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Me trying to hide my feelings for you BALLOO 127 KB JPG >be me pulling an all nigther studying >really bored and tired decided to use omegle >mostly just guys looking for female interaction or posting links for female interaction >finally found someone actually willing to talk >it's a guy >it's ok i'm only here to met new people not to make a girlfriend >really enjoy talking to the guy >he actually studies near me >verycool.png >two hours in he tells me he's gay and wants to meet >mfw i just met him >mfw i genually feel an interest in him >am i gay?

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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: Anonymous 228 KB PNG attractive" 4 Replies / 1 Image 05/02/20(Sat) 20:36:38 No.826674449 >at university >accidentally bump into a girl carrying papers >kneel down to help her collect them >our eyes meet >I say something like "hey, its like in the movies" >"yeah except in movies the guys View Thread

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: Anonymous 46 KB JPG 05/17/23(Wed)14:58:16 No.73349895 >Finally get a girlfriend >She's constantly bombarding me with stupid 5 second ADHD zoomer tiktok videos and retarded "memes" that make no sense >Send her 1 low tier outdated meme posted on 4chan that most anons wouldn't even look twice at >She thinks it's f------ hilarious and now I'm "king of memes" in her group I f------ hate women so much robotbros

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Anonymous 301 KB PNG 05/17/23(Wed)14:06:36 No.73349578 >inceldom is rising >more and more young men are dropping out of society >more and more young men are neither dating nor want to get married >society and women get nervous and try to label us as incels and demonize us in the media >cant stop the rising number of young men done with trying in life Thats what these f------ get for denying us a basic need. Its simple: NO P---- = NO WORK = NO TAXES = NO SOCIETY

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Anon discovers a harsh reality | /r/Greentext

6 replies #1, No. 73347916 6 hours ago 1674367441279916 PNG 680x817 241.8 kB >be me, incel weirdo for years >want gf more than anything >finally get gf >get bored and annoyed within a month and start feeling overburdened with a responsibility to spend all my time with her >realise i prefer being alone >retreat to my goon cave many such cases

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Anon doesn’t understand his gf | /r/Greentext

I think women are lying about what they want I think women are lying about (...) 42 KB JPG >still no gf 05/16/23(Tue)21:32:35 No.73345232 >be me >fat kid with feminist politics >no gf >turn 18 >get fit >join the army >save a s--- ton of money >get depressed for unrelated reasons. >go home on disability >get fat >get fit again >use benefits to start working on a degree >work s----- job >give up on politics >start spending time here >post about my s----- life >stop caring about things in general >talk to some quit young college girl >start dating >I have a gf now >she claims to be low maintenance >she's more misogynistic then me >she doesn't mind being cynical about the world. tfw you literally try everything to be a respectful, responsible, and positive mate; but your first gf said yes when you were the exact opposite. : Anonymous >>73345232 (OP) # >young women are retarded, and don't know what they want Color me surprised. Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)22:41:51 No.73345841 : Anonymous 05/16/23(Tue)22:43:45 No.73345856 they are absolutely lying. they know that it's not socially acceptable to say they are cynical and mean in their heart of hearts, so they lie to maintain status and reputation. everyone does it but women do it more, and better 05/16/23(Tue)22:44:00 No.73345859 Women lying? Lmao. How am I suppose to take this thread seriously when you propose such absurdities ?

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: r3634.jpg (58 KB, 1050x656) [Advertise o Anonymous 05/17/23 (Wed)13:19:18 No.899407524 >The bad guy's called Vladimir >The good guy's called Volodymyr The dungeon master got lazy

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anon finds evidence of an actual demon in his area | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/14/23(Sun)20:42:27 No.34781440 ► >>34781709 >>34783890 >>34784522 >>34791539 >>34781288 >be me, 17 year old canadafag >be outside with the boys walking at dusk >two of the fellas head home, leaving me and my best friend >best friend spots a house out in the distance >looks abandoned and theres an old car near it(looks like it's from the 50s), so us being fallout fans decide to go check it out for fun >baddecision.exe >we get to the thing, and it's kinda in a field >smells like rot >the car was neat though >something scrapes the wall next to us from the inside >being idiots we egg each other on to go check it out >we open the door and go inside >rot smell is even worse >there's a room to the left of us where we heard the scraping >we open up the door >room's filled with decaying, half eaten deer >friend catches glimpse of a f----- up leg going up into the ceiling, like something was climbing up there to hide >we gtfo haven't been back since, but a bit ago or so some kid disappeared right near the area. He still hasn't been found.

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Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 05/14/23(Sun)00:30:34 No.73307838 Story time >be me >was friends with this guy for more than 3 years >about 2 years ago he got a gf >one year after that they started being degenerates >she was seeing a guy behind his back and he eventually found out but just became a cuck >advise him not to do it but he tells me it's fine >knew she was spending more time and having sex with the other guy but still "dated" her >fast forward to 3 days ago >he told me that his "girlfriend" made him "p---- free" and moved in with the guy she's cheating with >she doesn't even text him anymore >he literally got dumped and abandoned but he still thinks he's "dating" her I genuinely tried to warn him but now he's completely delusional

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Anon wants to hurt his mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 81 KB PNG 05/17/23 (Wed)09:25:17 No.73348057 >be with mom last week >she is asking again when I will get a gf >explain to her AGAIN that I am not capable of getting one since nature decides through genetics who gets women and who not >she is getting p----- AGAIN >yell at me yo man up >leave to my room >sit there for a couple hours >come to realization that my mom like every other woman will never understand me >she is just another worthless breeding roastie like the rest of them >realize that if this w---- just could have kept her legs closed I would have never been here >I would have never been tortured by existence if she wasnt another braindead thot that just cant keep her instincts under control and f--- >start fantasizing about going back in time and killing her >unironically want to hurt my mom now When did you guys realize that your moms are just worthless w----- that are the reason for your pain and should be punished for it? I hate this W---- for making me endure life as a 26 year old virgin

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Why are humans like this? >Look at this animal that could easily disembowel me >Let's go pet it

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: Anonymous Saturday, January 13 & EMERGENCY ALERTS Emergency Alert BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAIL SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL 71 KB JPG : Anonymous 15 KB JPG 01/13/18(Sat)17:52:22 Why didn't you confess your love to your crush during the missile alert? What did you have to lose? No.42473733 01/13/18(Sat) 18:02:53 No.42473933 >>42473733 (OP) # >did this >she actually said yes >feel amazing >feel even more amazing once I find out that the alert wasn't actually real and I'll get to keep living, with her by my side >she texts back shortly after, saying that she doesn't actually like me and only said yes because she thought we were about to die and she wanted me to be happy in my final moments F--- this s---. I wish I was nuked.

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Anonymous 02/28/15(Sat)09:00:34 No.601034522 >Be me >Have super ashy skin (I'm white) >So bad that in the mid- summer I sometimes bleed from my skin cracking >Go to dermatologist >Get this lotion thats supposed to help >300 dollars a bottle >Get home >J------- with it 74 KB JPG

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