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O Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)20:38:00 No.15093770 ► >>15093801 >>15093803 All of ancient Assyria history be like: >people of some hebrew middle east city didn't praise the king of the universe Assurmarsuparlsimsinigalis enough >gets invaded because f--- you that's why >king of the city literally kills himself when he sees the assyrians show up >the city wont pay the reparation of a gazillion gold shekels and a billion 10/10 qt3.14 virgins >the assyrian chad army just breaks the walls with their siege d---- >proceeds to gigaholocaust everybody inside >even Hitler would say its too much >f------ carve in stone what they did because LOL, LMAO >"here be the mountain of ears" >"here be the tower of heads" >"here be the obelisk of flesh" >"and here's the children burning pit, neat eh?" >cut the head of the king, tie it to the neck of his general, make him march all the way to the capital Nineveh with the rotting head and then rip off his skin and decorate the walls with it >make weird cows with dude heads too >king of the universe Assurmarsuparlsimsinigalis dies of le sad and one of his sons stabbing him in the back >sons start killing each other for the throne, empire goes to s--- >everybody they f----- over by the centuries teams up to destroy Assyria >"Oh woerino is me! why they hate us? here I write my lamentarinos in clay because f--- paper"

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The white feather is the badge of honor of the intelligent man | /r/Greentext

This will happen again, but on TikTok ALLA : This will happen again, but on(...) Suddenly producing a large white feather, she jabbed it into his waistcoat. And in another fone, fierce and scornful, she added: ..."You coward! Why don't you enlist ?" 03/31/23(Fri)01:10:05 No.421737483 whiteFeather-Arnold Bennett ColliersWeekly_7jDLg.width- 800.jpg 69 KB JPG >war breaks out >men aren't enlisting >government tells women to shame men and call them cowards >zoomer women go on ShitTok and say they get the ick from non-enlisted men. >TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, all add the white feather of cowardice emoji >zoomer women all tag the men they know who aren't enlisted with the feather >sex-starved zoomer males will obey the mighty p----, and their own shame will be used against them

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Anon has no empathy for the underprivileged | /r/Greentext

Ffw 200 yrs Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:34:32 No.899814455 >be Irish factory worker in early 1800s New Jersey >Work 12 hours a day every day since I was 10 >Live in s----- one room apartment whole life >Barely make enough to survive >Be black slave in early 1800s Virginia >Work 12 hours a day every day since I was 10 >Live in s----- one room shack whole life >Barely get enough food to survive >Be great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of slave >AYE YO WHERE MAH REPARATIONS AT MAH ANCESTORS BE BUSTIN THEY ASS FO YO ANCESTORS MAKIN YALL WHITE N----- RICH WHEN WE GONE GET PAAAAIIIIIID

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Chainsaw Anon has a Stroke | /r/Greentext

File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) VAN 12. 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He f----- up bad. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ▶ File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ▶ e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ▶ >>252913869 >only have you in if only one He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment ? S >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ▶ >>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551 ▶ e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ▶ File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) >>252913869 ESLkun. >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ▶ File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ▶ >>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759 ▶ File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670▶ File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. >>252913869 my f------ sides best post all day i kneel Comprar k9125in10°H ZAICHE 1=XXXXX >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone "PRETEND" ? Anonymous ULGAZJ|MYCc||_ A2:16 46.2021 20224 1 1:4UNLA 129 (1– AD, TANGA) >>252913869 beautiful *forced smile NPT 3963 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No. 252927073 File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) Anonymous 2024/234; 0:34:20 Þ> 2527 4000 » Hat 1814- ZAHRPOOJre2 4,8 se I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! SONDAL IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296 ▶ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ▶ File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 Are you allright anon? OH. I HATE THIS Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ▶ File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding i am extreme dissapoint Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 >>252920932 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- i've all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ▶ File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

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Anon asks for advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 174 KB PNG 05/22/23 (Mon)18:43:20 No.73412900 Fembots (actual females only) What are some telltale signs you want a dude to ask you on a date or whatever

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anon is in a relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/23(Thu)01:36:40 No.899807961 >be me 21 >living with fiance who id been dating for about a year >think she was 40 but find her passport and it turns out shes actually 48 >says she lied because she loved me too much to risk me not dating her >she also lied about being on the pill when she was actually infertile in case i wanted kids What am i in for marrying her? 15 KB JPG She says im saving her from dying alone and can never leave her even if i stop liking her Shes fat and has no children btw She pays for everything 05/25/23(Thu)01:40:20 No.899808118 : Anonymous >>899807961 (OP) # It's gonna be great. No red flags at all. Do it.

