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AM BASS 1560055213519.jpg 68 KB JPG >>485183560 # >Find out friend is in a t----- discord >Wait until he starts testing the waters seeing if I'm okay with him coming out >"Yeah bro you do you" >Starts sending me pictures because they're all desperate attention w----- >Email them to his dad >Last online 86 days ago >>485184030 # >>485184096 # >>485184843 #

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Eating on a podcast with your mic on is just bad manners. Nobody should be doing that, fat or not. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 07/09/22(Sat)00:43:05 No.69343211 why do fat people NEVER stop eating? do they not realizing if they stop putting things in their mouth they wont be fat? >listening to podcast with headphones >theres ONE fat person on the podcast >every single second of every podcast they are stuffing their fat face with chips >just constantly hear crunching and their fat lips smacking >every single podcast it's the same thing >i hear the same fat f--- putting chips in their face and chewing with their lips smacking every second >every time i see a fat person they say "oh dude i just cant lose weight its my body" >meanwhile they are always spotted with a bag of chips in their arm or eating something how f------ hard is it to just STOP eating? does food not start to taste disgusting if you just eat it every second?

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Anon failed in judgement. | /r/Greentext

273 KB PNG Am i retarded? >Be 16 >pretty beta but not bad looking >meet 8/10 japanese girl >start talking >she's into me >its happening >says her name is hiroka >gives me her number >call later that night >nervous asf >"Hey hiroshima" >"What did you say Anon?!" >s--- s--- s--- >try to recover >"Because..uh you're the bomb" "she hangs up"

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Anon is cool | /r/Greentext

Some couple of cool facts and stories about me (enjoy): 159 KB JPG >Name: Chadwick Thundercock >Born from a Gamma-Ray Burst, crash landed onto earth >6ft9, 420 lbs shredded >18 time UFC heavyweight champion (retired cuz I killed off all competition) >Became the World Bank CEO at the age of 14 (they offered it) >Previous business venture: Selling my load to the sperm bank at 2 mill an ounce (women crave my seed) >18 inch dong (turns lesbians straight, and men gay) >Net worth: 69 billion >Governments all over the world pay their taxes to me Currently on a mission to lobotomize every troon that exists on this planet Earth Will be back with more cool stories

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Anon on depression | /r/Greentext

Anonymous You guys are the hypocrites 91 KB JPG 05/31/23(Wed)11:05:49 No.73511487 >man makes a thread about being depressed and having a terrible life >All the comments are telling him to either man up or kill himself >Woman makes a thread about being depressed and having a terrible life >All the comments are trying to help her situation and being supportive You always blame normalfag that do that IRL but you people do the same exact thing. You criticize them for what they do but you behave the same in the same exact circumstances. Whenever you point your finger on a normie for what they say or do, remember that you'd probably behave the same as them. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon rants about omnivores | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Omnivores are scum gettyimages 32 KB JPG 05/13/23(Sat)10:29:33 No.73298735 >If we don't eat and kill them other animals will That's as fallacious as saying >If I don't r--- her someone else will >If I don't kill him someone else will >If I don't rob him someone else will >If I don't vandalize it someone else will YOU SAVAGES!

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Anon gets spooked | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 155 KB PNG 05/31/23(Wed)11:40:03 No.73511627 3 Replies >1:35 AM >"there's motion at your front door" >check it >don't see anything moving >hear an unusually large number of dogs barking in the clip >they sound really close to the doorbell camera >don't hear any dogs at all from my room >too scared to leave my room to check for sure what's going on out there I'm legit spooked. View Thread

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Anon goes to Thailand | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 05/31/23(Wed)10:37:36 No.110343129 File: mfw.png (321 KB, 696x623) >be me >decide to travel to somewhere >Thailand is actually pretty cheap >go there for a week >quite comfy >decide to treat myself >hire call-girl >she comes to my hotel room >strips >she doesnt have a penis >mfw what a waste of time and money

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Anon’s have spoken | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG : Anonymous she's a jew 01/11/19(Fri)10:29:51 No.789716987 what's not to like about our progressive gamer queen? >>789717298 # >Is a gamer >Helps working class people >Seems like a genuinely nice person to be around >Doesn't take corp. money >Sexy as hell 01/11/19(Fri)10:31:27 No.789717088

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Anon is most normal dog on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 6 KB JPG 05/31/23(Wed)02:32:16 No.900163309 <WOOF WOOF >I SMELL BITCHES >IM GONNA F--- SOME WHITE GIRLS <WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF! >PEANUT BUTTER P----!!!=| <WOOF! >WHIPPED CREAM N------ >*c---*

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Anons mom was wild | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >first day at the campus >the prof saw me and something ignited inside him >asked me is my mom (insert my mother's name) >Told me to call my mom when I asked him why the f--- does he have my mother's name >turns out he was my parent's old acquaintance >my dad's college classmate and mom's ex when they were still hippies >Mom was almost married to him because his 133 KB JPG 05/31/23(Wed)15:01:01 No.73512661 amazing rendition of the Beatles, only chose my dad instead because he was funnier >tfw I will have to learn from the man who railed my mother before my dad for 3 whole years 5 Replies View Thread

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High Evolutionanon roasts reddit racoon | /r/Greentext

>89P13 its over, for I have depicted you as a soi wojak, making you the buffon, the fool. With this winning move at play, its time for you to give in, P13, end this charade. Or need I soi wojak you again, perhaps quoting something you said too now? Certainly you do not wish for such a fate.

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Anon wants to be entertained | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Be me >Cursed to be a Britbong >Shopping in Morrisons, it's a middle of the road supermarket, kinda crap but it's close so I go there >Tard starts roaring two aisles over by the frozen chips. Not gonna lie it's an impressively metal, kinda throat singing sort of HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH noise and he clearly loves it >Ignore tard and look for wine offers > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH shutterstock.com-37322248 05/30/23(Tue)20:09:27 No.900131728 21 KB JPG >Security guy runs past with a broom >sounds of consternation and distress - "I think he went this way" and "he's behind the freezer" >Is this why he bought the broom? Am I going to see a tard chased out of Morrisons with a broom? > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH >"Hes coming your way!" > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH >H-------- it's happening >they're looking long under the freezers. Clearly too small a space for a tard that can make a noise like that >it's a squirrel, the tard is nothing to do with it >Disappointed >Pay for wine, leave store >would have been f------ hilarious though > HHHHRAAAAAARRRGHH

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