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52 KB PNG I tell ya' >opens a can of Bud Light kids these days >gently massages protruding beer belly just ain't >begins daily ritual of zoning out to TV like they used to be >puts a triple bacon cheeseburger in the microwave Why back in my day >cheers as his favorite n---- catches the football we had some >asks permission to go to the local sports bar, wife says no gosh darn >hires Jose the illegal immigrant to mow his lawn work ethic n' >blames Jose for all his problems pride >dies of a heart attack at age 58

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 06/28/21 (Mon)14:52:01 No.857854052 >highest number of prisoners PER CAPITA 140 KB JPG >highest violent crime rate in the western world >highest number of mass shootings of any developed country >no universal healthcare >super high tuition, high student loan debt >richest corporations pay exactly $0 in taxes >2 party political system that produces nothing >staggering amounts of homelessness >has been at war every decade >opioid and prescription pill addicted youth Be sure to celebrate it all on July 4th.

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: Anonymous 05/08/23 (Mon)18:45:10 No.73247167 >be me >told my friends that I am a virgin and never had a gf 3 months ago while drunk >they wont shut up about it now >"Dude anon, we need to help you!" >"anon it is really not that hard" >"anon just talk to some girls" >"anon I know some girls I could hook you up with" >"haha cmon anon are you a man or not?" 115 KB JPG love my friends but they are such f------ retard normies sometimes. I tried to explain the blackpill and lookism so many times to them but they just dont listen. Why is it so hard to understand that some people are genetically incapable of experiencing love and intimacy and relationships and all this b-------. I am 23 years now and if I really was made to be loved it would have happened a loooong time ago when I was young. I just feel like i am past the appropriate age for my first relationship and to be honest the idea of me being happy with a girl kind of pisses me off but Idk why I have to figure that one out

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Anon was involved in 9/11 | /r/Greentext

E Anonymous 09/12/21(Sun)16:02:57 No.862950381 >Be me >9 years old >Going to cub scouts >Scout leader says "Today we're gonna learn how to fold the American flag" >Stresses that "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen and we'll have to burn it" 229 KB JPG >Am handed the flag >slips out of my hand, and falls flat on the floor. >Scout leader assures me it's okay and we can try with another flag >We burn the flag I dropped at the end of the meeting >The next day I'm in school and the teacher is told to turn the tv on to the news. >We watch as the second plane hits the World Trade Center >I think back to my scout leader saying "Letting the flag touch the ground is a bad omen". And that's the story of how for the next 6 months I thought I caused 9/11

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: Anonymous How to cope with crippling lon(...) 62 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)13:55:46 No.898914355 I'm 22 and I never had a gf. Every woman that approaches me ends up getting bored of me either after 5 mins, few hours or weeks. There is something repulsive about me and I can't figure out what. I don't really use social media and i'm not super fun and pretty awkward but is this really enough for me to be a subhuman incel? I can't f------ take it anymore. I see couples everywhere and I want to f------ destroy them. I'm not some freak. I go to college, the gym, I worked for over a year, I go out to bars etc. It really shouldn't be this hard to achieve what little broccoli zoomers do at 14. Are some of you legit 30+ wizards? How the f--- do you manage to get to that age without roping? I don't think I have much left in me. I have no motivation to get out of bed anymore.

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E Anonymous (162) 11/05/20(Thu)13:09:43 No.118821575 1604599661995.png 715 KB PNG Holy crap! It's President-Elect of the United States Joseph Robinette Biden Junior! "Hi Homer!" : Anonymous 11/05/20(Thu)13:14:26 No.118821656 >>118821720 # >>118822267 # >>118822301 # >>118822307 # >>118822330 # >>118822359 # >>118822582 # >>118822665 # >>118822684 # >>118822728 # >>118823225 # >>118823458 # >>118823636 #

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F for anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG Anonymous >be f----- : Anonymous -The end 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:01 No.794216180 Let's write a story one line at a time, I'll start >be me 03/05/19(Tue)11:06:39 No.794216218 03/05/19(Tue)11:07:02 No.794216236