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Don’t go outside | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 72381994 JPG 18.3 kB 2 hours ago >go outside >see a brown person >day ruined D

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Anon gets cut in line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: FRbsyymU 20 KB JPG 04/21/22(Thu)02:00:06 No.15015462 >Waiting in line >Big black guy cuts you in line >You say "Excuse me sir I was here first." >He ignores you >"Sir I was here-" >He turns around and says "F--- off f-----" then ignores you again. What do you do next?

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Anon reports a crime | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-05-24 184504.png (69 KB, 506x759) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez → @AOC . Follow 6 Why don't you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted Ted Cruz✔ @tedcruz Nonsense. That shameful filibuster was led by Democrats-your party. My party-the Republicans-proudly voted for the Civil Rights Act in much higher percentages than the racist Dems. 2:06 PM - May 23, 2023 50.2K Cruz obliged her: Reply ↑ Share Read 9.2K replies Ted Cruz. May 23, 2023 @tedcruz. Follow 1/x Sure. - First, the Dem party founded the KKK. - Then the Dem party wrote Jim Crow laws. - Then the Dem party filibustered the Civil Rights Act. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC Why don't you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted □ Anonymous (ID: (loaU+x81) 05/24/23 (Wed)13:47:13 No.428192183 ► >>428192298 >>428192383 >>428192396 >>42 >>428193436 >>428193476 >>428193719 >>428193722 >>428194362 >>428194960 AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN on twitter https://www.zerohedge.com/political/ted-cruz-educates-aoc-democrats-racist-past-and-present-musk-piles

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Anon goes to Quora. | /r/Greentext

File: Quora_logo_2015.svg.png (35 KB, 1200x334) Quora >Your question has been merged with "Why do some countries drive on the left?" >w-- thats not what I asked.png >> Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon)21:05:23 No.73417521 >>73419266 >why do subway stations exist >well first look at this photo >Ask question on Quora >"How do roads between left-side driving countries merge with right-side driving ones?" >Top voted answer from some Chinese guy in a suit: "I think you are asking the wrong question! What the real question you seem to be looking to ask is "why is the USA such a mean stupid dodoo head and not as great as China! Well here is my 78 paragraph answer!"" >All responses are from Indians explaining why India is actually the best country. >None of the above can manage English to save their f------ life. F--- quora, this place is actually worse than reddit. >>73418082 >>73418203 >>73418467 >>73418511 >>73419141 □ Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)21:07:35 No.73417547

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Anon is a wanted criminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ElipGYmK) 02/23/13(Sat)00:24:52 No.460629401 Replies: >>460634408 File: 1361597092706.png-(63 KB, 273x343, yeees.png) >be at bar, having a few beers >soon >closing hours >only one guy left in the bar aside from me >guy goes to bathroom >my moment of greatness has come >enter bathroom >guy is about to take a piss >I pull down my pants (and underpants) >guy hasn't noticed yet >I start dancing, shaking my hips wildly, tongue out of my mouth >guy suddenly sees me >"the f--- your doing you f------ weirdo!?" >the helicopter >he's trapped, still pissing and he's all mine >*come jiggle with me" I says >guy is trying to piss faster, he wants to escape >"Jiggly! Do the jiggle!" I scream as I run towards him, d--- flailing wildly >the horror on his face >I kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere >the climax >I swing my d--- in a precision move, moving my hips to get that extra momentum >it hits him in the face, also on the lips "if you don't jiggle then you get the dickle!" I scream at the top of my lungs >I pull up my pants and run out the bar

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Anon watches Shrek 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/22(Wed)16:27:55 No.69136647 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax

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Anon downloads CP | /r/Greentext

File: EGS Cyberpunk 2077 CDPROJE(...).jpg (696 KB, 2560x1440) Суветерник Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:31:49 No.638157453638 >>638157595 >>638157602 >>638158035 >>638158053 >>638158094 >>638158 >>638158763 >>638158848 >>638158975 >>638162336 I'm downloading CP right now, what am I in for? Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:32:35 No.638157485 ► File: 1677076716120582.jpg (42 KB, 680x379) >>638157453 (OP). Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:32:40 No.638157491 ► >>638157453 (OP). What the f--- anon that's illegial Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:33:49 No.638157542 File: 1684924427219.jpg (356 KB, 1964x1877) >>638157453 (OP). Share the video footage of this CP game with us >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:34:03 No.638157557 >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:34:50 No.638157595 ► >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:34:55 No.638157602 >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:38:52 No.638157810 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:41:09 No.638157913 ► File: 1676991266532960.jpg (155 KB, 843x607) >> >>638157595 jesus christ this took me a while Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:42:08 No.638157964 File: 1668503713068431.jpg (25 KB, 600x482) >>638157595

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