible life >All the comments are trying to help her situation and being supportive You always blame normalfag that do that IRL but you people do the same exact thing. You criticize them for what they do but you behave the same in the same exact circumstances. Whenever you point your finger on a normie for what they say or do, remember that you'd probably behave the same as them. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon rants about omnivores | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Omnivores are scum gettyimages 32 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)10:29:33 No.73298735 >If we don't eat and kill them other animals will That's as fallacious as saying >If I don't r--- her someone else will >If I don't kill him someone else will >If I don't rob him someone else will >If I don't vandalize it someone else will YOU SAVAGES!

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Anon gets spooked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 155 KB PNG 05/31/23(Wed)11:40:03 No.73511627 3 Replies >1:35 AM >"there's motion at your front door" >check it >don't see anything moving >hear an unusually large number of dogs barking in the clip >they sound really close to the doorbell camera >don't hear any dogs at all from my room >too scared to leave my room to check for sure what's going on out there I'm legit spooked. View Thread

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Anon goes to Thailand | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)10:37:36 No.110343129 File: mfw.png (321 KB, 696x623) >be me >decide to travel to somewhere >Thailand is actually pretty cheap >go there for a week >quite comfy >decide to treat myself >hire call-girl >she comes to my hotel room >strips >she doesnt have a penis >mfw what a waste of time and money

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Anon’s have spoken | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG : Anonymous she's a jew 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? >>789717298 # >Is a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money >Sexy as hell 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088

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Anon is most normal dog on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 05/31/23(Wed)02:32:16 No.900163309 <WOOF WOOF >I SMELL BITCHES >IM GONNA F--- SOME WHITE GIRLS <WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF! >PEANUT BUTTER P----!!!=| <WOOF! >WHIPPED CREAM N------ >*c---*

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Anons mom was wild | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >first day at the campus >the prof saw me and something ignited inside him >asked me is my mom (insert my mother's name) >Told me to call my mom when I asked him why the f--- does he have my mother's name >turns out he was my parent's old acquaintance >my dad's college classmate and mom's ex when they were still hippies >Mom was almost married to him because his 133 KB JPG 05/31/23(Wed)15:01:01 No.73512661 amazing rendition of the Beatles, only chose my dad instead because he was funnier >tfw I will have to learn from the man who railed my mother before my dad for 3 whole years 5 Replies View Thread

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38 216KB, 1797x1334, 278151128_525740808951844_66999944911353495 90_n.jpg View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2022 09:17:37 No.886788896 Quoted By: >>886788933 >>886789012 >>886789129 >>886789244 >>88678 >be me >grow up in a society that hates men >forced onto psychiatric drugs that ruined my brain >falsely accused of r--- by sibling >turns into a female to male >watch jeffery dahmer documentery >see a lot of myself in him. >also feel like Im close to killing someone. >falsely accused of r--- my 3 of my exs >falsely accused of r--- by a girl who claims everyone rapes her >falsely accused of being a p-------- >falsely accused of killing my cat >forced into relationships i didnt want to be in >no hard evidence of any of this >get gangstalked >severely mentally ill >disability declining >entered doomer stage 2 >cant even find the motivation to do anything anymore >drink myself to the point my liver now hurts >depression is sinking in heavily >now killed my first animal >feel dopamine for the first time in a long while Anonymous Wed 05 Oct 2022 09:18:38 No.886788933 Report >>886788896 That someone should be yourself

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