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Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)10:06:59 No.15052157 >"heavy objects fall faster than light ones" >none cares to check if this is true for 2000 years 34 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon has a revelation | /r/Greentext

Me trying to hide my feelings for you BALLOO 127 KB JPG >be me pulling an all nigther studying >really bored and tired decided to use omegle >mostly just guys looking for female interaction or posting links for female interaction >finally found someone actually willing to talk >it's a guy >it's ok i'm only here to met new people not to make a girlfriend >really enjoy talking to the guy >he actually studies near me >verycool.png >two hours in he tells me he's gay and wants to meet >mfw i just met him >mfw i genually feel an interest in him >am i gay?

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Anon had an encounter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 228 KB PNG attractive" 4 Replies / 1 Image 05/02/20(Sat) 20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the movies" >"yeah except in movies the guys View Thread

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Anon is a memelord | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 05/17/23(Wed)14:58:16 No.73349895 >Finally get a girlfriend >She's constantly bombarding me with stupid 5 second ADHD zoomer tiktok videos and retarded "memes" that make no sense >Send her 1 low tier outdated meme posted on 4chan that most anons wouldn't even look twice at >She thinks it's f------ hilarious and now I'm "king of memes" in her group I f------ hate women so much robotbros

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Incel is waiting for the collapse and f society | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 301 KB PNG 05/17/23(Wed)14:06:36 No.73349578 >inceldom is rising >more and more young men are dropping out of society >more and more young men are neither dating nor want to get married >society and women get nervous and try to label us as incels and demonize us in the media >cant stop the rising number of young men done with trying in life Thats what these f------ get for denying us a basic need. Its simple: NO P---- = NO WORK = NO TAXES = NO SOCIETY

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Anon discovers a harsh reality | /r/Greentext

6 replies #1, No. 73347916 6 hours ago 1674367441279916 PNG 680x817 241.8 kB >be me, incel weirdo for years >want gf more than anything >finally get gf >get bored and annoyed within a month and start feeling overburdened with a responsibility to spend all my time with her >realise i prefer being alone >retreat to my goon cave many such cases

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Anon doesn’t understand his gf | /r/Greentext

I think women are lying about what they want I think women are lying about (...) 42 KB JPG >still no gf 05/16/23(Tue)21:32:35 No.73345232 >be me >fat kid with feminist politics >no gf >turn 18 >get fit >join the army >save a s--- ton of money >get depressed for unrelated reasons. >go home on disability >get fat >get fit again >use benefits to start working on a degree >work s----- job >give up on politics >start spending time here >post about my s----- life >stop caring about things in general >talk to some quit young college girl >start dating >I have a gf now >she claims to be low maintenance >she's more misogynistic then me >she doesn't mind being cynical about the world. tfw you literally try everything to be a respectful, responsible, and positive mate; but your first gf said yes when you were the exact opposite. : Anonymous >>73345232 (OP) # >young women are retarded, and don't know what they want Color me surprised. Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)22:41:51 No.73345841 : Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)22:43:45 No.73345856 they are absolutely lying. they know that it's not socially acceptable to say they are cynical and mean in their heart of hearts, so they lie to maintain status and reputation. everyone does it but women do it more, and better 05/16/23(Tue)22:44:00 No.73345859 Women lying? Lmao. How am I suppose to take this thread seriously when you propose such absurdities ?

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Anon is incredulous. | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: r3634.jpg (58 KB, 1050x656) [Advertise o Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed)13:19:18 No.899407524 >The bad guy's called Vladimir >The good guy's called Volodymyr The dungeon master got lazy

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anon finds evidence of an actual demon in his area | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)20:42:27 No.34781440 ► >>34781709 >>34783890 >>34784522 >>34791539 >>34781288 >be me, 17 year old canadafag >be outside with the boys walking at dusk >two of the fellas head home, leaving me and my best friend >best friend spots a house out in the distance >looks abandoned and theres an old car near it(looks like it's from the 50s), so us being fallout fans decide to go check it out for fun >baddecision.exe >we get to the thing, and it's kinda in a field >smells like rot >the car was neat though >something scrapes the wall next to us from the inside >being idiots we egg each other on to go check it out >we open the door and go inside >rot smell is even worse >there's a room to the left of us where we heard the scraping >we open up the door >room's filled with decaying, half eaten deer >friend catches glimpse of a f----- up leg going up into the ceiling, like something was climbing up there to hide >we gtfo haven't been back since, but a bit ago or so some kid disappeared right near the area. He still hasn't been found.

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Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 05/14/23(Sun)00:30:34 No.73307838 Story time >be me >was friends with this guy for more than 3 years >about 2 years ago he got a gf >one year after that they started being degenerates >she was seeing a guy behind his back and he eventually found out but just became a cuck >advise him not to do it but he tells me it's fine >knew she was spending more time and having sex with the other guy but still "dated" her >fast forward to 3 days ago >he told me that his "girlfriend" made him "p---- free" and moved in with the guy she's cheating with >she doesn't even text him anymore >he literally got dumped and abandoned but he still thinks he's "dating" her I genuinely tried to warn him but now he's completely delusional

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Anon wants to hurt his mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 81 KB PNG 05/17/23 (Wed)09:25:17 No.73348057 >be with mom last week >she is asking again when I will get a gf >explain to her AGAIN that I am not capable of getting one since nature decides through genetics who gets women and who not >she is getting p----- AGAIN >yell at me yo man up >leave to my room >sit there for a couple hours >come to realization that my mom like every other woman will never understand me >she is just another worthless breeding roastie like the rest of them >realize that if this w---- just could have kept her legs closed I would have never been here >I would have never been tortured by existence if she wasnt another braindead thot that just cant keep her instincts under control and f--- >start fantasizing about going back in time and killing her >unironically want to hurt my mom now When did you guys realize that your moms are just worthless w----- that are the reason for your pain and should be punished for it? I hate this W---- for making me endure life as a 26 year old virgin

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Anon wants to pet it | /r/Greentext

Why are humans like this? >Look at this animal that could easily disembowel me >Let's go pet it

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What did you have to lose? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Saturday, January 13 & EMERGENCY ALERTS Emergency Alert BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAIL SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL 71 KB JPG : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 01/13/18(Sat)17:52:22 Why didn't you confess your love to your crush during the missile alert? What did you have to lose? No.42473733 01/13/18(Sat) 18:02:53 No.42473933 >>42473733 (OP) # >did this >she actually said yes >feel amazing >feel even more amazing once I find out that the alert wasn't actually real and I'll get to keep living, with her by my side >she texts back shortly after, saying that she doesn't actually like me and only said yes because she thought we were about to die and she wanted me to be happy in my final moments F--- this s---. I wish I was nuked.

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