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: Anonymous 05/06/23(Sat) 08:07:11 No.72879678 >doesn't talk to girls while in highschool >"It's ok I'll just join a bunch of clubs in college to meet girls" >doesn't join clubs and spends all free time either studying, gaming, or gym >"I-It's ok once I start making good money from engineering I'll be able to take girls on dates and be slaying" >picks an extremely male-dominant career that rarely involves interactions with women Yeah, hey listen... Can I have my job back? 62 KB JPG >"uh I...I still have plenty of time to be normal and learn how to flirt and have a dating life. I'm in shape, have a good job, am and told I'm funny. I'll just go out to bars to meet girls" >doesn't go out due to fear of looking awkward at a bar alone briefly glancing at women. >"M-maybe online dating will work..." >"3 matches in a month, no responses" Is this really my life? I never got over the learning how to talk to girls phase, and I don't know how dating works as an adult. I physically, legitamately, unironically become autistic when I am near a girl my age. I go mute and legit make the wide-eyed/flustered emoji face. I'm 24 now and if I am unable to learn how to turn my situation around this year, then by 25 I will swallow my pride, wipe away my tears, and go see a legal sex worker to finally exeperience what it's like to be normal.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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