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Anonymous 05/27/23(Sat)09:05:19 No.58347617 >>58347647 >>58347487 # >THIS SUMMER JOIN ONE UNLUCKY GUY... >shot of Rob Schnieder on the street of St. Petersburg trying to speak to locals in English Who gets caught up in one unlucky war >shots of Putin ordering an invasion and montage of tanks, helis, and a map of Russian forces pouring over a map of Ukraine >shot of Rob being mistaken for an AWOL soldier, and grabbed and hauled off Rob: Wait you guys have a serious mistake! >You guys... >shot of training camp >montage of beatings, being shot at, a grenade nearly going off in his hand >have made >gets thrown into a truck >a big >arrives at the front >Mistake.... >goofy rock song plays >Narrator: Now he has to survive a war, he never signed up for through any means neccesary. >shot of Rob dressed as a woman dancing for Chechans >Rob looks up and sees a bird, he tells his buddy and everyone just runs. Rob stands there. >suddenly bombs drop and he has to run leading to a minefield >This summer... Rob Schnieder is... Going to War

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