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Self hating Slavic-Nazi incel wants to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I will join the Ukranian Forei(...) BAY 574 KB PNG 05/08/23 (Mon)13:23:22 No.73244458 >be me >Russian Dad and German mom >grow up in Germany but in a majority Russian-immigrant neighborhood >constantly surrounded by Slavic subhumans >have to come to realization that I am part subhuman too >cant make friends because Slavic genes make me to inferior to westerners but Germanic genes make me superior to Slavs and other shitskin migrants >cant get gf because of subhuman Slavic genes >cant succeed academically because of Slavic genes >cant do anything productive for society because subhuman genes wont let me participate in civilization >eventually start hating my father for being genetically inferior to me >also start hating my racetraitor w---- mother for ruining her godlike bloodline and giving birth to an abomination like me >war in Ukraine starts and it makes me hate Russia even more >root for Ukraine (despite them being subhuman slavs too) but dont participate in any real way >eventually realize that my existence and that of other Slavic people is a sin >need to find a way to repay for this sin >decided that I need to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion >make a appointment at the Ukrainian Embassy in Berlin >I am finally going to avenge my mothers bloodline and hopefully will get my hands on Russian women and children >bonus if I survive i will be celebrated and finally accepted by Westerners RUSSLAND WIRD VERNICHTET WERDEN UND ES WIRD KEINE NEUE GENERATION GEBEN UM ES WIEDER AUFZUBAUEN

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574 KB PNG >be me >Russian Dad and German mom >grow up in Germany but in a majority Russian-immigrant neighborhood >constantly surrounded by Slavic subhumans >have to come to realization that I am part subhuman too >cant make friends because Slavic genes make me to inferior to westerners but Germanic genes make me superior to Slavs and other shitskin migrants >cant get gf because of subhuman Slavic genes >cant succeed academically because of Slavic genes >cant do anything productive for society because subhuman genes wont let me participate in civilization >eventually start hating my father for being genetically inferior to me >also start hating my racetraitor w---- mother for ruining her godlike bloodline and giving birth to an abomination like me >war in Ukraine starts and it makes me hate Russia even more >root for Ukraine (despite them being subhuman slavs too) but dont participate in any real way >eventually realize that my existence and that of other Slavic people is a sin >need to find a way to repay for this sin >decided that I need to join the Ukrainian Foreign Legion >make a appointment at the Ukrainian Embassy in Berlin >I am finally going to avenge my mothers bloodline and hopefully will get my hands on Russian women and children >bonus if I survive i will be celebrated and finally accepted by Westerners RUSSLAND WIRD VERNICHTET WERDEN UND ES WIRD KEINE NEUE GENERATION GEBEN UM ES WIEDER AUFZUBAUEN

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□ IM OUT OF INCEL EXCUSES Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)07:29:47 No.73242298 [Reply] ► >>73243012 >>73243140 >>73243155 >Buy a home and invite friend to pay me rent >He's fat >Poor >Shorter than me >Uglier than me >I'm talking neck pube beard that doesn't connect and no chin, Yellow crusty teeth, Untreated dandruff visible at all times >Never cleans >I keep the living room spotless and my room is impeccable >He lets his cat fill up its litterbox and his room smells like cat s--- >Whatever, I can deal. >Two 24 year old dudes living together >Watch Breaking Bad because he's never seen it, play games. Bro stuff. >It's f------ awesome >Two weeks in he brings a girl home to hang out >She's actually really cute w-- >Early stages. Hanging out, f------, not that I would know what these stages are. >Doesn't have time to hang anymore Once again, I'm left in the dust while other people waltz into this part of life that's a complete f------ mystery to me. I went to wash dishes just now and heard them f------ while I turned the lights off to go back to my room. She's just riding his Baloney pony with a straight up box of cat mud one foot away from the bed. I don't know if I should take this as sign of hope or a sign that it is truly f------ over for me if this guy can figure it out while I can't.

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: Anonymous 162 KB JPG 05/08/23(Mon)09:07:02 No.73245237 >Bob Ross doesn't pull out in time >"happy little accident" Think he ever said this to a girl?

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: Anonymous 04/16/23(Sun)17:35:47 No.72973535 Being White probably is the worse thing you can be in 2023. 94 KB GIF Our country is overrunned by shitskins. Half of our people hate themselves. Ethnics all hate us. LGBT and Trannism is rampant and heavily promoted. People like N----- bop and Jung G--- pop over real music. All White guys do is cope about muh ancestor history and Tinder statistics from 20 years ago in a circle jerk instead of getting fit and slaying. You people make my race look bad. Man up and kys.

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Anonymous 05/08/23(Mon)08:02:53 No.73242515 [Reply]► >>73243545 >sucked a d--- tonight out of curiosity >it was not fun and it took eternities for him to c-- >kept wishing it was over >literally got facefucked and it was not at all pleasurable >now I feel completely disgusting and want to kms Can I go back to being straight please +13 replies omitted. Click here to

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